• <p> <b>Friend :</b> They're just fictional characters. And stop calling them "my child", that's weird.<p/><b>Me :</b> <p/><b>Me :</b> Don't talk to me or my 271 children ever again.<p/></p>

Ice: Why does he always climb on me. 

Den: That’s what I’m wonderin’!! It’s my pig.

 Nor: You just lack the touch.

 Farm AU where Nor and Ice live together with farm property and the next neighbor over is Den. Den’s pig (with the lovely name Larry) always manages to squeeze himself beneath the fence into the neighbors’ farm. Lately, he’s become fond of Ice. My half of an art trade with @lupinlu!

I bet aph america says things like “oh man!” and “oh boy!” a lot, regardless of the severity of the situation.

drops his papers? “oh man!”

sitting down to watch his favorite show? “oh boy!”

gets kissed by his s/o for the first time? “golly gee!”

Prussia's Awesome Quest Final Part
  • Prussia: wow, can't believe I struck out twice! Can't get advice from both England and Spain... now who else- oh, West!
  • Child Germany: big bruder, where have you been?
  • Prussia: um, just, y'know, doing great things!
  • Child Germany: huh?
  • Prussia: anyways, just a thought... is there a certain way that you want me to act to make you feel more comfortable? Like, anything, just tell me kay? I want to be the most awesome big bruder you will ever have!
  • Child Germany: ... hahaha~ You're weird~
  • Prussia: eh?
  • Child Germany: you already make me comfortable, and although I don't quite know what 'my awesomeness' is, I think that makes you amazing.
  • Prussia: *teared eyed* Germany, that was so beautiful-
  • England and Spain: that's not how it's supposed to go!
  • Prussia: What the- where did you two come from???