hes the nerd kind i can see it

Guys we need to remember Crystal Kingdom Kravitz like sure he can be a polite gentleman and kind and suave but also he’s a fucking nerd with a work accent who takes SERIOUS PLEASURE in fucking up a bountys day and makes jokes about performance anxiety and gets super sarcastic and spiteful

Like just imagine Taako seeing Krav in action again and his sweet “I love you Taako and everyone should love you” gentleman of a boyfriend has slipped right back into “WOT THE FOCK IS WRONG WITH YOU” And Taako is just so in love

inspired by this video (sfw, but a sex toy is being used as car repair, so take that as you will)

“Laura’s gonna flip,” Derek says in dismay, looking at the huge dent in the driver’s side door of the Camaro. Her most precious possession, the car she’d been saving up for forever, the car she waxes and washes every weekend, the car that she let Derek borrow to go to the Mathletes competition in San Francisco because Derek had a basketball game on Friday and couldn’t make the official school bus, the car that Laura made him swear his life on, is now forever ruined.

“Damn, if there ever was a good place to curse, that would have been it,” Stiles says, crossing his arms and looking far more attractive than he had the right to. “C’mon, Derek. Just say it. Fuck.”

Derek blushes, watching the word tumble out of Stiles’ pink mouth. “No, I… there’s gotta be a way to fix it. But if I call her insurance people she’s gonna know…”

“It’s totally my fault,” Stiles says. “I was the one who wanted to go to Tastee Freeze on the way back, and let some dingbat hit you in the parking lot. Actually, it’s their fault, whoever can’t drive.”

Derek shakes his head. It’s his fault. He’d been having too much fun this weekend; he’d spent practically all of it with Stiles. He’d had a crush on him forever— in fact, joined Mathletes at his request, and the whole year of practice, of spending afternoons with Stiles poring over math problems, watching Stiles lick Cheeto dust off his fingers— it’s been too much. Coupled with the fact that Stiles actually just plain forgot to catch the bus on Friday, and then caught a ride with Derek, meant hours in the car listening to him sing along to Hamilton and muddle through the rap bits, and sleeping next to him in the four-to-a-room motel Saturday night, and waking up with Stiles’ face smashed into his shoulder.

Derek had been too overwhelmed by it all, too overwhelmed by Stiles. Getting the chance to spend time with his friend this weekend had just intensified his feelings, and he knows there’s no chance that Stiles will ever feel the same, so he’s just drinking it all in, savoring these moments when he can.

It had been a terrible parking job, the Camaro was at a weird angle, that’s why the person rounding the turn had hit him. Derek sighs. He guesses it’s for the best. He’ll just have to pay Laura back. For forever.

Stiles is studying the door, eyes narrowed in concentration. “Actually, it’s not that bad. They didn’t even scratch it. It’s just a dent. With the right amount of leverage…”

“I’m sorry, do you happen to have a magical car-door fixer in your overnight bag?”

Somehow, this causes Stiles to turn bright red. “Okay. I have an idea. But you have to promise not to laugh.”

“Okay…?”

Derek watches, perplexed, as Stiles pulls his duffle bag out of the back seat, and then rummages around in it.

“Promise not to laugh,” Stiles repeats.

“I promise.” Derek is confused, but sincere.

Stiles pulls a bright blue dildo out of the bag. It’s springy, and jiggles a little with the movement. There’s a thick vein running along the side, and the base even has… balls.

Derek’s brain short circuits, an image of Stiles, naked, working himself on the girth of the toy, his mouth open, panting, as he tries to get the right angle, skin flushed pink from pleasure…

“Fuck,” Derek says.

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Hamilcast Shit-Chat {Part 1}

A/N: O my god it’s a series. Also,,,, @the-gay-anomaly helped me with this series A LOT.

Pairing: Hamilcast X Reader

AU: Texting series

Warnings: cussing, semi-sexual jokes


KEY (this lists the usernames of the hamilcast, including yourself)

Lin Manuel Miranda: OldManMiranda,,,, also,,, him and reader are shipped quite a lot (for reasons)

Reader (Y/N L/N): thuglife420 (don’t ask,,, Jo came up with it)

Daveed Diggs: OaklandTrash

Okieriete Onaodowan: OakSmash

Anthony Ramos: JasmineFan

Jasmine Cephas Jones: RamosOwner

Pippa Soo: PippaSoo

Renee Elise Goldsberry: ShipMaster

Jonathan Groff: GroffSauce

Chris Jackson: CJack


OldManMiranda created a chat.

thuglife420: okay so this is a thing

thuglife420: lin you know it’s like, three in the morning for most of us, right?

OldManMiranda: I mean, you’re still awake.

Oaklandtrash: yo

OakSmash: hello

GroffSauce: the hell is this.

OldManMiranda: it’s called a group chat Groff.

thuglife420: should it be old man Groff now?

thuglife420: is Lin finally “hip” now?

GroffSauce: i’m wounded

OldManMiranda: so was Hamilton, you’ll get over it.

thuglife420: savage Miranda.

thuglife420: okay, Lin, seriously I was actually about to go to bed, why did you make this chat?

OldManMiranda: I was bored and no one wanted to talk to me.

OaklandTrash: hmm I wonder why

OldManMiranda: how rude!

CJack: what are you all doing?

OldManMiranda: CHRIS, MY MAN

CJack: you all woke me up.

OakSmash: oops

CJack: might as well tell you about the dream i had

CJack: Lin was some weird unicorn centaur shit and he started pointing his horn at everyone and screaming “i will push my horn into you”

thuglife420: fucking christ, Chris

CJack: it’s Lin’s fault!

OldManMiranda: HOW

CJack: remember that one party where you were drunk as hell and started chanting “i will fuck you in the ass if you give me chicken nuggets”

CJack: it inspired me

thuglife420: holy hell, how drunk were you?

thuglife420: wait, why wasn’t i invited to this party?

CJack: Lin asked us to specifically not invite you or any of the other girls

OaklandTrash: he didn’t want you all to see him drunk as shit

thuglife420: lame

thuglife420: that is so lame

thuglife420: Lin do you not see my name? I would be drunk off my ass with you, I mean come on.

CJack: he didn’t want you to hear the things he said

OldManMiranda: we don’t speak of it

JasmineFan: You guys are all nerds that need sleep, Christ

OakSmash: we’re the nerds?

OakSmash: says the guy with his girlfriends’ name next to the word “fan” as his username

thuglife420: as interesting as this conversation is, I can no longer keep my eyes open.

thuglife420: night nerds.

OldManMiranda: Gnight. Bring the best of your humanity to others today. Be smart & safe & kind to all. When you get home, you can fart like the dickens.

CJack: Lin. This ain’t twitter, man.

thuglife420: fucking nerd.

OldManMiranda: that’s not nice.

CJack: Lin. That was the intention.

OldManMiranda: don’t question me Chris

CJack: I have more dreams Lin. Try me. 

OldManMiranda: Chris, I think it’s time you went to sleep. :)

CJack: Haha. Night Lin.

CJack: don’t hit me with a twitter speech

OldManMiranda:  I hear my son call for agua around 3am every morning. I also get agua. It’s our little 3am agua break. You drinking enough agua homey?

CJack: Lin, shut the fuck up.

I wanted to doodle these girls ever since I saw them in the trailer, and then I imagined what if Keith was with them, because there can never be enough Galra hybrids (which I assume all these nerds are). Then I wondered about an AU where Keith is just with them on Lotor’s squad, Lotor being a hybrid himself wanting all the Galra hybrids to join his little club, so I figured fudge it and added him.

seeing as there is not a lot of reference for these guys yet, I kind off just guessed their heights based on the picture I did have, Keith is smallest seeing as his physical body has human proportions and even then he isn’t the tallest guy around. I based his armor on elements of both his paladin armor, the suit from blade of the Marmora and most of all the armor of this squad of course. 

I might make some more doodles and/or finished art once we get to know the characters better, or just whenever. Until then, have Keith hanging out with his “big” sisters, the squad is looking damn fine. 

Hi guys! I’d been feeling kind of down lately in terms of my skills and creativity in general but all your kind comments and messages really lifted me up. I’m back and I’m going to keep creating! I also recently made a Redbubble account where you can buy this design!! I checked to see if anyone did something like it and was surprised to find nothing so here is mine.

Will you do the nerdy thing with me?

I’m playing in a WoD campaign and we’re in the middle of a daily school life section of the game. We were playing in an arcade and I managed to win a prize from it, so I chose to get a special doll which one of the PCs took a liking to. My character is Jackie, and the other PC is called Hugo.

DM: Jackie got enough tickets to buy some stuff. Consider this a gift for being a ninja. What kind of arcade gift do you want?

Jackie (OOC): The Raiho doll, of course!

DM: Ok, you got a Raiho doll. Hugo desperately wants it. You can see his eyes sparkling for once, in contrast with his usual glassy, devoid of life (and sleep) eyes.

Jackie: "As a sign of friendship and being gamers and nerds in arms…“ Jackie spoke dramatically as he got down on one knee and held the Raiho doll up within Hugo’s reach. “I present you this Raiho doll… Will you do the nerdy thing together with me for all eternity, brother?”

DM: Hugo, roll composure.

Hugo: *rolls 0 successes*

DM: It’s too much nerd for Hugo to handle. His heart skips a beat as he reaches for the doll. He’d never felt that way before… Hugo is now slightly infatuated. *squints* Slightly. It seems you really captured his heart with that gift. Hugo, wanna say anything on the matter?

Hugo: “Thankyousomuch.”

Jackie: Jackie bestowed the Raiho doll upon Hugo, flashing him a sparkly smirk. He did the thing that Prince Sidon does with his flexed muscles before it was a thing that Prince Sidon did. “You’re welcome!” He bowed with a dramatic flourish.

Hugo: Hugo held the doll, eyes sparkling.

DM: It’s getting late, maybe it’s time to go home.

Jackie: Jackie turned to Hugo. “We should probably go back to the dorm, yo,” he suggested. Jackie jokingly swung his arm around Hugo’s neck and shoulders as they walked home. (OOC, grinning madly.)

Hugo: Hugo wasn’t sure how to react, and cuddled his Raiho.

boyfriend hwang hyunjin • stray kids

genre: fluff

pairing: hwang hyunjin & you

word count: 1376 words

summary: dating hyunjin and all the quirks/aspects of your relationship

note(s): yes i finally got to the fifth part of my boyfriend series, only four more left. here we go with everyone’s hardworking prince, hwang hyunjin! (i hope it’s not a bother to any of you but i’ve decided to stop including the backstory since it takes up more than necessary and sometimes it’s longer than the actual boyfriend part!)

Originally posted by myleefelix


  • hyunjin is an only child so sharing with you is really hard at first
  • it’s not that he doesn’t adore you but how do you learn to share a bed with someone…that’s so hard
  • “babe if you don’t want to sleep in the same bed it’s fine. i won’t be hurt, i know it’s weird for you.”
  • hyunjin just blinks at you and watches you stand up before grabbing your hand and pulling you back down
  • “no, i want you to stay. i’ll get used to it. i don’t mind anything when it’s you.”
  • his favorite thing in the world is watching you play with his dog kami because you’re just so nonchalant about it and talk to him in a baby voice and watching you fawn over his best friend makes his heart warm
  • he takes pictures in secrecy of those moments too and always has them stored in his snapchat memories
  • you both get ready together in the bathroom and share the mirror he has
  • whenever you try to brush your teeth together it’s an absolute MESS because the sink is too small for the both of you so it’s just the two of you purposely bumping into each other harshly
  • “ow hyunjin that hurt!” you pretend to actually get hurt and hold your side while looking at him impishly
  • ‘did i hurt you?” he sees right through your little act and leans down to your side
  • “wait what are you gonna do-”
  • “i’m gonna kiss it better duh what does it look like i’m doing-” and not even a second later you shove his face away from you while fumbling and whacking him with your toothbrush
  • if you ever do anything to your hair he likes to do it for you and has you sit on the hamper while he tries to do it
  • even if he messes up really bad
  • once you finally take care of everything he just stares at you in silence and thought
  • “is something wrong?”
  • “i was just wondering why you’re so cute.”
  • “awe, shut up.”
  • “i was talking to myself in the mirror. but you too i guess.”
  • you can’t do anything without him popping up out of no where and back hugging you and it’s not gentle or anything he nearly squeezes the life out of you
  • and he does this weird little noise like ‘hmMMMMM’ while doing it and bursts into laughter as you let out a little gasp
  • has one of those big canon cameras and uses it to take pictures of you doing normal everyday things that aren’t even worthy of pictures
  • whenever he catches you looking at him he puckers his lips and gets close to your face to tease you
  • coincidentally one of these instances is also how you have your first kiss and he just freezes when you do it
  • “sorry hold up come back we’re not done here.” you start running as he chases after you laughing
  • when he checks himself in the mirror or on his phone you always walk by and whistle
  • “WHO’S THAT HANDSOME GUY!” and he just laughs and pulls you close to him
  • everywhere you go in public he’s holding your hand and refuses to let go even if his hand gets sweaty because he’s just THAT type of guy
  • sometimes he’ll raise it to his lips and press a kiss and you’re like stop…omg…please…thats so cute
  • you know those little dolls he has that don’t have a face and have joints you can move? sometimes he uses those to communicate with you
  • “hey”
  • “what”
  • “hyunjin wants a kiss” and you just shove the doll away and keep reading your phone
  • whenever you’re focused on something he just comes up and rests his chin on your head and you’re like no ow please stop and he pretends he can’t hear you
  • LOVES teasing you and being playfully mean with you!! he loves seeing you get flustered and stutter on your words because you can’t come up with a witty enough reply
  • will pinch at your cheeks for the same purpose
  • but if you get too frustrated he backs off immediately and ruffles your hair until you calm down a little
  • he’s a big flirt too his pick up lines are so ugly but your heart still flutters and you hate it
  • “are you a magician? because when i look at you everyone else disappears.” and you just groan and cover your face trying to hide the embarrassment while he winks and smirks at you
  • the only issue between the two of you is the fact he has a hard time accepting his own emotions and conveying them
  • you want him to know your relationship isn’t just all fluff and games, he’s someone you care about and want him to be open with you and every time you tell him he just bites his lip and nods
  • sometimes you can feel it, you can just feel the sadness and stress in his heart but he won’t admit it or tell you
  • “you okay hyunjin?”
  • “yeah i’m fine baby,” and he gives you a big thumbs up and smile but you know that’s just not the case
  • it can lead to arguments between you because if he can’t be honest about that then what else can he avoid being honest about
  • but at the end of the day you both still love each other and he’s aware he has to work through it
  • everyone else’s approval does not matter if it’s not yours
  • he just wants you to be happy and proud of him and it feels like he’s on top of the world when you are
  • remember hyunjin is an only child? yeah you can really tell
  • sometimes he just really can’t agree with what you want and he really wants to but because he’s been so used to his own way and getting what he wants since he was young it’s hard
  • “hyunjin, you don’t have to agree. you’ve been thinking on it for a while.”
  • “no, it’s fine. really. you should make choices too. i trust you. i’m happy to agree with you.”
  • tries to get you to do dances with him but it just does’t work out but he loves you for trying
  • that little dance felix and hyunjin do where felix moves his body to hyunjin’s hand movements? he tries that with you
  • but you can’t even balance yourself while trying
  • sometimes he’s just too exhausted from practice and after his showers he collapses onto the bed and groans and complains about how tired he is
  • and you pick up the towel he left on the door because his hair is soaking and sit next to him and start drying his hair while listening to him and nodding or occasionally saying “mhm”
  • it means the world to him and the moment you first do this he realizes he loves you
  • and he wants to tell you so bad but for some reason saying it makes him so vulnerable
  • it bubbles inside of him for weeks
  • and then two months
  • until one day while you’re about to sleep he grabs your hands and pulls you closer to him and looks you in the eyes
  • and his breathing is weird and shallow because he’s nervous but he has to do it
  • “hyunjin are you okay sweetie? you’re being weird.”
  • “i love you.”
  • and his heart is beating so fast because you’re just staring at him wide eyed and he thinks you aren’t going to say it back
  • why are you taking so long
  • he swallows and he can feel his heart sink because you’re taking so long
  • until you reach up and kiss the tip of his nose
  • “i love you too.”
  • you both love playing games together but he never goes easy on you. ever
  • hyunjin is seriously so competitive it’s actually kind of scary
  • “baby can you please go easy on me you’ve won like 4 times and i don’t have anymore money to bet.”
  • “sucks to suck nerd,” he sticks his tongue out and shrugs “you can still pay me in kisses!”
  • he’s used to you stealing all his hoodies and wearing them
  • and he secretly really likes it when he gets it back and it smells like you
  • when he leaves for trips or isn’t at home he texts you constantly
  • “i miss you. everyone is boring. i would trade felix in to get money to fly back and see you. maybe chan too.”
  • “please don’t do that.”
  • “only because you said so.”
  • hyunjin is extremely critical of himself but meeting you makes him easier on himself and trusting of himself
  • sometimes his friends wonder why and although he could never say it aloud he knows deep down its because if you like him, then he has nothing to dislike about himself
  • he thanks the universe for letting you find love with someone like him who makes you struggle and put up with his little antics but still loving them entirely
  • and he hopes he can do the same for you

mommas-wombats  asked:

"I can't do this" for Ladrien?

OMG! Look at what I am finally getting back around to finishing!!! (You guys thought I had given up hadn’t you. Mwahahahaha. Be prepared for all the prompt responses. I will finish them all! 

Anyways- here is some Ladrien ^_~ 




It was a surreal experience to be sitting next to Ladybug on the upper ledge of Notre Dame, staring out at the Sunset.

Not the sitting part itself- they did that at least once a week in this very spot, (her favorite). No, the surreal part was that it wasn’t Chat Noir, hero to the helpless and Catsanova extraordinaire- (her words),  but regular old Adrien Agreste, sitting together with her, at their spot, trying to pretend that he wasn’t having to use every ounce of restraint not to fall into usual habits and give himself away.

Something was clearly wrong. She was too quiet. Her usual spark seemed to be dampened by whatever was troubling her.

If he were transformed he would probably be curled up in her lap, letting her fuss with his hair while he told terrible jokes that always managed to pull a smile from her, no matter how hard she tried to bite it back.

As Adrien however, he simple had to wait.

“You’re probably wondering why I brought you up here,” she said softly.

He nodded, not fully trusting himself to speak.

“I needed to talk to someone about things, and even though I know we don’t know each other very well, I feel like I can trust you. Can I trust you?” She turned to look at him, her eyes wide and full of a sort of longing that made him feel humbled.

“Of course,” he said, his voice more raspy than he intended, “anything you need.”

She smiled, though it seemed a little forced and turned to look back out at the fading sunset. Still at a loss as to what exactly he was supposed to do, Adrien reached up and patted her gingerly on the top of her head. Ladybug froze at the touch, and Adrien briefly considered just jumping off the edge of the roof and putting himself out of his socially awkward misery.

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Teaching Newt How To Cook Would Include...

**Gif not mine**

Request:  Could you do a newt x reader where the reader tries to teach newt how to cook/bake? - Anon

I wasn’t sure how to fit this into an imagine, so I made headcanons instead!


  • Lots and lots of small burns in the beginning but you heal them with ease
  • Him being very thankful for it
  • Having to teach him what each knife is for
  • “No, Newt, that’s not a butter knife.  That’s a meat cleaver.”
  • “That makes a lot more sense.”
  • Queenie sometimes coming over to help
  • Making strudel with Queenie
  • Strudel being the first successful pastry Newt can bake
  • Sometimes Newt accidentally makes poisonous concoctions
  • The two of you being cute nerds and pouring magical potions onto muggle food to see what happens
  • E x p l o s i o n s
  • Pickett being very interested in what you two are doing but also kind of concerned
  • “WHAT’S HAPPENING TO THE POT!?”
  • “Newt, it’s just boiling.  Calm down.”
  • He once made the mistake of wrapping his arms around you from behind while he was watching you at the stove and caused you to burn your wrist pretty badly
  • Newt feels so bad about it for nearly a week
  • Having to remind him multiple times that you were okay and it was fine
  • Food fights
  • Having to check the Niffler’s habitat to retrieve stolen silverware
  • Jacob helps Newt with pastries and occasionally puts some in his shop
  • Newt becoming mediocre with cooking but pretty good at baking
  • He definitely prefers to bake, which explains the pile of cupcakes, cakes, cinnamon rolls, and muffins
  • You feed leftovers to the creatures
  • On your birthday, Newt, Jacob, and Queenie joined forces to bake you the most extravagant and delicous cake ever
  • It was all Newt’s idea
  • Now Newt helps you a lot when cooking meals
  • Always having some sort of treat to look forward to
  • Newt’s mother being utterly thrilled you taught her son how to cook
  • Since your father is a muggle, you know what Twitter is, so when you and Newt have cooking fails you’ll tweet Gordon Ramsay a photo of it.
  • (If you haven’t seen Gordon Ramsay’s Twitter it’s the funniest thing ever)

Please let me know what you thought of it!

2-many-plot-twists  asked:

54. “I don’t hate you. I could never hate you. That’s the problem.” With Bakudeku! Can't wait to see how you write this one.

The common room had emptied out around an hour ago. The calming chatter of his fellow classmates had lured Izuku into a false sense of security, allowing him to slip into his combat notes to ignore the world around him.

So, when he looked up to see that only he and Katsuki Bakugou remained, Izuku had been startled.

“You just now realized everyone else left, Deku? What kind of hero ignores his surroundings, shit nerd,” Katsuki commented, clearly seeing the bewildered look on Izuku’s face.

“Oh … um … sorry Kacchan, I’ll just … um … go,” Izuku cringed at his own flustered tone. Katsuki could always fluster him, regardless of what he was doing.

“Nobody said you had to leave, Deku. It’s the common area,” Katsuki responded, looking at the book in his hand. Izuku paused, knowing that a few months ago a situation like this would have been impossible.

“O-okay, Kacchan,” Izuku’s gaze flickered between Katsuki and the combat notes before finally settling back on the notes. Knowing that he was alone with Katsuki, Izuku knew he wouldn’t be able to focus. He never could if Katsuki was around.

“Oi, what are you hunched over anyway?” Katsuki asked, glaring down at the blue notebook in Izuku’s hand.

“Just some notes from combat training,” Izuku turned the notebook around to show Katsuki. The expression on the other grew serious, his eyes scanning Izuku’s work before clicking his tongue.

“Not bad, but you missed a few things,” Katsuki provided, but turned away and back to his own work before Izuku could question him further. Izuku could feel the strong frown on his face, but he returned to his own notes. He was able to focus for about ten more minutes before the inner pressure to talk to Katsuki grew to be too much. If either of them was going to get any work done, Izuku would have to leave.

He packed up his scattered things as quickly and quietly as possible, not wanting to disturb Katsuki again. Izuku stood, shouldering his backpack.

“Hey! I said you didn’t have to leave, nerd!” Katsuki growled, annoyance abundantly clear.

“It’s okay, Kacchan. We’ll both be able to focus better if I’m not around,” Izuku shrugged, already heading for the elevator.

“What did you say?” Izuku had been expecting Katsuki’s voice to be loud and angry as always, but he was startled by how quietly he spoke.

“I’m just having a hard time focusing, Kacchan. So, I’ll head up to my room and give you some space,” Izuku tried again, hitting the elevator button. Izuku watched the numbers descend, jumping when he noticed Katsuki out of the corner of his eye. “Kacchan, just because I’m leaving doesn’t mean that you-”

“Like hell I’m sitting in the common room alone, Deku,” Katsuki grumbled, lazily holding the one book he had been reading.

“Oh,” Izuku said dumbly.

The two stepped into the elevator, Izuku softly pressing the button to the second floor then stepping aside, expecting Katsuki to shove his finger over the fourth floor button, however Katsuki just moved to the side, glaring at the far wall like he had something on his mind. Izuku looked from the buttons to Katsuki, silently asking the simple question. The doors slowly slid closed and Izuku raised a brow, calmly thinking the situation through. Katsuki had remained in the common area with Izuku even after everyone had left, and Katsuki’s book wasn’t for class. Then, when Izuku had gone to leave, Katsuki follow, but why hadn’t he pressed his floor button?

“Kacchan,” Izuku dared to hope, “do … you want to hang out?”

Katsuki bristled instantly, clicking his tongue in frustration but still did not meet Izuku’s gaze. He crossed his arms, the two feeling the elevator begin to move.

“Tch, figured it would be easier to explain your combat to you since you’re shit at analyzing your own technique,” Katsuki stated.

“T-that would be great, Kacchan! But, why? You hate me,” Izuku was excited, but also equally confused. Katsuki wanted to spend time with him, not fighting!

Izuku’s body lurched when the elevator came to a sudden stop, Katsuki’s finger letting go of the emergency stop button. The elevator groaned while it adjusted itself between the two floors, and the regular lights were replaced with dim emergency ones.

“Kacchan?” had Izuku messed something up?

“What the hell, Deku?” Katsuki asked.

“Huh?”

“I don’t hate you,” Katsuki growled, angrily shoving a hand through his hair. “I could never hate you. That’s the problem!” He was shouting now.

“What problem?” Izuku asked, confusion clear in his voice.

“I should hate you! I’ve tried so hard to hate you, for years!” Katsuki took a few deep breaths, his voice ringing in the metal box. His shoulders slumped, eyes looking at Izuku like he was on the verge of tears. “I’m fucking exhausted with trying to hate you.”

“Then … don’t,” Izuku began. “Stop trying, and maybe we can start back from the beginning.” Izuku smiled, calm and light. Katsuki exhaled, then looked up at the ceiling of the elevator.

“Yeah … yeah, okay,” Katsuki reached out and pressed the button again. When the doors opened revealing the second floor, Izuku walked out but paused, seeing Katsuki still standing in the elevator.

“I thought you were going to help me with my combat notes?” Izuku asked, a teasing smile on his face.

Katsuki smiled back.

goddess-of-graphite  asked:

R&D Uchiha AU - headcanon that Obito was a different kind of nerd than the rest of the Uchiha so he couldn't find his niche, and he was just. SO. MAD. that someone like Kakashi could make his own jutsu like - "oh yeah, I've been working on this in my down time, it's a super-powerful one-hit kill technique." BAKASHI. NO. INVENTING COOL JUTSU IS SUPPOSED TO BE AN UCHIHA'S SCHTICK. But everything Obito comes up with is weird or unfeasible. My poor sad bby.

Given how Obito was in canon, I can see this actually being a thing. Maybe Obito isn’t good at inventing jutsus, but he’s one of the few Uchiha who’s able to actually use them in a fight because of his penchant for Xanatos Speed Chess the the ability to alter and recombine jutsus on the fly. He can’t create anything new, but give him a slightly wonky Katon jutsu, a half-powered Raiton, and a sluggish Doton and throw him into a dangerous situation, and suddenly you’ve got a volcano erupting underneath your feet and no idea how the fuck it happened. 

anonymous asked:

Seriously, a plus size superhero makes no sense, especially a girl, they'd be slow and useless! Also none of the guys on Legends or any other superhero show would want them as a love interest because they're fat. You can argue all you want but its a fact.

OK, I’m taking this off private now because its getting crazy and I want more opinions.  All I said was I wanted to see more plus size characters on shows, especially superhero shows since I enjoy them, but I don’t want just stereotypical plus size characters, particularly women.  Legends I brought up because they have a character leaving and I think a plus size female superhero character would be AMAZING.  They wouldn’t be ‘slow’ or ‘useless’ as you say.  I am plus size and lift weights and can do all kinds of things that I see in Legends and other shows, and there are 1000s of others who are plus size who could too. So that is ridiculous and cruel to think that just because someone is big makes them useless.

Also, I know plenty of plus size women (including myself) that do just fine with people who they are attracted to.  I’m married to someone I think is hot and he sees me as attractive even if I’m fat.  So any character on a tv show can be the same if the writers make them.  If a woman on Legends was plus size, liked science and nerd stuff I really think Ray wouldn’t give a shit about her size.  If she was a good drinker and could punch as hard as Mick he would want her even if she had a few extra pounds on her.  And Jax would probably love someone no matter what as long as they were kind and funny and really adored him back.  There is no reason that a plus size character shouldn’t be on a superhero show and also shouldn’t have a love interest if it makes sense so I’m just going to say your wrong and bid you good day, this is the last message I’m answering of yours.

Requested: Yandere EXO you Asking Them to Prom

WARNING(PLEASE READ): This is a Yandere reaction! Therefore it can be uncomfortable for some to read which is perfectly okay. What isn’t okay is messaging me to complain about this when I have warned you. I love you babies <3 (I never went to prom babies, but I hope I did this nicely :3 )

Chanyeol:

You two were sitting in the library together studying. You were best friends and did everything together in high school. Although, he was very attractive and popular with girls he still liked hanging out with the most. He always turned down girls that were way prettier for you which confused you completely. You let out a loud sigh when a girl screamed loudly about being asked to prom by her boyfriend in the cutest way.

“It’s just a stupid dance.” You complained going back to your work. 

“You don’t want to go (Y/N)?” He asked looking at you with a curious look in his eyes. He really wanted to go with the girl that stole his heart, but he couldn’t tell you. He was afraid.

“I mean…if it was with a friend I guess it wouldn’t be so bad.” You explained tapping your pen on your book. You wanted to go so bad, but nobody would ask a nerd like you. 

“Chanyeol…would you want to go with me to prom?” You asked stuttering out the words. You didn’t realize how nervous you were to asking a friend to prom, but he was handsome and kind to you.

Chanyeol looked at you a blush spreading along his cheeks and he nodded. “Yes! Let’s go together! It will be the perfect night. I can’t wait to see your dress. Should we go dress shopping now?” He asked excited the girl he loved just asked him to prom.

 He was determined to make the night perfect, so he can show his undying love to you. You were his date, but more importantly you would be his girlfriend by the end of the night. He would make sure of it.  

Baekhyun: 

You and him being good friends you confined in each other about everything. All the girls really loved how cute he was even though, he was popular because of cute and kind he was he always was right next to you. 

During lunch Baekhyun ran over to you terrified of something. “(Y/N)!” He screamed down the hall while running and hid behind you. The most popular girl of school with her groupies walked over to you two. She gave you a glare then shot a cute look towards Baekhyun’s way. He was trembling behind you shaking your lunch tray in your hands. 

“What’s going on?” You asked looking at him then the girls.

“Nothing. I asked him to prom, and he didn’t say anything.” She slammed her heel on the tile causing other people’s attention. 

“Come on Bae sweetie we need to pick out your tux.” She winked with her hand out. Baekhyun stayed behind you shaking his head.

You let out a sigh speaking up. “Actually Baekhyun is going to prom with me.” 

Baekhyun shot a surprised look at you then smiled wrapping his arm around yours. “That’s right! Me and (Y/N) are going to prom!” He was relieved and very happy that the girl he actually loved and wanted to go to prom with him said  she was going with him. 

The girl huffed pushing your lunch tray to make your lunch get all over your nice shirt then walked away. You sighed wiping off your shirt while Baekhyun stood there with a big grin on his face.

“Are we really going to prom together?” He asked excitedly. 

“Yes. Now can you get me some napkins.” Before you could protest Baekhyun wrapped his arms around you holding you tightly. “I’m so excited to go with you (Y/N)! I will make sure the night is amazing. Trust me!” He gave you a kiss on your cheek. He was so excited. The love of his life was going to be his date, and after that night he was going to marry you. 

Kai: 

As one of the sexiest guys at school. Every girl wanted to be his girlfriend and especially his date for prom. You two were sort of friends privately since you couldn’t get around the large crowd of girls usually. It was the same as any other day meeting at your usual hidden spot away from the girls. He always had to put up some kind of hood to keep the girls from crowding around him; he let out a long sigh sitting next to you on the couch in the corner of the library. 

“This prom thing is killing me. I have been asked by ten girls today.” He ran fingers through his hair.

“Well you know you could go with someone who actually cares about you.” You explained drawing on your notebook.

He looked at you then his eyes widened. “Are you saying you want to go with me?” 

“What? Well I mean if you want to.” You mumbled fidgeting with your pencil now.

“I would love to, but you have to ask me properly (Y/N).” A smirk appeared on his lips.

You set down your pencil and notebook turning to Kai. “Would you like to go to prom with me.” 

Kai smiled putting his hands on your cheeks giving you a kiss on your lips. “I would love to (Y/N)!” He was so happy that he could finally give the girl he couldn’t stop obsessing over the love she deserved. 

Junmyeon(Suho):

Junmyeon was a good student and one of the top of his class, he was your friend after having an assignment together. You two usually had lunch together and hung out after school. One day while eating lunch together at your usual table you glanced at a few girls showing off their dresses on their phone.

“Do you have a dress (Y/N)?” Junmyeon asked with curiosity in his eyes. 

You choked on your food taking a gulp of water quickly. “No, I didn’t really think about going.” 

“Yeah, I’m not going either. I have no one to go with.” He sighed picking at his food.

You smiled then bit your bottom lip nervously. “Will you go with me?” You asked quickly.

It took a while for Junmyeon to process your words, but when he fully took them in he had the biggest smile on his face. He usually only cared about his grades until he met you. He loved you more, and he only saw a future with you. 

“Yes, I will go with you. Should we get a dress for you? I bet I could find you a really nice dress.” He smiled. 

Sehun:

Although he was young he was popular with the girls at the school. He became really good friends with you. You both did everything together, and he was always by your side despite the jealous looks you got from the other girls. You two were sitting in class together studying for exams when one the girls started to cry complaining about her dress for prom. You shook your head putting in a pair of headphones, so you didn’t need to here senseless complaining. 

“There are more things to worry about in this world.” You mumbled under your breath.

Sehun pulled out one of your headphones gently. 

Xiumin(Minseok): 

He was loved by everyone because of his cute personality, but he wanted to seem more than just adorable to you. You two were walking together home; the store down the road was opening up for prom season. You stopped looking at the beautiful dress on display.

“Do you want it?” He asked standing next to you.

“No, I don’t have anyone to go with anyway.” You exclaimed looking down at your feet.

“That’s a shame. It would have looked amazing on you.” He stuffed his hands in his pants pockets looking at the dress.

“Do you want to go with me?” You lifted your head to look at Minseok. He smiled big at you and nodded taking your hand into his.

“Yes! I would love to, and since we are going together. We better buy you that dress!” He pulled you into the store. He couldn’t wait to see you in the dress, but he really wanted to see you in your wedding dress instead. 


Yixing(Lay): 

Another one the sexiest guys at school who was wanted by every girl. He was kind, funny, and was one of your good friends when he wasn’t surrounded by girls. You two were sitting in class on the floor working on assignment since it was one of the special work on what and where you want days. 

“Do you ever wear dresses (Y/N)?” He asked looking at you in your jeans and t-shirt. 

You shook your head. “I don’t look good in dresses.”

 “I bet you would look great in a dress especially a prom dress.” He laughed with a wink.

“I’m not going to prom unless you want to go with me.” You look up from your work to see his expression.

He tried to play it cool looking away thinking, but he couldn’t keep the smile off his face which he tried to hide with his hand. “I wouldn’t mind going with you (Y/N), but you have to wear a dress.” He joked even though he was ecstatic to finally have you around his arm. He wanted to make you his for a long time and this was his chance. 

Kyungsoo: 

You and him were good friends, and he was the best athlete of the school. You were sitting in the gym watching him practice when he walked over to you during the break. He looked so hot covered in sweat. You blushed looking at your book to keep from staring. 

“All the guys are talking about who they are going to ask for prom.” Kyungsoo looked at you reading your book.

You lifted your head from your book to look at Kyungsoo. “Have you thought about who you are going to go with?” 

He bit his lip thinking. “There is someone.” 

“Oh well I guess I won’t ask you then.” You said a bit of sadness in your tone.

He leaned down to look into your eyes. “You really want to go with me?” 

You nodded looking at him and inhaled in quickly waiting for rejection.

Kyungsoo smiled. “Of course I will go with you (Y/N).” He was so excited to finally have the one girl he had been wanting to be with forever. He took your hand in his smiling.

“Text me tonight. We will talk about the rest of the details.” He went back to practice with the biggest smile on his face. 

Chen:

He was a good friend of yours and you both loved spending time with each other. He had more than feelings for you. He wanted to be your husband and be by your side forever. He wasn’t sure how to get his feelings out towards you though. You two were sitting in class when your friend went up to you asking if you were going to prom. You told her you weren’t sure; your eyes wandered to Chen who talking with his friends and eavesdropping on the conversation. He wanted to ask you so badly, but he was scared of what he would do if you rejected him. 

The bell rang as your friend left the classroom and Chen turned to you. “So, are you really not going to prom?” 

You shook your head thinking. “I would if it was you.” 

A goofy smile appeared on his face. “You want to go with me? Like you are asking me?” 

You laughed a bit. “Technically you just asked me but yes I will go with you!” 


anonymous asked:

Hello, this may be a stupid question, i hope you don't mind. I really love your A:tla metas (honestly,they are so well phrased and in-depth) and if you have time or interest to answer, i'd love to know if you have any thought about this: in which Hogwarts houses would you sort the Gaang?

Haha, thank you Anon, that’s very kind of you to say.

And it’s absolutely not a stupid question, it’s fun, crossovers and speculation and what ifs are fun and that’s the whole point of fandom, you know?

I actually never thought about it, but, why not, let’s give it a try, the Gaang in Hogwarts houses, by someone who, somehow*, actually managed to reduce the content of Harry Potter in their brain below 3%:

Aang: Gryffindor. Aang’s entire character motivation was that he needs to prove himself as the Avatar. All the work he did, and the kid did a lot of work, was in order to prove to himself, and to the world, that he is worthy of the Avatar title. Shame all this got cast aside from Book 3 onwards, but what can you do. Add to that the fact that he loves attention, loves to show off, and yeah, Gryffindor all the way.

Katara: Slytherin. I said before that Katara’s a Discworld Witch™, and by definition all Discworld Witches are Slytherins. But, to elaborate, she is the single most ambitious person in the Gaang, she is absolutely certain of herself, at least until Book 3 throws all established characterization under the bus, and is extremely… flexible when it comes to what means she will use to get what she wants. She loves fighting, yes, but ultimately she recognizes that it is a tool to use, not a goal to achieve.

Sokka: Hufflepuff. Ok, I was torn here. On one hand, Sokka’s smart, and like, the biggest Nerd™ in the Atla-verse, so I can see him benefiting greatly from being surrounded by other nerds, but ultimately, everything Sokka ever did was in order to protect the ones he loves, and that runs far deeper than any affinity for tinkering.

Zuko: Hufflepuff. Listen, “You can’t sacrifice an entire division like that! Those soldiers love and defend our nation! How can you betray them?” listen, “We’ve created an era of fear in the world. And if we don’t want the world to destroy itself, we need to replace it with an era of peace and kindness.” listen”An idealist with a pure heart, and unquestionable honor.” He works so hard and everything he ever did was for love and loyalty. Everything. Like I could be convinced that the others could go elsewhere, but Zuko is 100% Hufflepuff.

Toph: Gryffindor. Look, a pro wrestler earthbender with a special, deeply-rooted disdain for authority, until that nonsense in Lok, at least, cannot be anything but.

Suki: Hufflepuff/Gryffindor. I honestly don’t think we have enough of Suki’s personality, morals, beliefs, and so on for me to make more than a ‘meh’ guess, but considering her dedication to the the Kiyoshi Warriors and their lifestyle, I’d put her sooner in Hufflepuff than Gryffindor.

So basically, what I got out of this is that in a Hogwarts!AU Katara and Azula would be roommates and I need that fic, like, yesterday.

*Read Discworld people, it’s a cure all.

Steve Harrington

I was thinking about all of the inner dailogue I see about Billy–about his hurt and anger.

But Steve has been through so much, too. Maybe because he’s quieter about it, it’s easier to focus on Billy? I contemplate what kind of inner dialogue Steve would have about having his heart ripped out by Nancy, only to be picked up and scotch-taped shittily back together by a group of middle school nerds, who he wouldn’t have gone near had it not been for her. 

I wonder what he would think, lying awake at night because he can’t sleep. The monsters are so much more real in his sleep. What would he think about? Would he let himself dwell on the Upside Down, or in Steve-fashion, would he divert to more positive thoughts?

Does he keep his bat beneath his bed, just in case?

Does he think about his parents? How sucky he is at writing essays? How he could definitely ask for help, but everything in his life is so fucked up. He just wants to be okay and not need help for once. It’s why he loves protecting the kids. He has a purpose–something that hadn’t been there before. College could be a flop, considering how much he struggled with high school. 

Swinging and crushing the demodog with his bat had been the most okay he had felt, even before he knew about the Upside Down. Which is why the police academy is so much more reasonable or true to him than going to some four year, book-drowning, essay-writing school. He’d rather protect people, even people he doesn’t know, than read another Shakespeare play.

Which is also why he becomes fierce, has that fire in his eyes when he does find out that Neil beats on Billy. That’s when the pieces of the puzzle that is Billy Hargrove fall together, a giant mess, but a collected mess. 

And I think that’s when Billy truly sees King Steve. He’s a protector, and he doesn’t care if him and Billy have a rocky, not-even-friends relationship. Because Billy might be aggressive, but no one deserved that (which is funny because, hello, the Byers’ house). But then that even explains the fight at the house. It explains why Billy flinches if someone claps him on the back during a game. It explains why he’s rough edged and offensive before defensive.


And eventually, Billy takes Steve’s scotch-taped heart and adds his own.


This definitely was supposed to be a short post.


Welp.

Thinking about how Poe Dameron, and Rey smile, and look at each other makes me feel good about things after they tussle with Skywalker Mystery Twin antics. They have such immediate fondness for each other over BB-8 and being Pilot Nerds

Full of fire and intent to do good at all costs, because it’s what feels RIGHT, not always thinking but always facing the light. I geeked.

Watching Rose Tico try, and step into a new story for and with someone she admires, because she knows loss needs to end; seeing her become a hero with confidence enough to kiss him.

Finn learning that in war there CAN be love of every kind, finding a cause in PEOPLE, and that he can look with new eyes at the universe and how things seem. They were a really solid moulding of modern issues, and an honest joy.

Maybe it wasn’t all terrible, and tragic.

Dating Jungkook

Would include:

- *shy kook running away*

- him being really really REALLY shy at first

- not because you’re a girl but because it’s you and hes not sure how to act around you

- you being at first the one whos taking an initiative

- you trying to flirt but unsuccessfully

- him trying to flirt but unsuccessfully

- him slowly opening up to you

- you would know when hes fully open by his dumbest meme face right in front of yours rly

- him exchanging his contacts with you

- him never messaging to you

- you being the first to text him something 

- him being the type of person who reads your message but because hes just thinking too much he would think rly too much and answer you just after 10 hours with simple “hi”

- him always overthinking about everything

- him just wanting to go outside with you and members but they ship you two too hard so you are unexpectedly alone 

- strange atmosphere disappearing after some dumb thing what one of you does or says

- nerdy convos

- convos about movies series animes  

- you changing into nerd if you werent one before and falling in love with things which he loves

- you falling in love with jungkook in speed of 0,0000000000001 if you already were nerd as him

- first date would literally be just walking and talking about things what you two love

- this kind of dates when youre just together and enjoying each others presence

- movie dates

- sporty dates

- like rly so much sports

- him always being behind you when youre sporting just to see your ass

- sometimes he would unexpectadly touch it and you r like ??? ¿ ¿ ¿???

- “i just… i think you had mud there… yeah… ye”

- you actually doing the same bcs  you just need to have that holy view in front of you

- you always touching his thighs when you can

- him flexing his thigh muscles while youre touching him with some meme faces

- you being always jealous bcs whenever wherever you are going everyone knows him and so many girls wants to have a selca with him 

- you being understanding girlfriend but inside a bitch which is possessive af

- you always showing to your rivals that hes yours and you are always having that look on your face “DONT FUCKING TOUCH OKAY??? ^^”

- him having fun while youre like this

- him really liking it

- him being actually the same overprotective smug guy when its about you

- him really hating to see any possible guy around you

- “i know that hes your friend but… how many times a guy best friend in reality just wanted to date the girl huh?”

- his bunny teeth

- wrinkles around his eyes when he smiles

- bright big smiles

- his cute boyish giggling

- his cute dorky gigling while hes doing something strange

- you being always an offended potato bcs damn his smile is so beautiful why is he emo all the time just why

- him trying to cook for you something

- him always serving you some ramyun or cola with pizza from nearest pizzeria

- him coming home very late at night

- you being always worried for his health but proud nearly as mum bcs you love your boy so much

- him showering at home but then going to practise some more

- you quietly listening to his voice at night while hes covering his favourite songs

- you preparing for him tea with honey and leaving it next to door like some special kooks secret pixie 

- him kissing you on head when youre already sleeping with quiet thanks

- him singing you lullabies when he thinks that you cant hear him

- you waking up sooner then him just to prepare for him his favourite breakfast

- you always realizing that you woke up just too early and going to sleep again

- him being always late so he never eats your breakfast

- him realizing that only when hes on his way

- “im sorry i didnt eat the breakfast you made for me, but you can leave it for later… we can eat it together… if you want” 

- him being very observant about your mood

- sometimes you two lying on bed questioning life and being bored af just doing some strange noises

- like when youre bored you can expect from him anything

- “yoooooooooooooooooo.. hgdfjguzgZTDTDRgviughluiGHZgbGZGgzgzzuigkjh”

- you speaking with each other in your own language

- him being observant when you’re sad he would just sit near you and wait until you will tell him everything

- him becoming touchy just after some time so expect a lot of touches on your butt its like guaranteed

- backhugging you when you need it the most

- backhugging you when he needs it the most

- backhugging you just because he loves it just the same as you

- there would be just so many unexpected hugs

- you would be just standing somewhere and he would run to you hug you and run away

- sometimes even lifting you up when hugs 

- you tickling him when he does that so you both end up rolling on the floor and playing with each other

- but it wouldnt be the cute scene from some movie no no

- your playing is 3 WW, its Tekken, its Mortal Combat, its the battle for your honour and respect

-  you would fight sometimes so hard that you will break a few a lot things at home but then just laugh at it and continue to fight

- everything what you will do together would be like some challange

- him looking at you very often like challanging for something like even in who will blink more times in one minute

- you sometimes wanting to beat him

- him suddenly changing your playing into some make out sesion

- him lifting you up and caring in the middle of the room while kissing just to make you feel his muscles

- collar bone kisses

- jaw line kisses

- you kissing his nose and telling how pretty it is bcs you knows that hes kinda struggeling with it

- long kissing until youre out of breath

- him sometimes giggling in the middle of this make out session because your touch is just too tickling for him

- your make out session changing back into some fight again

- you sometimes dont understand if you are more friends or lovers

- him making you forget about such thoughts with single touch on your waist or word into your ear

- “im still just a boy but… for you i want to be a man okay”


Dating Jungkook | Seokjin | Yoongi | Hoseok | Namjoon | Jimin | Taehyung

Master list

what lovers do

prompt: #18 “can you kiss me, please, my ex is right over there.”

pairing: collegestudent!chris beck x librarian!reader

warnings: fluff, playful chris beck

a/n: hello fsjdf i’m here with another writing challenge lmao enjoy! ps: i love my soft space boy

optional: you can listen to this while you are reading


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Flower Boy (Im Jaebum)

Originally posted by jehbum


“You look like the kind of person who’d sharpen knives or scuba dive in their free time.”

“Two things that have no relevance to my life.”

Word Count: 1,292

Genre:  Fluff, Comedy

Warnings: Drinking, Smoking, (at some point) Language.

A/N:

I know what you’re thinking, here she goes again with another flower shop AU well fight me I love flowers. I’m sorry if you do not fit the description of the reader I described but it is hard to describe each and one of you. Yes I do love looking at the meanings of flowers and using them to piss people off passive-aggressively and it may be an ongoing thing. This will have a part two so keep watching for that if you like. Thank you for reading and enjoy! <3

What he Looks Like: (x)

At first glance, you weren’t very intimidating. Okay, so you weren’t intimidating at all. Soft hair, petite and the way you dressed didn’t particularly contradict that image. Out of all your co-workers from the tattoo parlor, you by far partied the most, drinking and smoking until the sun rose the following morning. The tattoo parlor you worked at was one of the best in Seoul and a well-known one at that.  People were often surprised to find you there, often assuming you’d gotten lost only to find that you are their tattoo artist. Later you know they will thank you a thousand times as they admire the new art inked on their bodies. A sort of satisfaction came with knowing that people wanted your beautiful artwork on them for the rest of their lives, knowing that they were very happy with you.

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SO Voltron Season 4 came out yesterday and I’m going to take a vERY LONG TIME analyzing it so sTRAP IN. ALSO SPOILERS <3

It was super short not gonna lie. I wish it were longer. 

I also wish we had more Keith moments. Like it’s kinda been all about Keith in previous seasons but he wasn’t even in the show in this season except for like 3 episodes. I love that he is training with the Blade of Malmora, but how did he even begin training with them and why? How did he get into that and what caused him to decide “yo gotta leave Voltron and become a full time Galra BOM member.” Was he getting too attached to Lance? Or was he too scared of being the leader? Or does he want more information about his mom (LIKE WE ALL DO)? And if you eVEN DARE to sacrifice yourself oNE MORE TIME I will actually beam myself into this show and shove you into Lance’s loving arms. Lance’s LoVeRbOy ARMS.

Lance being the loverboy, milking cows, and LOVING THEATRE was so pure this season. hOwEvEr I would have loved to have some more serious character development there. He kinda wasn’t in the show as much as I hoped and when he was he was being like uncharacteristically quiet; at least the times when they were strategizing and not planning the show. The show episode was wholesome Lance content and I appreciate it wholeheartedly. But how did Keith’s leaving affect him? The two were becoming buds and the show kinda uprooted that by making Keith leave on a BOM mission. How did Keith leaving affect everyone? It didn’t seem to affect Shiro much.

And here we have Shiro. Mister “Not My Shiro” Shiro. I still believe he is a clone. He wasn’t very excited to see Matt again even though they probably spent several years being best friends doing super dorky stuff. Shiro was making more rash decisions and going along with things the real Shiro wouldn’t have. Frankly I can tell why the other paladins don’t see it cause for a while there I didn’t see it either. He is very believable. And of course Matt wouldn’t see it because he has been stuck in space for like 5 years. 

Matt our nerdy, dorky, big brother of our favorite badass Pidge. Good lord that boy is a nerd. I love him to death and I think he stole the whole season. Which I’m simultaneously okay with and also really mad about. Because this season was kind of all about Matt and Pidge they neglected other characters. However much I love Matt and Pidge’s dynamic and how HAPPY SHE IS WITH HER BIG BROTHER, I was kinda hoping we could get more content from other characters. Pidge finding her family has been such a running thing in the show I feel like she’s gotten a lot of spotlight in the past (don’t get me wrong I love her with my whole being) but like I just really wish we could’ve seen more from others, like Hunk.

Man I love Hunk’s dynamic with Pidge. 10/10 ship Pidge and Hunk and there is not a 1 thing you can do about it. Maybe not romantically but their friendship gets me going. I wish we had more Hunk backstory other than him just being “The Funny One” LIKE IM KINDA MAD ABOUT THAT CAUSE WHILE HUNK IS HILARIOUS AND I LOVE HIM HE IS ALOS SUPER INTELLIGENT AND NOW THE VOLTRON COALITION WON’T SEE THAT BECAUSE HE’S JUST “THE FUNNY ONE.” Sorry I had to get that out cause it made me real mad. Future reference for next seasons MORE HUNK CONTENT PLEASE AND THANK YOU. 

Allura and Coran were great this season. HI AND THANK YOU FOR AN ENTIRE EPISODE BASED ON CORAN MAKING A REALLY STUPID DECISION AND GETTING A SQUIP TO TELL HIM HOW TO MAKE A GREAT SHOW. SO MUCH CORAN THIS SEASON I’M PLEASED. Also how Allura had to pretend to be Keith was great and all but like she is her own member of Voltron, and Keith is in the BOM now so they should tell people about him leaving. unLESS HE ISN’T LEAVING AND THIS WAS JUST A BLIP!!!

Also I feel like I should mention Lotor. I kind of love him not gonna lie. I love to hate him. But I also hate to love him. He was a jerk in the last season but he has some hARDCORE daddy issues. Like don’t you just hate it when your dad sends and entire army to kiLL YOU after he labelled you a FUGITIVE? Like I know Zuko had some daddy issues too but like at least his dad didn’t want to kill him. He just wanted HONOR. But if anyone ever wants to go over the parallels of Zuko and Lotor we can, also we can just analyze the whole of Avatar the Last Airbender in comparison to Voltron if you want. 

THEORIZING FOR FUTURE SEASONS: We have to get more backstory. I will fight for the backstories of Hunk and Lance and KEITH’S PARENTS. If Keith doesn’t come back I’ll fight someone. Lotor seems to be part of the crew now so can we have him being the spy getting Galra intel and then feeding it to the BOM members because frick if Lotor isn’t the good guy. Another thing, and I’d like some audience participation on this one, MORE KEITH AND LANCE *clap* MORE KEITH AND LANCE *clap* MORE KEITH AND LANCE *clap* *chant fades off into the distance* Thanks guys. 

ANYWAY all in all season 4 was a blessing just because it exists. Sure I have my hopes and wishes but there are parts that surpassed my expectations. Yeah there may have been parts that let me down but I am still extremely blessed to have even gotten it in the first place. Bless the writers of the show and every other crew member who made Voltron possible. I can’t wait to see what these sneaky f**ks have up there sleeves for next time 😂☺️