hetalia: s. italy

anonymous asked:

2p Italy going to a guy's house who owes him money, only to find that only his daughter is home for the next few months and he instantly falls in love?

Okie doke!


Luciano had it with the waiting. He was promised to receive payment last month. He arrived shortly, hiding his weapons in his pockets. He knocked on the door, prepared to take out a knife. This old man is gonna pay. Much to his surprise, a beautiful young woman came to answer the door. “Oh hello! Are you the one my father expected?” she greeted. Luciano could feel his heart pounding and took his hand out of his pocket. “Yes I am” he replied, looking away to re-evaluate everything. “He said we needed to pay you, I’m sorry he has’t gotten to that….” she apologized, the embarrassment leaking from her voice. “Don’t blame yourself” he told her in an instant. She nodded in return. “Would you like to come in?” she asked. “Sure” Luciano muttered, walking inside. “How long is your dad supposed to come back?” he asked. “Oh not for another few months…you can wait until then, right?” she answered. “Oh definitely” he answered shortly. He better take his time…I’ll need it to get closer to her.

  • America: 9:01! Germany is officially late for the first time ever. All right let's do this, who's got theories?
  • Japan: Uh... his alarm didn't go off.
  • America: All three alarms? All with battery back up? Come on, who wants to take this seriously?
  • Russia: Ooh, he was taken in his sleep.
  • America: That's what I'm talking about. Super dark, Russia, but way more plausible than Japan's idiotic alarm clock theory.
  • Italy: I bet he tucked himself into bed too tight and got stuck.
  • Romano: Hmm, maybe he fell into another dimension where he’s interesting?
  • [Britain sees the group huddled around the door.]
  • Britain: It's 9:00 AM, why hasn’t the world meeting started?
  • America: Germany is a few minutes late, and we're all trying to guess why.
  • Britain: I'd like to play. I'd say he’s... in line at the bank. This is fun.
  • America: It is fun. But you're all wrong. He clearly slipped through a subway grate and is having terrible sex with a mole man.
  • [Germany runs into the room.]
  • America: There he is! Germany! Where have you been? We've been worried sick, do you care to explain yourself?
  • Germany: I'm just 70 seconds late. It's not a big deal, don't worry about it.
  • Britain: Germany, you will tell us, and you will tell us now.
  • Germany: …There was a problem at the bank.
  • Britain: *claps his hands together* HOT DAMN!
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L: DID YOU HAVE TO USE SOMETHING RED WITH MEAT CHUNKS?!!!

F: lol idk but wasn’t that funny?? :D

L: *shook* IT WAS NOT. JFC FELI. WHY.

F: aw heck!! I knew I shoulda used lasagna!!

L: NEIN THAT’S WORSE.

anonymous asked:

How would Romano and the BTT react if they had a HUGE Crush on someone? Thanks, I love your blog!

Romano: He’s the shy type. He probably would try his best to ignore his crush, and act like he doesn’t feel anything for them, thinking that it’s just a silly crush and they can’t possibly be his soulmate or something. Even though he’s going with these kinds of thoughts, he still stutters when he talks to them, and his cheeks slowly grow more red, and he can’t look them in the eye without getting really really nervous. He definitely wouldn’t act on his feelings unless he was 100% sure that the person he’s crushing on liked him back, or if they were the one to confess.

France: Being the romantic he is, he’d definitely not be shy about his feelings. As soon as his crush blooms, he’d be set on getting closer to the person he’s crushing on. He’ll go all out when he decides he’s going to tell his crush. He’s not the kind of douche who tells them in front of tons of people and makes them feel pressured to return his feelings, he’ll probably take them out somewhere nice and quiet before he lays it all down.

Prussia: He’s a bit of an oblivious fool when it comes to this. He probably won’t actually realise it’s a crush he has until he’s unintentionally gotten close with the person he likes. He won’t necessarily be shy with his feelings, he’ll just take a while to understand them, and what he should do with them. When he does come out and tell his crush, it’ll likely come out as a bit of a confusing mess, because he’ll be trying to explain himself as he goes.

Spain: Similar to Prussia, he won’t actually realise he’s crushing until it’s major. He’ll not waste any time accepting it though, he’d get it and not hesitate to throw that fact in a casual conversation with his crush the next time he’s around them. He’s not shy at all. If his little casual confession doesn’t go well, he’ll probably not care and keep his hopes up that maybe one day his feelings will be returned.

anonymous asked:

why the fuck did you do this? Southern Italy already exists, this is dumb

((R R A N T.

I coiuld have brushed this off as anon hate (but I don’t really think it is, idk), but I will use this as an occasion to explain my point of view about Hima’s Romano.

First of all, the name!

Lovino is NOT an actual italian name, it is a butchering of the italian verb ‘Rovino’, ‘I ruin’ or (this idea is a little joke of mine, an italian confused as you about it), the archaic form 'Lo vino’, “The Wine”.
My Southern Italy’s name is Romano, an actual name with its origin on the Roman Empire’s age.
It comes from Romanus “citizien of Rome”, and many Byzantine emperors and rulers had this name, including the modern poltician Romano Prodi. Vargas is ok, since it is a surname that is widely used in all of the peninsula, from Milan to Palermo.
I would like to give him a second name, now I am set on Ferdinando (widely used in the Kingdom of Naples, the Two Sicilies and modern Naples itself), Enea (Aeneas, the mythological hero) or Achille.

Second point: Family.


Hima sets North Italy as his brother and Grandpa Rome as his, well, grandpa, but I am not too sure about it, nor is the Italian-Hetalia Rp fandom (most of us are history nerds, including me).
First of all, the last time Italy was unified properly before the Risorgimento, was before the fall of Western Rome and during the Kingdom of Ostrogoths/Odoacer, so how can they be brothers, if not under the good ol’ Roman Empire? I am a proud classicist, so I support the idea of them being Rome’s sons like pretty much everyone in the italian fandom.
Who is the mother? There are two: Romano is son to Rome and Ancient Greece, making it Greece’s brother, since Southern Italy’s name itself, Magna Graecia (widely used nowadays, too!), comes from the time when Greek colonies were founded along pretty much all of S. Italy’s coasts, but I will talk more about this next time, N. Italy’s mother may probably be Gallia Cisalpina, so they are 50% brothers.
In the end, according to me, Romano’s family is:
Rome (Dad★), N. Italy, Spain, Portugal, Romania, France, the Italian Regions and Greece (a lot of brothers, yeah?).
He is not 100% Feliciano’s brother, but he loves him anyways.

Third point: looking and acting.

Romano’s design is fine, I’d expect him to be pretty more tanned, and his hair should be curlier, but I am not complaining at all.
I think of him as older, pretty much at Spain’s age, tho.
Acting, here comes the real problem.
Romano is shown to be a stressed, whiny kid who depends on Spain and gets angry for ANYTHING, plus the “Potato Bastard” thing, ugh.
By stereotypes and a good 50% of truth, Southern Italians are more similar to Feliciano rather than being close to Romano. We are, and trust me we actually ARE, more welcoming, open minded and generally always happy about life, go lucky people. By stereotypes, we could say Hima is right on us being very flirty with tourists (I have a lot of friends who only date tourists and random foreigners, fml), pretty much hot headed, and lazy (yes, I won’t lie to myself, most of us are very lazy).
Also, the fact about him and his relationships–
They are pretty fucked up. We do joke a lot about Germany, but we like them! The greatest king Southern Italy had was Holy Roman Emperor of a German Dinasty (Frederick II of Swabia, google it) (i am using this to say something Germano related will come very soon ;)) ), and they invade us in summer with their precious tourists, bringing us money, so yes, WE LOVE YOU GERMANY.
Also Chigi in Italian is not an actual word, it is the name of a roman family and one of the italian government’s palaces in Rome but not anything really-

I will talk more about this another time, anyways! Please, PLEASE SUPPORT NON CANON VERSIONS OF CANON CHARACTERS!


nobody will probably will read this, but I had to))

How Extra™ Hetalians and their 2ps are

N. Italy: slightly above average extra. increases when doing his infamous seizure dance 6/10
2p N. Italy: very extra, somebody stop him 8/10

Germany: not extra at all, a very straightforward boy. unless he’s proposing to feli 1/10
2p Germany: a good soft boy, occasional extra 4/10

Japan: don’t let his calm demeanor fool you, he is an Extra Boy 5/10
2p Japan: so extra, yet…so subtle about it 10/10

S. Italy: smidge more extra than his lil bro 7/10
2p S. Italy: the Queen of Extra himself. the ruler of the extraworld. You will not find another quite as extra as this one 11/10

Prussia: *puts on sunglasses* brace yaself for extra 10/10
2p Prussia: a good Soft Boy™, extra rating nonexistent 0/10

America: tone it down a bit alfred 8/10
2p America: a tame boy, only extra around crushes or his friends 3/10
edit: i have seen the error of my ways: vegans are always so fukin extra and 2p america constantly acts like he’s had 15 red bulls 8/10

France: calm your shit francis 10/10
2p France: haha nope not this lazy fucker 0/10

England: he’s got the magic thing going on which is kinda extra tbh 6/10
2p England: a soft boy, very extra sometimes 7/10

China: this senile old man,,,, so extra 9/10
2p China: 4000 years and still hoeing 9/10

Russia: kinda extra with the whole “i’m going to kill you but with a pipe” like lmfao just use a gun or something 5/10
2p Russia: cease this tomfoolery at once 0/10

  • Italy: I think he'll be fine. You know, it's, it's Germany. He's of the level head.
  • Romano: Well, those are the ones you have to watch out for the most. Responsible types.
  • Italy: Right, he might go crazy and start alphabetizing everything.
The signs as hetalia quotes

♈ Aries: “Looks like someone needs a spanking.”

♉ Taurus: “That was my mother’s cup you fool!”

♊ Gemini: “I guess Germany’s asshole isn’t all that cozy.”

♋ Cancer: “Magic metal pipe of pain!”

♌ Leo: “Suck ball! I knew fortune cookie was bad luck!“ 

♍ Virgo: "No rikey.”

♎ Libra: “Its a matter of gay or death.”

♏ Scorpio: “What the crapola happened here?!”

♐ Sagittarius: “Japan digs my sexy cat ears.”

♑ Capricorn: “I want to pet cats.”

♒ Aquarius: “You stop that potty talk this instant!”

♓ Pisces: “Fuck that spoon!”

  • Germany: Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist?
  • America: Yes.
  • Germany: I was hula-hooping. Italy and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.
  • America: Oh my god!
  • Germany: I’ve mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie doodle.
  • America: Why are you telling me all this?
  • Germany: Because no one will ever believe you.
  • America: You sick, sick son of a bitch!

unoriginal human au in which the beilschmidt brothers are personal bodyguards for the wealthy vargas brothers, who live with their weird sexy grandfather (he owns several wineries or something idk). for the sake of comedy, feli probably gets kidnapped all the time and ludwig has to rescue him. basically it’s like mario and princess peach switch nationalities.

even more for the sake of comedy, lovino and feliciano aren’t always together and each has to always have a bodyguard. which means either ludwig or gilbert have to endure many insult-filled hours with the combative and irritable lovino.

definite gerita, potential prumano. however if you’re like me, you prefer an aromantic gil and like the relationship lovi has with the vargas family’s dopey and smiley gardener

  • Germany: I think I have a plan here. Using mainly spoons, we dig a tunnel under the city to get into the Allies' secret lair.
  • Italy: Spoons?
  • Germany: That’s it, I’m out of ideas. We’re closed. Hot air balloon? Too expensive. Giant slingshot? Too conspicuous. Enormous wooden horse? Too Greek.