The results of last week's training is in, and you pus-mongers have really let me down this time! How hard could it be to scare the pants off some soldiers? *pulls out pink pants with flowers* THIS WAS ALL YOU CAME UP WITH?!?! I'll handle the discipline with one of three choices: Something Bad, Something Really Bad, or You Don't Want to Know!
"You're a fairy? Cool! I've never met a fairy before! What's your favorite thing about being a fairy? And how big are you? Oh, I'm sorry! I just realized I forgot to introduce myself. I'm Ari, a monster hunter. It's nice to meet you!"