It’s funny how in fanfics Alfred is like this super confident smoothtalker who’s totally open with his sexuality (like Francis) and just goes up to Arthur like “what’s up cutie ;)” without wondering if he doesn’t swing that way for even a second.
But in reality Alfred would more likely be the most “no homo” person ever.
Alfred: *currently undressing Arthur with his eyes*
Matthew: If you want to bang him so much just go talk to him.
Alfred: What? No he’ll think I’m gay or something.
Matthew: *looks into the camera like he’s on the office*
Head cannon that England doesn’t know people refer to Florida as Americas junk and he genuinely likes Florida and going to Disney and stuff. So one time in a World meeting or something, as a joke, someone asks if he likes Florida and he says he loves it and everyone loses their shit and Americas all flustered but he just doesn’t know.