hes the nerd kind i can see it

inspired by this video (sfw, but a sex toy is being used as car repair, so take that as you will)

“Laura’s gonna flip,” Derek says in dismay, looking at the huge dent in the driver’s side door of the Camaro. Her most precious possession, the car she’d been saving up for forever, the car she waxes and washes every weekend, the car that she let Derek borrow to go to the Mathletes competition in San Francisco because Derek had a basketball game on Friday and couldn’t make the official school bus, the car that Laura made him swear his life on, is now forever ruined.

“Damn, if there ever was a good place to curse, that would have been it,” Stiles says, crossing his arms and looking far more attractive than he had the right to. “C’mon, Derek. Just say it. Fuck.”

Derek blushes, watching the word tumble out of Stiles’ pink mouth. “No, I… there’s gotta be a way to fix it. But if I call her insurance people she’s gonna know…”

“It’s totally my fault,” Stiles says. “I was the one who wanted to go to Tastee Freeze on the way back, and let some dingbat hit you in the parking lot. Actually, it’s their fault, whoever can’t drive.”

Derek shakes his head. It’s his fault. He’d been having too much fun this weekend; he’d spent practically all of it with Stiles. He’d had a crush on him forever— in fact, joined Mathletes at his request, and the whole year of practice, of spending afternoons with Stiles poring over math problems, watching Stiles lick Cheeto dust off his fingers— it’s been too much. Coupled with the fact that Stiles actually just plain forgot to catch the bus on Friday, and then caught a ride with Derek, meant hours in the car listening to him sing along to Hamilton and muddle through the rap bits, and sleeping next to him in the four-to-a-room motel Saturday night, and waking up with Stiles’ face smashed into his shoulder.

Derek had been too overwhelmed by it all, too overwhelmed by Stiles. Getting the chance to spend time with his friend this weekend had just intensified his feelings, and he knows there’s no chance that Stiles will ever feel the same, so he’s just drinking it all in, savoring these moments when he can.

It had been a terrible parking job, the Camaro was at a weird angle, that’s why the person rounding the turn had hit him. Derek sighs. He guesses it’s for the best. He’ll just have to pay Laura back. For forever.

Stiles is studying the door, eyes narrowed in concentration. “Actually, it’s not that bad. They didn’t even scratch it. It’s just a dent. With the right amount of leverage…”

“I’m sorry, do you happen to have a magical car-door fixer in your overnight bag?”

Somehow, this causes Stiles to turn bright red. “Okay. I have an idea. But you have to promise not to laugh.”

“Okay…?”

Derek watches, perplexed, as Stiles pulls his duffle bag out of the back seat, and then rummages around in it.

“Promise not to laugh,” Stiles repeats.

“I promise.” Derek is confused, but sincere.

Stiles pulls a bright blue dildo out of the bag. It’s springy, and jiggles a little with the movement. There’s a thick vein running along the side, and the base even has… balls.

Derek’s brain short circuits, an image of Stiles, naked, working himself on the girth of the toy, his mouth open, panting, as he tries to get the right angle, skin flushed pink from pleasure…

“Fuck,” Derek says.

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Hamilcast Shit-Chat {Part 1}

A/N: O my god it’s a series. Also,,,, @the-gay-anomaly helped me with this series A LOT.

Pairing: Hamilcast X Reader

AU: Texting series

Warnings: cussing, semi-sexual jokes


KEY (this lists the usernames of the hamilcast, including yourself)

Lin Manuel Miranda: OldManMiranda,,,, also,,, him and reader are shipped quite a lot (for reasons)

Reader (Y/N L/N): thuglife420 (don’t ask,,, Jo came up with it)

Daveed Diggs: OaklandTrash

Okieriete Onaodowan: OakSmash

Anthony Ramos: JasmineFan

Jasmine Cephas Jones: RamosOwner

Pippa Soo: PippaSoo

Renee Elise Goldsberry: ShipMaster

Jonathan Groff: GroffSauce

Chris Jackson: CJack


OldManMiranda created a chat.

thuglife420: okay so this is a thing

thuglife420: lin you know it’s like, three in the morning for most of us, right?

OldManMiranda: I mean, you’re still awake.

Oaklandtrash: yo

OakSmash: hello

GroffSauce: the hell is this.

OldManMiranda: it’s called a group chat Groff.

thuglife420: should it be old man Groff now?

thuglife420: is Lin finally “hip” now?

GroffSauce: i’m wounded

OldManMiranda: so was Hamilton, you’ll get over it.

thuglife420: savage Miranda.

thuglife420: okay, Lin, seriously I was actually about to go to bed, why did you make this chat?

OldManMiranda: I was bored and no one wanted to talk to me.

OaklandTrash: hmm I wonder why

OldManMiranda: how rude!

CJack: what are you all doing?

OldManMiranda: CHRIS, MY MAN

CJack: you all woke me up.

OakSmash: oops

CJack: might as well tell you about the dream i had

CJack: Lin was some weird unicorn centaur shit and he started pointing his horn at everyone and screaming “i will push my horn into you”

thuglife420: fucking christ, Chris

CJack: it’s Lin’s fault!

OldManMiranda: HOW

CJack: remember that one party where you were drunk as hell and started chanting “i will fuck you in the ass if you give me chicken nuggets”

CJack: it inspired me

thuglife420: holy hell, how drunk were you?

thuglife420: wait, why wasn’t i invited to this party?

CJack: Lin asked us to specifically not invite you or any of the other girls

OaklandTrash: he didn’t want you all to see him drunk as shit

thuglife420: lame

thuglife420: that is so lame

thuglife420: Lin do you not see my name? I would be drunk off my ass with you, I mean come on.

CJack: he didn’t want you to hear the things he said

OldManMiranda: we don’t speak of it

JasmineFan: You guys are all nerds that need sleep, Christ

OakSmash: we’re the nerds?

OakSmash: says the guy with his girlfriends’ name next to the word “fan” as his username

thuglife420: as interesting as this conversation is, I can no longer keep my eyes open.

thuglife420: night nerds.

OldManMiranda: Gnight. Bring the best of your humanity to others today. Be smart & safe & kind to all. When you get home, you can fart like the dickens.

CJack: Lin. This ain’t twitter, man.

thuglife420: fucking nerd.

OldManMiranda: that’s not nice.

CJack: Lin. That was the intention.

OldManMiranda: don’t question me Chris

CJack: I have more dreams Lin. Try me. 

OldManMiranda: Chris, I think it’s time you went to sleep. :)

CJack: Haha. Night Lin.

CJack: don’t hit me with a twitter speech

OldManMiranda:  I hear my son call for agua around 3am every morning. I also get agua. It’s our little 3am agua break. You drinking enough agua homey?

CJack: Lin, shut the fuck up.

Will you do the nerdy thing with me?

I’m playing in a WoD campaign and we’re in the middle of a daily school life section of the game. We were playing in an arcade and I managed to win a prize from it, so I chose to get a special doll which one of the PCs took a liking to. My character is Jackie, and the other PC is called Hugo.

DM: Jackie got enough tickets to buy some stuff. Consider this a gift for being a ninja. What kind of arcade gift do you want?

Jackie (OOC): The Raiho doll, of course!

DM: Ok, you got a Raiho doll. Hugo desperately wants it. You can see his eyes sparkling for once, in contrast with his usual glassy, devoid of life (and sleep) eyes.

Jackie: "As a sign of friendship and being gamers and nerds in arms…“ Jackie spoke dramatically as he got down on one knee and held the Raiho doll up within Hugo’s reach. “I present you this Raiho doll… Will you do the nerdy thing together with me for all eternity, brother?”

DM: Hugo, roll composure.

Hugo: *rolls 0 successes*

DM: It’s too much nerd for Hugo to handle. His heart skips a beat as he reaches for the doll. He’d never felt that way before… Hugo is now slightly infatuated. *squints* Slightly. It seems you really captured his heart with that gift. Hugo, wanna say anything on the matter?

Hugo: “Thankyousomuch.”

Jackie: Jackie bestowed the Raiho doll upon Hugo, flashing him a sparkly smirk. He did the thing that Prince Sidon does with his flexed muscles before it was a thing that Prince Sidon did. “You’re welcome!” He bowed with a dramatic flourish.

Hugo: Hugo held the doll, eyes sparkling.

DM: It’s getting late, maybe it’s time to go home.

Jackie: Jackie turned to Hugo. “We should probably go back to the dorm, yo,” he suggested. Jackie jokingly swung his arm around Hugo’s neck and shoulders as they walked home. (OOC, grinning madly.)

Hugo: Hugo wasn’t sure how to react, and cuddled his Raiho.

Hi guys! I’d been feeling kind of down lately in terms of my skills and creativity in general but all your kind comments and messages really lifted me up. I’m back and I’m going to keep creating! I also recently made a Redbubble account where you can buy this design!! I checked to see if anyone did something like it and was surprised to find nothing so here is mine.

Teaching Newt How To Cook Would Include...

**Gif not mine**

Request:  Could you do a newt x reader where the reader tries to teach newt how to cook/bake? - Anon

I wasn’t sure how to fit this into an imagine, so I made headcanons instead!


  • Lots and lots of small burns in the beginning but you heal them with ease
  • Him being very thankful for it
  • Having to teach him what each knife is for
  • “No, Newt, that’s not a butter knife.  That’s a meat cleaver.”
  • “That makes a lot more sense.”
  • Queenie sometimes coming over to help
  • Making strudel with Queenie
  • Strudel being the first successful pastry Newt can bake
  • Sometimes Newt accidentally makes poisonous concoctions
  • The two of you being cute nerds and pouring magical potions onto muggle food to see what happens
  • E x p l o s i o n s
  • Pickett being very interested in what you two are doing but also kind of concerned
  • “WHAT’S HAPPENING TO THE POT!?”
  • “Newt, it’s just boiling.  Calm down.”
  • He once made the mistake of wrapping his arms around you from behind while he was watching you at the stove and caused you to burn your wrist pretty badly
  • Newt feels so bad about it for nearly a week
  • Having to remind him multiple times that you were okay and it was fine
  • Food fights
  • Having to check the Niffler’s habitat to retrieve stolen silverware
  • Jacob helps Newt with pastries and occasionally puts some in his shop
  • Newt becoming mediocre with cooking but pretty good at baking
  • He definitely prefers to bake, which explains the pile of cupcakes, cakes, cinnamon rolls, and muffins
  • You feed leftovers to the creatures
  • On your birthday, Newt, Jacob, and Queenie joined forces to bake you the most extravagant and delicous cake ever
  • It was all Newt’s idea
  • Now Newt helps you a lot when cooking meals
  • Always having some sort of treat to look forward to
  • Newt’s mother being utterly thrilled you taught her son how to cook
  • Since your father is a muggle, you know what Twitter is, so when you and Newt have cooking fails you’ll tweet Gordon Ramsay a photo of it.
  • (If you haven’t seen Gordon Ramsay’s Twitter it’s the funniest thing ever)

Please let me know what you thought of it!

goddess-of-graphite  asked:

R&D Uchiha AU - headcanon that Obito was a different kind of nerd than the rest of the Uchiha so he couldn't find his niche, and he was just. SO. MAD. that someone like Kakashi could make his own jutsu like - "oh yeah, I've been working on this in my down time, it's a super-powerful one-hit kill technique." BAKASHI. NO. INVENTING COOL JUTSU IS SUPPOSED TO BE AN UCHIHA'S SCHTICK. But everything Obito comes up with is weird or unfeasible. My poor sad bby.

Given how Obito was in canon, I can see this actually being a thing. Maybe Obito isn’t good at inventing jutsus, but he’s one of the few Uchiha who’s able to actually use them in a fight because of his penchant for Xanatos Speed Chess the the ability to alter and recombine jutsus on the fly. He can’t create anything new, but give him a slightly wonky Katon jutsu, a half-powered Raiton, and a sluggish Doton and throw him into a dangerous situation, and suddenly you’ve got a volcano erupting underneath your feet and no idea how the fuck it happened. 

Paul McCartney packs a powerful punch — literally: In a new interview on the Beatles’ SiriusXM channel, Pearl Jam frontman Eddie Vedder revealed he was once hanging out with McCartney at a Seattle hotel bar when a story got more intense than anticipated.

“He kind of was illustrating how he hit this guy, and when he did that, he shot out his left arm as if he was hitting this guy, and I was standing there, and I got hit,” Vedder recalled, laughing. “He didn’t quite pull back the punch, you see. So the story kept on. It was a great, incredible personal story, and I caught the end of it, but as I was listening I was just thinking, ‘Paul McCartney just hit me in the face. And it hurt!‘”

Vedder said he even ended up tasting a bit of blood, but in a way, it was all worth it.

“A great time in my life, to be hit by Paul McCartney,” Vedder said. “I remember it hurt for a few days, And I remember when it went away, when the pain finally subsided and the swelling went down, I kinda missed it.” (x)

God I just…I love Kaworu Nagisa. I wrote out my ideas discussing a lot of the ideas around his character and Shinji I had while reading the manga and watching the anime - so huge spoilers for both below. This is just me trying to explain the crazy nonsense that is Kaworu Nagisa to myself, trying to answer my own questions about the intricacies of what in the world is happening here, and it got longer the more I tried to figure it out.

Kaworu Nagisa is complex.

It’s incredibly easy to love anime!Kaworu - he’s kind and self-sacrificing if a little mysterious, and comes to Shinji in the time when he needs someone the most, and Shinji takes to him like a duck to water. But manga!Kaworu is a very different character, but I love him all the same, for the different perspective he brings to the story, and what he teaches Shinji because of it.

The river that runs through the story is, essentially, the society’s problems are based on the fact that everyone is so conscious of their relationships and expectations that they can no longer be honest about what they need for fear of hurting one another. The direct symbol I see of this is the use of the AT Field, which is described as “the light of the soul” and “a sacred province inviolatable to anyone”. The AT Field is used to deflect physical attacks from the pilots - which I believe is also a metaphor used to represent the way we defend our fragile hearts against others’ expectations and desires of us that we may not agree with, to keep ourselves from getting hurt.

But enter Kaworu - the immortal in a mortal’s body, with none of the fears that are conditioned into a mortal. His self is not finite, at least, not permanently so, and while he is destructible, he’s not limited to the same plane of existence we are. Because of this, he does not experience fear the way we do.

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Flower Boy (Im Jaebum)

Originally posted by jehbum


“You look like the kind of person who’d sharpen knives or scuba dive in their free time.”

“Two things that have no relevance to my life.”

Word Count: 1,292

Genre:  Fluff, Comedy

Warnings: Drinking, Smoking, (at some point) Language.

A/N:

I know what you’re thinking, here she goes again with another flower shop AU well fight me I love flowers. I’m sorry if you do not fit the description of the reader I described but it is hard to describe each and one of you. Yes I do love looking at the meanings of flowers and using them to piss people off passive-aggressively and it may be an ongoing thing. This will have a part two so keep watching for that if you like. Thank you for reading and enjoy! <3

What he Looks Like: (x)

At first glance, you weren’t very intimidating. Okay, so you weren’t intimidating at all. Soft hair, petite and the way you dressed didn’t particularly contradict that image. Out of all your co-workers from the tattoo parlor, you by far partied the most, drinking and smoking until the sun rose the following morning. The tattoo parlor you worked at was one of the best in Seoul and a well-known one at that.  People were often surprised to find you there, often assuming you’d gotten lost only to find that you are their tattoo artist. Later you know they will thank you a thousand times as they admire the new art inked on their bodies. A sort of satisfaction came with knowing that people wanted your beautiful artwork on them for the rest of their lives, knowing that they were very happy with you.

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joannalannister  asked:

TELL ME YOUR HEADCANONS ABOUT LANNISTER ART PATRONAGE

Okay I had started to write this earlier today but then I realized I was nearly doing a complete writeup of this class on the history of art patronage in Italy in the 15th and 16th century that I took for my bachelor’s, and while I personally think it’s a fun subject it *can* get a little meandering so… this is the short version (which is telling, lol).

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Dating Jungkook

Would include:

- *shy kook running away*

- him being really really REALLY shy at first

- not because you’re a girl but because it’s you and hes not sure how to act around you

- you being at first the one whos taking an initiative

- you trying to flirt but unsuccessfully

- him trying to flirt but unsuccessfully

- him slowly opening up to you

- you would know when hes fully open by his dumbest meme face right in front of yours rly

- him exchanging his contacts with you

- him never messaging to you

- you being the first to text him something 

- him being the type of person who reads your message but because hes just thinking too much he would think rly too much and answer you just after 10 hours with simple “hi”

- him always overthinking about everything

- him just wanting to go outside with you and members but they ship you two too hard so you are unexpectedly alone 

- strange atmosphere disappearing after some dumb thing what one of you does or says

- nerdy convos

- convos about movies series animes  

- you changing into nerd if you werent one before and falling in love with things which he loves

- you falling in love with jungkook in speed of 0,0000000000001 if you already were nerd as him

- first date would literally be just walking and talking about things what you two love

- this kind of dates when youre just together and enjoying each others presence

- movie dates

- sporty dates

- like rly so much sports

- him always being behind you when youre sporting just to see your ass

- sometimes he would unexpectadly touch it and you r like ??? ¿ ¿ ¿???

- “i just… i think you had mud there… yeah… ye”

- you actually doing the same bcs  you just need to have that holy view in front of you

- you always touching his thighs when you can

- him flexing his thigh muscles while youre touching him with some meme faces

- you being always jealous bcs whenever wherever you are going everyone knows him and so many girls wants to have a selca with him 

- you being understanding girlfriend but inside a bitch which is possessive af

- you always showing to your rivals that hes yours and you are always having that look on your face “DONT FUCKING TOUCH OKAY??? ^^”

- him having fun while youre like this

- him really liking it

- him being actually the same overprotective smug guy when its about you

- him really hating to see any possible guy around you

- “i know that hes your friend but… how many times a guy best friend in reality just wanted to date the girl huh?”

- his bunny teeth

- wrinkles around his eyes when he smiles

- bright big smiles

- his cute boyish giggling

- his cute dorky gigling while hes doing something strange

- you being always an offended potato bcs damn his smile is so beautiful why is he emo all the time just why

- him trying to cook for you something

- him always serving you some ramyun or cola with pizza from nearest pizzeria

- him coming home very late at night

- you being always worried for his health but proud nearly as mum bcs you love your boy so much

- him showering at home but then going to practise some more

- you quietly listening to his voice at night while hes covering his favourite songs

- you preparing for him tea with honey and leaving it next to door like some special kooks secret pixie 

- him kissing you on head when youre already sleeping with quiet thanks

- him singing you lullabies when he thinks that you cant hear him

- you waking up sooner then him just to prepare for him his favourite breakfast

- you always realizing that you woke up just too early and going to sleep again

- him being always late so he never eats your breakfast

- him realizing that only when hes on his way

- “im sorry i didnt eat the breakfast you made for me, but you can leave it for later… we can eat it together… if you want” 

- him being very observant about your mood

- sometimes you two lying on bed questioning life and being bored af just doing some strange noises

- like when youre bored you can expect from him anything

- “yoooooooooooooooooo.. hgdfjguzgZTDTDRgviughluiGHZgbGZGgzgzzuigkjh”

- you speaking with each other in your own language

- him being observant when you’re sad he would just sit near you and wait until you will tell him everything

- him becoming touchy just after some time so expect a lot of touches on your butt its like guaranteed

- backhugging you when you need it the most

- backhugging you when he needs it the most

- backhugging you just because he loves it just the same as you

- there would be just so many unexpected hugs

- you would be just standing somewhere and he would run to you hug you and run away

- sometimes even lifting you up when hugs 

- you tickling him when he does that so you both end up rolling on the floor and playing with each other

- but it wouldnt be the cute scene from some movie no no

- your playing is 3 WW, its Tekken, its Mortal Combat, its the battle for your honour and respect

-  you would fight sometimes so hard that you will break a few a lot things at home but then just laugh at it and continue to fight

- everything what you will do together would be like some challange

- him looking at you very often like challanging for something like even in who will blink more times in one minute

- you sometimes wanting to beat him

- him suddenly changing your playing into some make out sesion

- him lifting you up and caring in the middle of the room while kissing just to make you feel his muscles

- collar bone kisses

- jaw line kisses

- you kissing his nose and telling how pretty it is bcs you knows that hes kinda struggeling with it

- long kissing until youre out of breath

- him sometimes giggling in the middle of this make out session because your touch is just too tickling for him

- your make out session changing back into some fight again

- you sometimes dont understand if you are more friends or lovers

- him making you forget about such thoughts with single touch on your waist or word into your ear

- “im still just a boy but… for you i want to be a man okay”


Dating Jungkook | Seokjin | Yoongi | Hoseok | Namjoon | Jimin | Taehyung

Master list

anonymous asked:

i need to draw shiro how shall i draw him pls offer me some sage advice

Okay well since you’re asking for inspiration, here’s some Shiro’s I’d like to see in the world:

  • Shiro with a beard
  • Shiro in a tux
  • Shiro in any kind of uniform
  • Shiro with a BEARD
  • Cute soft Shiro hand-raising a shy and scared lil black kitten
  • Shiro dancing (boy can dance don’t tell me he can’t)
  • Nerdy Shiro with glasses buried behind a pile of books
  • Tea nerd Shiro making tea in a tea pot (he’s making it for Allura in the morning I’M SO EXTRA)
  • Always here for Shiro blushing when Allura says something cute to him
  • SHIRO DOING MAGIC PLEASE OMGGG DRAW SHIRO DOING SOME ALTEAN MAGIC
  • SHIRO WITH A BEARD
  • SHIRO WITH A BEARD DOING MAGIC

And if you need some actual sage advice:

  • Don’t forget his prosthetic
  • Shiro is Japanese/Japanese-American so don’t make him look White

Have fun!

anonymous asked:

SOLAS X DORIAN? Wtf

Dude have you listened to their banters? It’s not that weird. They’re both giant nerds. And Dorian really wants Solas’ approval through most of their conversations and other than needling him about his outfits probably is one of the few mages he can have magic related conversations about. Solas is one of those people that constantly challenges everything he thought he knew about magic and Tevinter history, which probably leads to a lot of in depth conversations between them. 

I don’t think its a stretch to see some kind of attraction/feelings developing from that. Besides, imagine Dorian getting super flustered when he finds out how goddamn smooth Solas can be. 

purequeenoftheimpure  asked:

Hi! I really like your analysis of the lords, and I just wanted to ask if you had done one on Ieyasu? I've read fics about him, but really don't know much about him as I haven't done his MS, but I'm kinda curious as fics make him out to be kinda complex. What was he like in the sengoku era? What would he be like in modern times? What would his occupation in modern times be? Sorry if it's too long or bothersome :)

 THANK U I APPRECIATE… though sometimes i’m just rambling like no other out here LMFAOOO

Hm… Y’know, I mention Ieyasu a whole lot, but I don’t think I’ve actually done a proper analysis on him before–which is kind of a bummer, because he’s actually one of my favorites! The fics you’re reading have it right, and I’d argue he’s one of the most complex and layered characters in the game. He’s got quite a bit going on in that past of his and it shows really well that he’s basically a product of his experiences–cruel and distrusting because of the things he has gone through. Of course, that doesn’t excuse all of the horrible things that he does, but it does put a different perspective on the way he is and how that manifests in his personality as of now. He plays a very good villain, too, I’ll tell you that. I also think he’s one of the most consistently written characters, which I can appreciate like no other thank god.

Though while I’ll say he’s one of my favorites, and can also easily admit that he’s also a super polarizing character, too. People either really love him or really hate him, and I get both sides of that–so I think enjoyment of his route and character will really depend on your taste, too.

In terms of what he’s like in the Sengoku era… well, in real life, I’ve seen that he’s been said to have been bold and calculating, and was fairly well-known and respected for those traits. From what I know, he seems like a great warlord and politician–or well, he knew what he was doing, anyway LOL. Knew how to be loyal when necessary and very much waited to come into power… also could be cruel and merciless when he felt like it. A lot of fiction has habit of making him very kind and humble, though I have a feeling that stems from some Edo fanfiction too… (but don’t quote me on that LMAO). 

In the SLBP universe, Ieyasu’s… pretty nasty LMFAO. Easily takes on those cruel and merciless traits mentioned above, and he’s very two-faced all together. His cunning is pretty much unmatched, and he’ll smile his way through everything with every ounce of coldness you could possibly imagine–they even call him a “Lord with a Poison Smile” in game. Almost is as good with keeping up his sadistic streak as he is as kissing ass, and the ruse works well for him. And of course, he doesn’t trust anyone but his retainer, Sakai Tadatsugu, because the world has taught him it’s absolutely foolish. He’s bratty, intelligent, resourceful, and has the worst mouth on him, but you’ll quickly see more sides to him in his own route that execute his loyalty and desires for the softer things in life. MC, as per otome formula, will bring those things out herself LOL. 

Modern times I feel would depend on his upbringing, but since I think he’s more likely to have a more stable life with the average kind of home in modern society, he’d be a lot more toned down. Probably still A Huge Dick, but like… not outright cruel or, y’know, threatening your life all the time LMFAO. I also like to imagine Ieyasu having a better sense of humor here (since he can afford to have one) and though he doesn’t trust easily, he more so has this small, tight knit group of friends than anything else. Still ridiculously smart and resourceful–he would get into trouble all the time if anyone ever believed his Angel Face could cause any harm. I’d call it like… a much more lighthearted version of himself LOL. He’s still mean, though, because who would Ieyasu be at heart, otherwise?

I’ve said once before I could see him as a politician, but… I kind of think he’d be some kind of nerd in the science field. Probably chemistry. LOL

anonymous asked:

Could you imagine a Kadara wedding between these two nerds in love. Alec being public not invited probably. Or maybe invited to see if he would actually show and be civil.

I kind of read this while driving (don’t text and drive, kids) and I was like CAN I IMAGINE??!?! YES!!!! Then I was like which one do I roll with this on like the AU Where Alec Lives and Has To Deal With Scott and Reyes’ SHIT or the AU Where Alec Lives (and Shoots His Son’s Boyfriend)- but I see you picked for me which is GREAT

Scott’s been waiting his whole entire life for this. Fifty years, he says. “You’re only twenty-three,” Reyes points out. Shut up, Reyes. He’s been waiting forEVER.

(I’m crying because Scott in a white and blue tux is quite possibly the most beautiful thing I’ve ever imagined (although I personally stick my Scott in purple. A lot. He looks really good in purple). Reyes in white/red??? Black/red??? Possibilities are endless)

Scott assumes direct control over all wedding happenings. He doesn’t care if the decorative flowers are poisonous or dangerous if touched- they’re beautiful and he wants them in his wedding. Wedding’s at sunset, probably in the “throne room” because as shitty as it was with Sloane it is PERFECT for a wedding.

Scott does not sleep. Reyes is pretty much there for emotional support his seventh day without sleep- he tries not to get in Scott’s way planning wise. And he’s not too interested in wedding details so that works out great. Scott would probably kill him if he argued. “I saw fire in his eyes when I sighed after he suggested we get some adhi pups and paint them white. I think he was trying to replace doves with adhi.”

I think, while Reyes would be open to inviting Alec, Scott wouldn’t. Sloane can hold a grudge, but she’s got nothing on Scott. A lot of Scott’s reluctance to inviting his father could stem from a fear of making the wedding kind of awkward as well. He does not want tension, he doesn’t want a fight- and most meetings between them now end in a fight- so he kind of cuts that idea fast.

(Reyes is the better man, however, and makes sure to send some pictures and a vid. He doesn’t hear back from Alec, but he hopes it’ll show, at least, his willingness to forgive.)

Reyes and Scott weren’t planning on any aisle walking- but Drack really wanted to walk Scott down the aisle. He also wanted to throw some flowers. Let the old man throw some goddamn flowers and walk his adopted grandson down the aisle. So Drack does both, he cries. He loves Scott, he loves Reyes- he has also been waiting his entire life for this. “1400 years,” he says. Reyes can’t argue that one.

Scott asks Liam and Jaal to be his best men. Jaal agrees but when Scott leaves he turns to Liam. “What is a best man?”

It’s okay, bro. You just have to stand there and look pretty. 

Vetra and Reyes work to get the best food they can find. It’s against the whole ration code but look. Look this is the first wedding EVER in Andromeda. At least for Exiles/Initiative people not sure what Angara do. And there is no way Scott and Reyes are not going to have fantastic food. 

Peebee, on a whim, actually got a license to marry people or whatever like a few decades back. Scott’s crying before she starts the whole marriage bullshit. Reyes is crying by vows. EVERYONE is crying by the end. Except Peebee she’s just “??? Stop being a bunch of babies and kiss already” (It’s a pretty chaste kiss but Scott jumps him like he’s gonna shove his tongue down Reyes’ throat) Some of Scott’s closer clients and middleman are standing in the back sniffling, but they’re there mostly to make sure no one tries anything funny. But fuck Scott’s so precious. And Reyes is just- he’s so worthy of Scott. And they just can’t not cry a little bit. Someone tries to start anything, they’re saying choked and through tears, “Not fucking today, asshole. NOT today.”

Scott was planning on honeymooning in Havarl but Reyes cut that shit REAL fast. “You did the wedding, I’m doing the honeymoon.” Not exactly a lot of places to choose from, but Reyes is not going to a planet where his husband will be getting up every ten minutes to shoot carnivorous wildlife. They head over to Aya for two weeks instead- it’s pretty like Havarl, but not NEARLY as dangerous.

No but for real. Reed Richards is the kind of man who would spend HOURS going to very obscure places on the Internet and thinking all of this is very interesting and deserve to be studied.

Imagine him going “ah yes fascinating” when he first sees a furry. Or just yelling “SUSAN COME QUICK THERE IS SOME PHENOMENON YOU HAVE TO SEE” and it’s just a video of those ducks toys screaming.

anonymous asked:

Hello, hope you don't mind - I Wanted to know what your thoughts on the latest spoilers for Bughead season 2 were? While I am glad to hear Betty will be strong and fight for Jughead, I am a little concerned that she is always having to fight for what she wants. Archie didnt want her and now it's sounding like Jughead will be torn and i guess i just want the poor girl to have a break. Can't someone fight for Betty?! She's always having to prove herself.

Hello Nonnie, I don’t mind at all and thank you for the question! It’s great that Betty will be fighting for Juggie, it shows how deeply invested in the relationship she is and how much in love with him she is. I can see the flipside though, with it seeming like Betty’s always the one fighting while Juggie seems to give up. But that’s also fundamental to who they are as people. Betty never gives up because that’s who she is, she is forgiving and loyal and fierce. She fights for everyone in her life be it Archie, Polly, FP or Juggie. She just has to believe in them and care for them. 

Juggie has been let down too many times by the people he cares about, the whole town ostracized him and apart from Betty there’s no one really in Riverdale he feels close to. Like Cole said, the Serpents’ timing was perfect - Juggie felt accepted and loved for the first time in years and I can see how that can be an instant attraction for Jug? That is not to say he loves Betty any less or thinks she loves him any less. But Betty trying to stop him from going to the Southside or pulling him away is going to be counterproductive. On the other hand, Betty feeling like Juggie is slipping away from her is also valid. I think this circumstantial drama is only going to playing out for a little while (like all Bughead drama we’ve seen so far). Juggie is quickly going to be accepted into the Southside and I see him changing things in Southside rather than the other way round. His penchant for seeking truth and his high morality quotient is going to be a kind of inspiration to the Serpents, I can easily see him turning those Serpent kids into nerds discussing literature and classic movies! He’s going to be the leader he never got to be in Riverdale and that’s going to do wonders for his persona! It will also probably boost his confidence and bury his insecurities vis-a-vis his relationship with Betty. His confession of love came more because of Betty’s actions than his own, that shows how uncertain he still felt.

What I think is that this conflict is going to be pretty short-lived. The primary conflict seems to the one between Archie and Jughead and Betty possibly being torn. It’s clear which side of the civil war they’ll be on. 

That said, I would love to see Juggie fight for Betty instead of pushing her away. Then again, I’m a stickler for writing that feels organic to the characters and the core of who they are. 

Complicated (Prt1) - Barry Allen x Reader

Complicated (Part 1) - Barry Allen x Reader

A/N: it’s sloppy srry. more to come soon lmao. I did this on my phone riiip

Summary: Reader, from Starling city, Oliver’s sister, goes back with Barry to Central City to see particle accelerator turn on & gets a lot more than what they bargained for.

Disclaimer: I’ve never actually watched arrow so I apologize for that.

Warnings: suggestive themes ? swearing ig

Word count: roughly 1,300

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I work with some Star Wars nerds which is great cause I’m starting to really get into the universe and they’re teaching me all kinds of new things, like apparently the reason the lightsaber fights are so slow in the original trilogy is because George Lucas initially wanted the lightsaber to be heavy to resemble an English broadsword like Excalibur. all this time I thought it was just shitty special effects