hey baby how u doin

guys listen

guys

if one of sheogorath’s worshippers or even sheo himself tries to tell you that he’s very successful and smooth in his romantic exploits they are lying okay

sheogorath is so unsmooth that gravel and sandpaper fight to see who is more jealous

he would mess up the word ‘hey’ and loose his footing and fall down and knock over a guard or five and end up falling headfirst in the font or any surrounding bodies of water if he tried to be all 'hey baby how u doin’ while leaning against a nearby wall

do not believe his lies