hes such an idiot smh

anonymous asked:

They are definitely ending up together. What I need to know is what this twist is. Why is Yousef sometimes a shady madafuka (I love him though but real talk)?

when is he shady though??? im pretty sure all of his shadiness has been explained lmao that boy is pure although he can be an idiot sometimes smh

sourpastels  asked:

ahhhh kaya i am reading through the au list and I'll probably send you a couple more prompts if that's cool? Buuut for now jerejean road trip au or friends with benefits au? bc i can not choose

thats so cool shannnon you dont even know how cool that is send me all the promts

SO FRIENDS W/ BENEFITS bc im feeling that okay 

  • it all starts one night when they get home from movie night/victory celebrations/random saturday evening with the team and are both slightly drunk and jeremy just slurrs “man i could use a blowjob right now” 
  • and they just,,,dont stop 
  • literally take all the tropes, its here 
  • “professor can i go to the bathroom?” “…Professor i need to go to the bathroom too.” (its a suspiciously long bathroom break)
  • oh look a broom closet how convenient 
  • *texts* [eggplant emoji] ? (only jeremy does that its beneath jeans honour)
  • until the fateful day where jean starts dating and calls it off 
  • (i originally had jeremy there but i feel like thats too predictable idek man)
  • (in lack of creativity for another OC right now) jean is with renee and the thing is, the thing is 
  • jeremy likes renee, he adores renee, she is nice and sweet and everything jean deserves
  • but he sees them together or he overhears jean talking to her on the phone 
  • and theres this knife in his chest that’s getting twisted everytime
  • and at first he thinks that its just because jean has someone know but he doesnt and he needs to date too
  • but after a few disastrous one night stands and dates he realizes that the problem is that jean has somebody that is not jeremy 
  • and jeremy just falls into a deep hole of “hell fucking no
  • ofc he sees that jean and renee are happy, things are good the way there are (well for everyone except him) so he sure as hell wont interfere
  • he isolates himself from jean and ditches team things 
  • one time at practice alvarez makes a good-natured joke about how jean and jeremy never sneak off together anymore (ofc they knew)
  • and jeremy shoots a deathglare and a sharp “thats none of your business” her way before leaving the court
  • jean is going crazy because he doesnt know whats wrong 
  • (he originally called it off because he was developing feelings and he thought that jeremy wouldnt want their thing to become like that and he didnt want to lose jeremy and n ow He s lo s I n ´g h i M??)
  • those poor unfortunate idiots smh 
  • they need someone to save them tbh 
  • AND GUESS WHO DOES 
  • our lord and saviour, renee walker 
  • she’s over for a weekend and she talks to laila about whats wrong with jeremy and laila explains the thing and renee understands 
  • and she sits jean down and talks facts with him 
  • biggest fucking heureka moment in the beans life 
  • and after dramatic developments, possibly a near death experience, lots of tears, a violent rainfall they get their happy end and they kiss and everyone is happy thanky you very much
  • this is the plot of 98389295 chickflicks 

send me a pairing/group/fandom and a setting!

anonymous asked:

I know i'm being pessimistic, but yousef looks a bit uninterested while talking to sana, he didn't even gives his usual heart eyes at her....

yeah i caught that, but i wouldn’t say uninterested though. she’s been giving him crazy mixed signals so i think he’s given up,,,,,,my idiot son smh