Not a question about preserving or stripping bones, but i was thinking that in this hobby yoy have to have some of the BEST out of context quotes. Do the admins all have any particularly good or favorite things they've said
Oh my gawwwd I’m sure we all have some hilarious stuff. My favorite was I was walking home with literally half of a raccoon in a shopping bag and some dude starts chatting me up and he asks what was in my bag “most of a raccoon” I reply and his face goes WHITE it was amazing. I never saw a dude split so fast.
Also “I gotta go water the corpse” (referring to my rot pots)
“No don’t touch me, I’m covered in fox”
“Hey, can you get me a bandaid? This skull just bit me.”
“No I will NOT move Claudius, he’s part of this family!” “He’s dead! I’m sure he doesn’t care”
“Don’t go in the bathroom” (just dumped a ton of maceration water in the toilet)
“My cat killed a mouse it was so disgusting” “…can…can I have it…?”
“I wonder how suspicious buying six containers of peroxide looks….“
“Look! A deer!” “Like, a live one, or?” “YES A LIVE ONE”
This is just for me, I’m sure the other mods will add more!!
My favorite is anytime I go to tell my bf about my opossum I have buried he just shakes his head and goes, “STOOOOPPPP.”
I also love the day we were walking in the woods and I caught a severed deer leg out of the corner of my eye and it scared me because I thought it was a snake 😂😂!
Please don’t keep our dog after she dies.“
- Mod Galaxies
Oh man this is my fav topic!
"Gross, cat soup” (it rained on my half rotted cat)
“Wow, those skulls look so real!”
“They ARE real.”
“Soooo do you dig up people’s dogs too?”
“If they let me”
-disappointed looks from old white men- (yes, only white guys for some reason????)
“I thought you loved animals!!”
“If you look back and I’m dragging a carcass behind me it’s just a taxidermy thing”
“Do you have a boneyard?”
“Did it die? Can I have it?”
Usually followed by
“Oh oh I’m sorry no I’m really glad he’s okay I was just wondering-!”
“I found a [animal]!!”
What they say: “let’s go on a hike!”
What I hear: “let’s go find deads!”
“Hang on I have to put these fetuses in borax”