hey dq

Weird  Conversations  With My Friend Pt 1
  • *Friend goes to dq*
  • Friend: Hey, I was thinking cuz I just got DQ and the pics on the door all have the blizzards upside down, because they had that deal going on that was like "if you turn your blizzard upside down and it doesn't stay, we'll give you another free" or something. And I was like, they always fall out that's bs. But then you texted me Voltron and I was like--
  • Friend: --Lance would totally turn it upside down
  • Me: Lol
  • Me: He probably make it to where it falls out
  • Friend: Exactly, and it'd just get E V E R Y W H E R E
  • Me: *What are you Implying?*
  • ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • Friend: Low key thinking he'd hold it over I'd face to see if it'd fall from a "good view point" and it'd just smack him in the face and drop down his shirt
  • Me: O H
  • Friend: *cough* and then he'd yelp and take his shirt off because it's CoLd
  • Me: Is Keith there, low key laughing his ass then falling out of the booth?
  • Friend: Yes
  • Well back to the trash bin I go....