hetalia-usuk

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A Queen’s English vs. American English standoff.  Inspired by the thought of “What would happen if a nation tried to do something that another nation does on a daily basis?”

Can I just point out how adorable England is?

(Ok, as funny as I find it how much people are freaking out about what the boot means, the trunk of the car is sometimes called the boot in certain parts of England)

(Seriously, half of the notes are “WHAT IS THE BOOT?” It’s so great :)

au where arthur is some kind of forest spirit and alfred is a prince

not sure where this is going but i like it

Some Of The Best Hetalia Lines In The History Of Ever™

“I’M IN NORTH AFRICA RIGHT NOW AND I CAN’T TIE MY SHOELACES”

“Please close your legs.”
“I WANT THE CAMERA TO GET MY BEST SIDE.”

“Am I Catholic or Protestant?…God, I don’t know…”

“Oh thanks a million, next time why don’t you just stab me in the chest wITH A SPATULA”

“Wow I look exactly like you, a big douche-bag.”

“CHECK IT BEFORE YOU WRECK IT”

“Winter can suck my jingle bells!”

“YOU CAN’T GOOGLE THINGS IN 1942 YOU ASSHAT”

“I once killed a man with his own mustache and a grape.”

“EAT LEAD, YOU POTATO SUCKING BITCH!”

“My milkshakes bring all the boys–” “TO HELL WITH YOUR MILKSHAKES”

“I AM GOING TO KILL YOU UNTIL YOU ARE DEAD”

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The hand made toy soldier

USUK fanfics

It’s funny how in fanfics Alfred is like this super confident smoothtalker who’s totally open with his sexuality (like Francis) and just goes up to Arthur like “what’s up cutie ;)” without wondering if he doesn’t swing that way for even a second.

But in reality Alfred would more likely be the most “no homo” person ever.

Alfred: *currently undressing Arthur with his eyes*
Matthew: If you want to bang him so much just go talk to him.
Alfred: What? No he’ll think I’m gay or something.
Matthew: *looks into the camera like he’s on the office*