AU that both Italys are romantic, similar to France
-before GerIta becomes official-
One day, the Axis countries start to notice how *close* Italy and Germany are. They get very suspicious, but have no proof, so they decide to spy in them.
After seeing many obvious signs (italy sleeping with Germany naked, Germany always rescuing him, etc), they decide to confront them.
France goes right up to Italy, slams his hands down on the table, and announces it in front of everyone. Since they aren’t actually together yet, poor little Feliciano is confused. He denies it, and so France lists off everything they saw. Everything.
Poor Germany who happens to be there, is freaking out. 1. Because someone invaded his privacy and 2. No one seems to understand that to Feli, those things are normal.
Feli sees Germany’s reaction, and LOSES IT. He opens his eyes, real slowly, and just as slowly, stands up. And blows up in France’s face like no one’s ever seen him do before.
He says that love isn’t in big, obvious, gestures. It’s in the little things. A glance across the room. A helping hand. Getting up and doing it anyway. A smile. A wink. That someone like France will never understand, because he knows nothing of subtlety. This is accompanied by some very rude phrases he learnt from Romano.
While everyone is frozen in shock, he walks over to Germany and pulls out something very fluffy from his bag. “You forgot your scarf.” He says smiling.
Feli leads him out of the room, a giant grin plastered across his face.
Everyone is too shocked to move, except for Japan, who takes a picture of this rare moment.
I’m sorry if I made France out as a bad guy! I just couldn’t do it with anyone else.