hey baby heres that movie you wanted

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So I’ve recently bought the Newt Scamander A Movie Scrapbook and it’s awesome but I opened it and I flip to this page above and the drawing of Scamander, you cannot look me in the eye and tell me he doesn’t look like a freaking drug dealer! I’m dying all I can imagine now is “pst, pst. *opens coat* Hey I got a Niffler here for ya.” “You want a squirrel? I got those in this pocket here.” Like what is this you dork??? Was your jacket like this the entire movie?? Do you just walk around with these babies in your coat pockets?? Are these where you keep all your non-magical creatures?? I see a squirrel, two doves, two lizards, a spider and what looks like a tree branch, like what the heck you dork! Is this how he kept them at school before he had the case? What is this, I have questions and no answers!! Well my rants over and I’m going to go back to laughing at this picture now.

Seventeen Reaction

“Seventeen hyung line reaction to their s/o getting scared easily”


Seungcheol: He took you out to a haunted house and was shocked to find you nearly in tears after one jump scare. “Hey hey baby don’t cry it’s okay we can leave if you want, but you have no reason to be scared with me here”

Jeonghan: You always acted so tough around him, so when you clang to him during a scary movie he’d be a bit surprised “Are you scared right now babe? Wahh I thought you were tough! It’s okay princess I’ll protect you”

Joshua: You were cooking dinner when Joshua came home, he snuck behind you and touched your arm gently causing you to jump, your reaction scared him back “babe! You scared me! All I did was touch you”

Junhui: Junhui would notice you listening to music completely into it. He’d come up behind you and jump on you, you got up and hit him a couple times “holy shit junhui you scared me!” He’d thought you were joking but he noticed you weren’t kidding “I’m sorry baby I didn’t know you’d be so scared”

Hoshi: You would be getting out of the shower when he jumped at you causing you to scream and fall, when you yelled at him he would be confused. “I didn’t know it would make you so scared im sorry baby don’t be mad” he’d pout

Wonwoo: He thought it would funny to pull a little prank on you, when he ended up really scaring you and making you mad, he would feel terrible “hey! Look I’ll be cute you can’t resist my cuteness!”

Woozi: You were focusing intently on the book in front of you when Woozi started singing breaking the dead silence causing you to gasp loudly “you scared me!” You said, he pouted slightly “I know I’m sick but I didn’t know my voice was that bad”

Hello
Team C (Mingyu, Jun, DK)
Hello

[DK]
In front of the mirror, my smiles won’t stop, lady
I wear a dress shirt and open my wallet for no reason
My heart is fluttering like a little kid

[Jun]
Putting a check in my diary (today)
The irony in my heart (what could it be)

[DK]
Tell me tell me ma girl
Answer me, girl
What should I do?

[Jun]
The moment our eyes meet
If you remember
[DK] Will you smile at me?

[Chorus]
Hey girl, over here, hello
Looking gently at you
Clasping our hands together
With a smile, hello
Under the clear sky
I’ll say it now
Oh baby, yeah
I want to say hello
I want to say hello
I’m in love with you

[Mingyu]
Hey, it’s nice to see you
When you see me, girl
Don’t be flustered, your friends know me
Here are my many plans that weren’t in your field of vision
(Plan A) Let’s eat first
A bright hello for the coffee and movie I prepared while acting cool
(But plan B) What do I do when even a single breath is awkward?

[Chorus]
Hey girl, over here, hello
Looking gently at you
Clasping our hands together
With a smile, hello
Under the clear sky
I’ll say it now
Oh baby, yeah
I want to say hello
I want to say hello
Hello~

translated by camera-seventeen // mp3 credit by Persephone Basilissa // take w/ proper credit