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arturum-expectare  asked:

Just so you know I now hc that otabek learned how to braid hair from practicing on his little sister. And now he gets to practice on yuri. Okay bye! <333

MY HC TOO!!! I also hc that yuri and beka’s sis fight over who beka braids first >:3c

Lance Coming Out to the Team

*After Lance flirts with some guy and the team is like ‘da fuqu???’*

“Guys y’all thought I was straight? I literally flirt with so many aliens.”

“Ya, a bunch of girls.”

“I don’t actually know if they’re girls, I don’t have the time to research the defining traits of the gender constructs of their individual societies before I ask for their number.”

*cricket noises*

“Wait seriously you guys didn’t realize that?”

“I thought you were just basing it off hair length??”

“Maybe I just like long hair ever thought about that Keith?”

Keith reach up to touch his own long hair. Cue Lance blushing and stuttering.

“That’s not w-what I meant.”

So for those of us keeping score at home, after Yousef No Chill Acar got the call from his soulmate asking to meet up, he peaced the fuck out MID-FILMING the Hei Briskeby video and, logically also must have
-ran home (could have power-walked but lbr he sprinted)
-slammed the door open to the kitchen and begged his mom to make a romantic carrot-based fast-breaking dish STAT
-changed his entire outfit because he had to look fresh af for his date with the light of his life and future mother of his twelve children Sana Bakkoush