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2ps as things my friends and I have said

2pAmerica: “It’s time for everyone’s favorite game: ‘how offensive can I be today?’ “

2pCanada: “I’m gonna go home and eat my life away”

2pEngland: *while eating apple pie* “This pie is my fucking daddy”

2pFrance: “You hoe”

2pRussia: “ What is actually wrong with us?”

2pChina: “I swear I’m sober”

2pItaly: “I would love to kill you but if I did I wouldn’t have any friends left.”/ “I eat spaghetti to forgetti my regretti”

2pRomano: “I mean crocs are actually very comfortable”

2pGermany: “I do all the memes”

2pPrussia: *slams head on desk* “Why does God let me live?”

2pJapan: *Steps into trashcan* “Finally, I am home.”

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Everyone seems pretty fascinated by my change and everything. I’m still kinda weirded out. It’s like being in a body that doesn’t belong to me.

((M!A: 1/10))
Brotherly Love (pt.5)

2pPrussia: *waiting for 2pGermany to get out of the shower*

2pGermany: *starts singing*

2pPrussia: Will you quit singing?

2pGermany: what?

2pPrussia: QUIT SINGING IT’S LAME

2pGermany: BRO

2pGermany: WHEN I’M IN THE SHOWER TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE

2pGermany: MY BALLS

2pGermany: AND MY SOUL

(Based off a tumblr post that I can’t find)