hetalia germanics

  • Germany: So I did the math, it would take 400 people to create a steel longsword.
  • Prussia: What?
  • Germany: You know how fantasy books talk about swords "forged from the blood of enemies"? Well I calculated it, and you would have to drain the blood of 400 adult men and extract the iron from their blood to have enough to make a steel longsword. Forged from the blood of your enemies.
  • Prussia: That's awesome.
  • Germany: I know, right?
An Evening at the Germanic Household
  • Prussia: I DON'T WANNA DIE!
  • Germania: What are yo-
  • Prussia: I SOMETIMES WISH I'D NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALLLLLLL!!
  • Germania: Stop this at once.
  • Germany: *busts through the door* I SEE A LITTLE SILLOUETTO OF A MAN!
  • Switzerland: SCARAMOUCHE, SCARAMOUCHE, WILL YOU DO THE FANDANGO-
  • Germania: Oh come on. Austria, tell me you're not-
  • Austria: *aggressively playing piano* THUNDERBOLT AND LIGHTING, VERY, VERY FRIGHTENING ME!
  • Germania: You know what I'm done. I accept my death.
PLAN M
  • Prussia: Going to plan B?
  • Germany: Technically, that would be plan G.
  • Prussia: How many plans do we have? Is there, like, a plan M?
  • Germany: Yeah. Gilbert dies in plan M.
  • Romano: I like plan M.

*Germany enters to find Prussia furiously praying the rosary.* 

Germany: I see you went to confession.

Prussia: Mmm.

Germany: You shouldn’t put it off so long.

Prussia: I have more Hail Marys than I can say in 12 life times….

Germany *Patting his brother’s head*: Good thing you are immortal.