“Wait hold the fuck up,did he really just do that?”
“Excuse me,I’d like to have a word with you..”
“Would you like to get beat up?”
“I suggest you never do that to anyone again unless you want to regret it.”
“You have no decency..”
“Come here,I just want to…talk..”
“Oh my god,well it’s been fun Jagiya,but now you’re going to leave me for this guy,he clearly knows how to win peoples heart,the old sexually harassing them trick works every time. Oh well,I guess I just like to use tactics that aren’t very popular like asking them out on a date,and if they say yes then I take them out on said date,seeing if we have a mutual attraction and connection then asking for their phone number and taking it slow to make sure it’s what they want. Oh well.”
my brother is literally the most stupidest person i know. so my father told me that he is in the hospital because of his apendix, which is ok i mean better now than never right but my father also told me that he left the hospital because he doesnt want to be there and walked through the city, he “escaped” like three times lmao whats wrong with him
me, a Certified Asian-diaspora kid:
italy's eurovision song and clip makes me VERY uncomfortable because regardless of intent, it is still fetishising and homogenising Asian cultures and religions, and regardless of whether it is done ironically or unironically, we don't really need more white people doing that.
omg you fucking idiot, he's making FUN of white people for being racist?? it's irony??? Let me pull this 5000-word essay straight out of my anus, to show your dumb ass exactly why the song is really about WESTERNERS SPEAKING OVER ACTUAL PEOPLE OF COLOUR, because I have no sense of self-reflexivity!