hey apple!

The Apple

oh hey rest of away team, you move out, we need to stay and watch this amazing thing

come on spock, it’s happening

look at their intense, fascinated faces


what could be happening

what astonishing creature did they spot



it’s literally just bones beaming down

and then beaming

because jim knew bones was going to love the planet and just wanted to see the look on bones’ face



“are you scared? imagine how scared she must’ve been. not that it’s any of my business…

you never had a happy past anyway. you were ridiculed and bullied all your life… and now you’ve escaped that life because for the first time, you did something for yourself.

congrats, mr. murderer.” - oh sangwoo

hey so anyway tumblr put out a new feature that tells people when you’re online and of course it auto activates because this is tumblr. you can find the switch for it under account settings


i was playing animal crossing with @horrifichymns and this happened

,,except it was an axe

BTS as things my brother said during a game of Apples to Apples

Jin - Hey! That’s my caRd- *chokes on chocolate chip cookie*

Suga - HAHAHAHAHAH- *makes serious face 2 seconds later*

Hobi - *stares off into distance* (someone else: hey… HEY!) 
OH! *hits table, laughs forcefully* WAS I SUPPOSED TO PUT DOWN A CARD????

Rapmon - (someone else: What’s something that’s sappy?) Our lives… Life… is sappy.

Tae - *loses* *hits table* DARN IIIIIIT!

Jimin - *runs back at the speed of light* WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT (someone else: WHAT??) ….I FORGOT TO READ ALL MY GREEN CARDS AGAIN


Makeout Songs for the Signs
  • Aries: You- The 1975// Criminal- Fiona Apple// Hey- The Pixies
  • Taurus: Lover, You Should Have Come Over- Jeff Buckley// Should I Stay Or Should I Go- The Clash// I Need My Girl- The National
  • Gemini: I Love You, Honeybear- Father John Misty// American Music- The Violent Femmes// Girl- T.Rex
  • Cancer: All I Need- Radiohead// Call Me- Blondie// John I'm Only Dancing- David Bowie
  • Leo: Heroes- David Bowie// Age of Consent- New Order// Don't Fear The Reaper
  • Virgo: Life Round Here- James Blake and Chance the Rapper// Inertia- Blur// Babe I'm Gonna Leave You- Led Zeppelin
  • Libra: Just Like Honey- The Jesus and Mary Chain// Moonage Daydream- David Bowie// Diet Mountain Dew- Lana Del Rey
  • Scorpio: Befour- Zayn// She's Not Me- Lana Del Rey// American Girls and French Kisses- Beach Slang
  • Sagittarius: Low- Cracker// Kool Thing- Sonic Youth// Sympathy For The Devil- The Rolling Stones
  • Capricorn: Retrograde- James Blake// Sex- The 1975// NYC- Interpol
  • Aquarius: Pablo Picasso- The Modern Lovers// Kids- Beach Slang// Bizarre Love Triangle- New Order
  • Pisces: Somewhere Tonight- Beach House// Make Me A Bird- Elektrik People// Baby's Wearing Blue Jeans- Mac Demarco