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Dan Wootton getting ready to post an article he wrote
  • Dan Wootton:ARE YOU READY FOR THIS? ARE YOU FUCKING READY FOR THIS GOSSIP FIRE???? THIS RUMOR BOMBSHELL? THIS FUCKING HURRICANE OF MIND-BLOWING CELEBRITY GOSSIP TO HIT YOU DIRECTLY IN THE FACE???
  • Everyone:Sure, I guess.
  • Dan Wootton:I SAID ARE YOU FUCKING READY TO HAVE YOUR MIND BLOWN OUT OF YOUR SKULL?
  • Everyone:Please just tell me what you made up so we can move along.
  • Dan Wootton:THERE ARE PICTURES!
  • Everyone:Oh. Awesome.
  • Dan Wootton:HERE IT COMES!!!!!! HERE IT COMES!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Dan Wootton:[posts pap pics of Niall and a girl]
  • Everyone:................I'm bombshelled.
  • Dan Wootton:*orgasms*
  • Everyone:I'm uncomfortable.
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How Pretty

What if Peridot’s foot just, starts hopping away one night because they didn’t think they needed to bubble it. Just imagine Steven decides to watch some horror movie or something before bed, and then he’s just laying in bed and he hears this thumping sound. Opens his eyes to see peri’s foot hopping onto the warm pad, trying to warp out.

Steven is just

“gARNET!!!!!!” 

so… cerbreus mentioned nico with a crew cut and i honestly just. the first thing i thought of was “jason gives nico a hair cut” but then we all know that is a bAD IDEA 

vine

he actually believes he did well

Sister: So did you watch Suits??

Me: Yeah. I watched a bunch of episodes. It’s not really funny or interesting though.

Sister: Then why are you watching??

Me: Uhhh…

Originally posted by suits-fandom

Well…

Originally posted by mynealone

I mean…

Originally posted by addicted-to-suits

Y’know…

Originally posted by suitsusa

Reasons…

Originally posted by leveraged-buyout

And stuff.

Originally posted by youaregoingtobefine

okay, but what was up with that kiss between Shayla and Angela ? it felt significant to the scene, and if Angela isn’t bisexual then it’s just confusing and kind of queerbaiting

I always had a knack for putting the peanut butter on the bread. Urie and Mutsuki knew how to spread the jelly around real good. When we found out Shirazu and Saiko could cut off the crusts, well, that’s when we knew we had something special.
—  Haise Sasaki (On the success of the Quinx Squad)