hetalia in a nutshell

Rusame

Russia: I hate you.

America: awe, I love you too :)

Russia: you are the bane of my existence. Everytime I see you I want to punch you in the face because of how stupid it looks. You are repulsive, I regret the day i met you.

America: I’m flattered! ❤

Russia: I hope you choke on a burger and die.

America: you’re such a sweetheart 😍

Hetalia In A Nutshell

England: France no

France: *GETS NAKED* FRANCE YES


Canada: America no

America: AMERICA YE- wait a minute, who are you?

Canada:

Canada: I’LL CHOP YOUR FUKKIN HEAD OFF I SWEAR ON ME GRANDMA


Germany, Austria and Hungary: Prussia no

Prussia: PRUSSIA YES


Everyone: Russia no

Russia: yes, da?


Germania: Holy Rome no

Ancient Roman Empire: I GOT THAT LATIN PASSION


America: Davie no

Davie: *dies*

America: Davie?


Spain: Romano no

Romano: *swears in Italian*


Seborga: Sealand and Wy, no

Sealand and Wy: SHUT THE FCUK UP IT’S NOT A PHASE


Turkey: Greece no

Greece: *herds the cat army* get rekt scrub


Finland: Sweden no

Sweden: …yea


China: Hong Kong no

Kong Kong: yo, wat up teach?


Pirate Spain, Prussia and France: England no

Pirate England: YAR HAR FIDDLE DEE DEE, WHERE’S THE BITCHES FOR ME


England: America no

America: FUCK OFF YOUR NOT MY BROTHER

England: *cries*


The Nordics: Denmark no

Denmark: VIKINGS

Hetalia Characters in a Nutshell

-Pasta
-Beer
-Anime
-Eyebrows
-Heroes
-Wine
-Led Pipe
-Pandas
-Tomatoes
-Fine Ass
-Frying Pan
-Music
-Boobs
-Marry Me
-Awesome
-Mask
-Cats
-Sniper
-Death Glare
-“Don’t Talk to Me”
-“Don’t Talk to Me” #2
-Extrovert
-Guns
-Big Brutha
-“I am Scared, Hold Me”
-“Seriously Poland”
-Pink
-Slow Internet
-I am my Own Country!
-Money
-Waffles