hetalia fun

If the 2Ps were dads with teenage daughters
  • 2P!America: What, did someone break your heart or something? DO I NEED TO BEAT SOMEONE'S ASS?????
  • 2P!China: GIRL YOU ARE NOT LEAVING THE HOUSE IN SHORTS THAT SHORT
  • 2P!England: Good morning honey bunny! I cooked you breakfast and packed you a lunch with a fun little note as always!~ *gives pink lunchbox with heart-shaped note inside*
  • 2P!France: You're not allowed to date until college. Guys are assholes okay
  • 2P!Russia: You're a strong, independent woman. You don't need my help with that
  • 2P!Italy: I'm going to have to teach you all of men's secrets and tricks so you can learn how to outsmart them... Also, I'm buying you a Taser next week
  • 2P!Germany: I'm gonna raise you to be one of those girls all the guys are scared to date
  • 2P!Japan: Someone insulted you online? Don't let it bother you. These things build character
  • 2P!Canada: ......Your hair looks rad today
  • 2P!Romano: If there's ever any bitches talkin' shit about you then let Daddy know and I will personally take care of them
  • 2P!Austria: If someone tells you that you're pretty, say something like, "I know, thanks." I won't let my daughter be one of THOSE that says "No I'm not," you hear me, sugar?
  • 2P!Prussia: I know I get too emotional sometimes but it's only because I love you and you're the angel of my life okay?
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super fast and messy redraw. hello darkness my old friend

anonymous asked:

The 2p's reaction to them suddenly getting their picture taken

((DEAR ANON, I HOPE YOU KNOW I LAUGHED TOO MUCH AT IMAGINING SOME STRANGER GOING UP TO THEM AND WORDLESSLY SNAPPING A PICTURE OF THEM AND THEN WALKING AWAY))


Getting their pictures suddenly taken

2P!America: “oh what? hold up, take another!”


2P!China: “hm? oh babe let’s take one together??” ;))))


2P!England: “goodness gracious, that one must be blurry! here, i’ll pose this time!~”


2P!France: “…the fuck?”


2P!Russia: “delete it”


2P!Italy: “uh, next time… just ask?”


2P!Germany: “…wait i think i blinked”


2P!Japan: “why did you do that?”


2P!Canada: “????”


2P!Romano: *nOTICES A SPLIT SECOND BEFORE THE CAMERA SHUTTERS AND MAKES A LIGHTNING-FAST POSE*


2P!Austria: *fabulously struts away* “for hell’s sake, i have a paparazzi”


2P!Prussia: “wait… w-who just took a picture of me and why?”

PT 2 of http://lovelyleftwombat.tumblr.com/post/152315626423/im-a-big-country-so-i-know-ill-be-just-as-tall (or not)

China’s gonna have to clean up the cat before he can clean up Russia :P