What would the dad 2ps do if they saw Thier teenage daughter about to kiss Thier date good night on the front porch?💋
- tries to restrain the urge to purge someone
- slides in between them
-“eHEM. It’s already past mi bambina’s bedtime, so please leave…rat”
- deadly glare from the 9th circle of hell
- dates have been officially banned for now
- “wHOOO! GET SOME, SWEETHEART” “DAD OMG” “o shit, um did I interrupt something,,,,,,?”
- realizes he ruined shit for his daughter
- “oh ahahahah….carry on”
- walks inside the house
- casually spies on them through the window
- cue murderous aura
- his daughter saw a very unamused Kuro through the window
- “w e ’ l l t a l k l a t e r”
- “ehehehehe I think you should really go”
- prepare to feel the wrath of Kuro Honda
- fucking videotapes it
- “my sweet baby *sniff* they grow up so fast”
- gives her the tape for her birthday
- “wHY THE SHIT DID YOU DO THAT” “IT’S A MILESTONE”
- gets disowned for 2 weeks
- how to delete a memory
- Protective Dad Gilen™
- “(daughter’s nAME)–”
- his daughter immediately rushes inside
- glares at the poor dude while closing the door
- creeps behind his daughter while l o o k i n g at the guy
- gOTTA GO FAST
- confused daughter
- “looks like your moment got cut short (like his life)” “….did you do something?” “I just arrived”
- like she’ll believe you
- “cOUGH COUGH COUGH”
- he literally just said ‘cough’
- gets in between them
- “go on”
- smug grin
- “gEE GOLLY OH MY MY”
- waits for his daughter to come inside “sweetie, can we talk for a bit?”
- proceeds to give her ‘the talk’
- “dad I already know about that wth”
- 'WHERE HAVE I GONE WRONG’
- tries to remain calm (unlike last time)
- casually destroys the doorknob on the way out
- “dad what happened omg” “who tf was that piece of shit” “someone,,,,,, oH- WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DOOR //SWEATS”
- chases after the guy
- he was never seen again
- ignores it for now
- but breakfast is all like
- “so what else happened with you two last night?” “wOT-”
- daughter rambles some shitty excuses
- “…i was just asking”
- sMASHES THROUGH THE WINDOW I MEAN DOOR
- “WHAT IN THE NAME OF-”
- usually v calm n shit
- unless it comes to his daughter
- males are officially banned from existing (except him)
- “what the shit???? I didn’t even get any dates when I was her age”
- acts all sad n shit when his daughter came in
- “dad, what’s wrong” “I tHOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY MAN IN YOUR LIFE” “DAD WTF WERE YOU SPYING ON US?!” “'US’???”
- rip zao
- disowned for 10 days
2P! South Korea&
- fucker bLASTS AN AIR HORN WHEN SHE WAS ABOUT TO KISS HIM
- “HOLY SHITSTICKS WTF—”
- poor guy practically shat his pants
- yonsu wtf
- disowned for a month
Can u do the allies section of the sick s/o close to dying and throwing the rare drug supply into the fire so the nation doesn't have to suffer anymore? Plz
America: NOOOOO! Would be devastated. He would fall to his knees and just stare at the fire. He would just crumble, even his cowlick would fall. IT’s over. His s/o was as good as dead. his s/o, his superhero, it can’t be over. When he realized why his s/o had done it, he would cry. They were never suppose to sacrifice something for him.
England: Would turn to anger, even though he won’t mean a single word that he will say, he will yell and scream at their s/o. How DARE they do that! Don’t they know that it was for them, all of it? He worked so hard to get it, and they literally threw it away. He wold just stare at his s/o, his beautiful s/o. He has seen so much, to much. He has seen lovers sacrifices themselves for the other, but he never thought someone would do that to him. He will feel so guilty, because at that moment, he would feel loved.
France: Non, non non non! He would just repeat those words over as he stared at the fire. He would turn to his s/o and ask, why? Why? Why? He would quickly embarrassed his love in a tight hug. He know why they did that. But it hurt, it hurt so much. This was it, his s/o was done.
Russia: Oh well, he can always get more of the drug. He would do anything for his s/o. They must not have been feeling well if they threw the drug. He would smile at them, lead them to the couch and told them to wait while he goes gets more. He heads to the medicine cabinet and just stare inside it. There was no more of the drug. Then, it would hit him that his s/o will die, and soon. He won’t understand. He finally has someone that loves him. They can’t leave, they can’t.
China: Would be furious, they just wasted it! They needed that drug! He would yell and pace and be furious. But then he would walk slower, and slower, until he stopped.
After his rant, the tears would come. He would slowly walk over to his s/o, and reach out his arms, wanting a hug.
Canada: He wouldn’t move a muscle. He would just stare at the stop the drug was, where it should have been. He would slowly move his gave till he saw his s/o’s face. Then the tears would come. Not because he was sad, because he hated himself so much at that moment, He felt relieved. Relieved that the pain his s/o was going through would finally stop, and that he wouldn’t suffer anymore watching them slowly die.
• Being able to trigger an entire fandom at the mention of Davey, Pineapples, and Jeanne D'arc
• 5 minute episodes, 4 seasons.
• Russia’s hands.
• 2p Hetalia
• The elusive 3p Hetalia
• Fucking micronations
• Direct 3rd wall breaking like in the office
• Gay Countries™
• Every Hetalian suddenly knows how to perfectly cook pasta
• Vocaloids made for the characters in Hetalia; Hetaloids
• All Hetalians know at least bits and pieces of several other languages OTHER than Japanese like other weeaboos; Examples include German, any Nordic language, French, Italian, and Spanish (All of which I can say bits and pieces of)
• Ace-ing history class
• Asking your history teacher what Prussia is, and where Liechtenstein is, and if Sealand is considered a country
• Everyone can voice act well or do at least one good or great impression of a character
• Being able to name more countries off the top of your head than anyone else
How would the Allies and Axis react to an S/O who is very studious? Like, they're always studying--working on mathematical equations or have their nose stuck in a book. (aaaaa I'm trying to get myself motivated for my junior year of hs and also bc I'm taking a handful of AP classes ;; also, I love your blog and I hope you have a wonderful day!! <3 )
I believe in you!!!! It’s my junior year too, so we can work hard together! Go go study yay!
America: Would create fun games out of the material to help s/o learn and have fun
England: Would stay with s/o while they study
France: Would make food for s/o so they can eat while studying
Russia: Would sit by s/o and look over the material with them
China: Would make sure s/o studies, mother mood turned on
Canada: a mix of America and France
Italy: Would try to help, but would end up distracting s/o
Germany: Would create a study schedule for s/o
Japan: Would study with s/o
Romano: would be sulky, he knows how important studying is, but he wants attention
Prussia: do all sorts of study tricks to help s/o, like the chewing guy trick
but you respond to us whenever we accidentally or purposely call you mère.
yep, even when we call you in our own languages~ It's like your nickname in the group~
f-fine, then I won't respond whenever you call me 'mom' or anything like that! I'm not your mother!
yay, I don't have to eat my veggies then-
What? No excuse, I want those vegetables completely eaten! No one's going to waste any food in my watch! I've worked too hard growing those vegetables for it to go to waste! Plus, Russia eats his vegetables! Why can't you be more like him??