USUK fanfics

It’s funny how in fanfics Alfred is like this super confident smoothtalker who’s totally open with his sexuality (like Francis) and just goes up to Arthur like “what’s up cutie ;)” without wondering if he doesn’t swing that way for even a second.

But in reality Alfred would more likely be the most “no homo” person ever.

Alfred: *currently undressing Arthur with his eyes*
Matthew: If you want to bang him so much just go talk to him.
Alfred: What? No he’ll think I’m gay or something.
Matthew: *looks into the camera like he’s on the office*

USUK doodle comic

One day, your cute angel might turn into a monster…



Head cannon that England doesn’t know people refer to Florida as Americas junk and he genuinely likes Florida and going to Disney and stuff. So one time in a World meeting or something, as a joke, someone asks if he likes Florida and he says he loves it and everyone loses their shit and Americas all flustered but he just doesn’t know.


A Queen’s English vs. American English standoff.  Inspired by the thought of “What would happen if a nation tried to do something that another nation does on a daily basis?”

Can I just point out how adorable England is?

(Ok, as funny as I find it how much people are freaking out about what the boot means, the trunk of the car is sometimes called the boot in certain parts of England)

(Seriously, half of the notes are “WHAT IS THE BOOT?” It’s so great :)

au where arthur is some kind of forest spirit and alfred is a prince

not sure where this is going but i like it