Heterosexual: I like this kind of lettuce in my salad.
Homosexual: I like this other kind of lettuce in my salad.
Bisexual: I like both kinds of lettuce!
Pansexual: If it’s a salad, I’ll eat it. Not that I’m a pig of course.
Demisexual: If I have salad, it has to be really special, like with peppers and olives and things like that.
Graysexual: Sometimes I like salad, but usually I don’t? I dunno, it’s confusing.
Aromantic: No salad, just give me straight lettuce please. I don’t really need the extra stuff.
Asexual: Get that green shit away from me! I’d rather just eat the toppings. Give me a bowl of croutons, sir!