so the little girls in the she’s-an-entrepreneur class at my work occasionally sell food they make to raise revenue, and they were selling hotdogs as I was leaving for lunch but wth the little one who made the sign is only seven so she wrote it as ‘hetdogs’, and she asked me why i wasn’t buying one and because the sign made me giggle i stopped and explained some stuff to her, and when i got back from lunch the sign also said ‘homodogs’ and ‘lesbodogs’ and she told me that last one is extremely popular with moms and really helping with their sales curve omg