hetalia: romania

Reblog if you go to fictional characters for comfort.

Whether it be when you feel you don’t belong, when you feel upset, when you’re angry, when you’re going through a hard time or when you’re feeling empty. (Social Experiment: I want to see how many people do this)

Hetalia Humor
  • America: Sees ghosts and is best buds with an alien
  • England: Sees fairies and unicorns
  • China: Sees dragons and will fight them
  • Russia: Stays drunk and jumps from planes without a parachute
  • Canada: Communicates with polar bears
  • Germany: will talk to tree branches when left alone too long
  • Norway: Thinks he can perform magic and talk to trolls
  • Romania: Thinks he is a vampire
  • Finland: Thinks he is Santa Claus
  • Sealand: Thinks he is a country
  • World: Is crazy
The way countries says pineapple
  • Denmark: Ananas
  • Germany: Ananas
  • France: Ananas
  • Finland: Ananas
  • Hungary: Ananas
  • Iceland: Ananas
  • Italy: Ananas
  • Norway: Ananas
  • Poland: Ananas
  • Romania: Ananas
  • Turkey: Ananas
  • Sweden: Ananas
  • America: No! Come on guys its Pineapple!
  • England: I hate to say this, but i agree with America.
2p!Romania came to visit
  • 2p!Romania: Now, I'll read your future! *gets tarot cards out*
  • 2p!Italy: *sighs* Alright.
  • 2p!Romania: *lays 3 identical Devil cards out* Um... Wait, hold up. There aren't these many Devils in a pack.
  • 2p!Romania: *lays them out again* Wait, wait hold up.
  • 2p!Romania: *hurriedly reshuffles them multiple times, laying them out* Why are all the cards The Devil?!
  • 2p!Romania: *drops Tarot cards, multiple identical Devil cards spilling across the floor* The fuck?!
  • 2p!Italy: *chuckles, sipping wine* The cards have spoken.

A little linguistics lesson.

For Indo-European languages, everything is set up in one giant family tree. For the Romance branch, Latin (Rome) is the “mama” and the following languages are his “daughters”, which makes them “sisters”. There are more “sisters” (Italian being the closest to Latin) but these are the 5 we know and love.

Ask anyone who speaks/reads any of these languages! A Spanish speaker can “read” Italian, French and Portuguese, huh? It is thought that they are different dialects of Latin that became their very own languages!

don’t worry - i promise i haven’t forgotten ro!

My Hetalia Headcanons

I decided to put all of these headcanons that I wrote during almost all my classes into good use by putting them all on one post. Feel free to send me some too!

  • America doesn’t just eat McDonald’s. He is a food critic with almost every fast food place that’s in his sight. He personally dislikes Wendy’s and Del Taco.
  • Netherlands lowkey makes money by selling drugs to teenagers and he makes about $140 a week.
  • When Canada gets upset he would slip up and start complaining in French
  • All the nations that have waterparks have competitions about which waterslide is the best. So far, it’s Italy.
  • Although he can’t cook, England is actually a good judge with food since he have tried so many kinds due to his colonies.
  • Finland secretly judges everybody’s music taste especially if you claim to like metal and it ends up being Pierce the Veil you’re talking about.
  • Sweden is actually obsessed with everything that involves the music of the 70s and 80s since he considers it to be a better time.
  • Romano actually has a twitter account and he tends to get in a lot of twitter wars
  • Spain has his house baby proof still because he actually runs a daycare with help of Belgium.
  • Around Christmas time, America and Finland have a karaoke contest with Christmas songs every year.
  • Australia actually has a beach party for Christmas for the other nations that are having Christmas in the summer.
  • France gets really bothered when America and Canada calls Père Noël Christmas Dad.
  • Denmark cries anytime someone gets him megablocks instead of legos.
  • Poland was the one started started the “Yasss slay” craze.
  • The awesome trio does water bottle flipping all the time. They actually got one on Germany’s head before.
  • Finland has a dog walking service with Sweden.
  • when Romano was little, he would play connect the dots with Belgium’s freckles.
  • Prussia tried to dye his hair black before, he woke up to it being platinum blonde again.
  • The Nordics play Cards Against Humanity every week and whoever loses would have to clean the house for the week. Denmark surprisingly lost most times.
  • England gets annoyed when America remakes any of his shows and they end up better. He stops talking to America for about 2 weeks.
  • All the nations laughed at America when they found his Musical.ly account that had fuckboy videos.
  • Russia lowkey judges Yuri on Ice, but he enjoys most of the time.
  • The magic trio have a group chat that is full of memes, Romania is the one that is sending the memes.
  • Iceland is actually popular on social media.
The Nations Playing Mario Cart
  • Canada: *swearing quietly in french the whole time*
  • America: FUCK! SHIT! LITERALLY! FUCK! STOP! NO! THIS GODDAMN RAINBOW ROAD!!
  • England: This game is supposed to be for children?! What the bloody fu-! *knocks tea over in a fit of rage* WONDERFUL! NOW I'VE SPILT TEA ON MY BLOODY SOFA!
  • France: *spills wine on the controller* le fuck
  • Prussia: *barely gets third place* THAT'S RIGHT! BOW DOWN TO MY AWESOMENESS.
  • Germany: This child's play... *gets first place every time, but nearly bend the controller in two in the process*
  • Italy: Why is this rainbow road so difficult?! *flops over onto Germany like a dying whale* Germany!! Avenge me...
  • Romano: *swears as he throws the control at Spain when he wins*
  • Spain: *Tries to let Romano win to avoid head trauma*
  • Poland: *Can't play because his pony ate the controller*
  • Romania: This game isn't that hard...* he says as he puts a spell on the controller so he can win*
  • Ukraine: I've lost the controller! How will I play? *the controller is lost in her cleavage.....*
  • Sweden: *death glares the screen so hard that it breaks*
  • Finland: *heavy metal screaming*
  • Iceland: If I'm this gay I should be good at rainbow road.