hetalia in a nutshell

Saint Patrick's Day with the UK brothers
  • Ireland: Yes, a day all about me!!! England: Technically it's about your patron saint. Ireland: Eh- whatever. Anyways in honour of today's festivities, I deserve a present, like... NORTH! England: You little shit... NORTH IS NOT A GIFT!!!! STOP RUNNING! COME BACK THIS INSTANT! Northern Ireland, screaming: I AM NOT A PRESENT DAMMIT! SAINT PATRICK IS MY SAINT, TOO!!! Scotland: *laughs* Wales: *sighs* If I wasn't related to you people I swear...

i actulaly kno quite a bit about hetalia but ima tell u as if i didnt

its really gay and pasta and they r all countries which i still do not understand even thouhg ive watched the anime WHY R THEY COUNTRIES????????????? LAST TIME I CHECKED HUMANS WERE N O T COUNTRIES. also they have human names so i think? they are human?

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ive played heta oni and it was sad

englands a shota

Hetalia In A Nutshell

England: France no

France: *GETS NAKED* FRANCE YES


Canada: America no

America: AMERICA YE- wait a minute, who are you?

Canada:

Canada: I’LL CHOP YOUR FUKKIN HEAD OFF I SWEAR ON ME GRANDMA


Germany, Austria and Hungary: Prussia no

Prussia: PRUSSIA YES


Everyone: Russia no

Russia: yes, da?


Germania: Holy Rome no

Ancient Roman Empire: I GOT THAT LATIN PASSION


America: Davie no

Davie: *dies*

America: Davie?


Spain: Romano no

Romano: *swears in Italian*


Seborga: Sealand and Wy, no

Sealand and Wy: SHUT THE FCUK UP IT’S NOT A PHASE


Turkey: Greece no

Greece: *herds the cat army* get rekt scrub


Finland: Sweden no

Sweden: …yea


China: Hong Kong no

Kong Kong: yo, wat up teach?


Pirate Spain, Prussia and France: England no

Pirate England: YAR HAR FIDDLE DEE DEE, WHERE’S THE BITCHES FOR ME


England: America no

America: FUCK OFF YOUR NOT MY BROTHER

England: *cries*


The Nordics: Denmark no

Denmark: VIKINGS

Hetalia Characters in a Nutshell

-Pasta
-Beer
-Anime
-Eyebrows
-Heroes
-Wine
-Led Pipe
-Pandas
-Tomatoes
-Fine Ass
-Frying Pan
-Music
-Boobs
-Marry Me
-Awesome
-Mask
-Cats
-Sniper
-Death Glare
-“Don’t Talk to Me”
-“Don’t Talk to Me” #2
-Extrovert
-Guns
-Big Brutha
-“I am Scared, Hold Me”
-“Seriously Poland”
-Pink
-Slow Internet
-I am my Own Country!
-Money
-Waffles