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next week is my finals week… procrastinates on studying by drawing characters studying

i didn’t really think about what they would both study but i like the idea of them being the same major/field bc it’d probably be 2x funnier with them being in the same classes trying to one-up each other every time one of them brings up an argument

  • Homestuck fandom: Hiveswap will come! Eventually! Right?
  • Hetalia fandom: Slowly dying. Slowly.
  • Vocaloid fandom: where the fuck are the cosplayers going?
  • Fnaf fandom: ....movie?
  • OFF fandom: one day we'll be relevant again, I swear.
  • Yume Nikki fandom: Undertale was my only glimpse at the light.
  • Bully fandom: you are like a little baby. Watch this.
  • Bully fandom: *gets forgotten about entirely for eight years*

America: Happy birthday Canada!!

Canada: Thanks bro.

America: …even though the British queen is still technically your head of state and I’m not sure where that places your independence despite the fact that she has no control…

Canada: Alfred. 

America: yay canada…

PROBLEMS
  • Germany: I can’t believe I forgot my phone. I hope Prussia liked his birthday present yesterday. Oh, he called.
  • Phone: You have 17 new messages.
  • Germany: What?!
  • Phone: Message 1.
  • Prussia: Hey West, thanks for the Bazinga t-shirt it's… great. I was just calling because I might need a ride later tonight. Alfred can’t drive and I ran Ivan’s Mazda into that ditch after we watched Fast Five on Netflix together.
  • Russia: You still owe me for that.
  • Prussia: Yeah, yeah, I know, I know. Mazdas are really flammable, did you know that? I didn’t know that. Well, I do now.. but anyway I’ll call you later if we need a pick up from the show, alright?
  • America: *snoring*
  • Prussia: Alfred, you're up! Talk to you later West!
  • Phone: End of Message.
  • Germany: I’m not listening to all of these. *skips to the last message*
  • Phone: Message 17.
  • Prussia: Oh my god is he dead? Why did you put him in the car?
  • Russia: It’s Alfred, you idiot! Just shut up and keep driving to the hospital!
  • Denmark: Gil, when are we getting to Chuck E Cheese?
  • Prussia: Mathias, shut up! Ludwig, please pick up the phone! We are in so much trouble! The show went south, so we decided to make our own, but… Oh man, oh man, pick up your stupid phone! Germany, go to my desk, open the dark drawer and burn everything inside! But hold your breath while you do it! Use that stupid t-shirt you got me to help the fire, you gotta do this, West!
  • Russia: Gilbert, eyes on the road!
  • Denmark: Truck!
  • All: *Screaming*
  • Phone: End of message.
  • England: This is not some simple task such as say, riding a bicycle, or cracking an egg, or c o m m i t t i n g p r e m e d i t a t e d m u r d e r
  • America: Wait, what was that last one?
  • England: Cracking an egg.

Occidentali’s karma
La scimmia nuda balla
Occidentali’s karma

Love Italy’s entry this year Occidentali’s Karma, so hetavision art was necessary!

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hetabook series: #5 
     rihanna: who run the world??  /  me: aph girls