hes so pleased with that fez

NCT 127 + Ten Reaction when their girlfriend leaves the wet towel on the bed (Quando a  namorada deles deixa a toalha molhada na cama)

Espero que goste hihihi

~Adm Rabbit~

Taeil: *Takes your towel for you without saying anything, but deep down he thinks is super annoying* // *Leva a sua toalha para você sem dizer nada, mas no fundo ele acha que isso é muito chato*

Originally posted by taei

Johnny: On the first week he relieved that, but the next week you found his underwear on your side of the bed, wet… // Na primeira semana ele relevou isso, mas na semana seguinte você encontrou as cuecas dele em seu lado da cama, molhadas…

Originally posted by nctuhohahyes

Taeyong: Ah, you left your towel in the bed again? I said this a thousand times, wet towels on the bed is unhygienic, you should pay attention to what I say! *He cleaned for you anyway* // Ah, você deixou sua toalha na cama de novo? Eu disse isso mil vezes, toalhas molhadas na cama é pouco higiênico, você deveria prestar atenção no que eu digo! *Ele limpou para você de qualquer jeito*

Originally posted by nctech

Yuta: *He left his towel there first, so who put the towels in their place was you* // *Ele deixou sua toalha lá primeiro, então quem colocou as toalhas em seu lugar foi você*

Originally posted by sour-satang

Ten: Ten doesn’t criticize you because he doesn’t think a towel in bed is a big deal after all he also makes mistakes // Ten não te critica porque ele não acha que uma toalha na cama é grande coisa afinal de contas ele também comete erros

Originally posted by cypher127

Doyoung: *He made a big drama because of the towel, but 1 hour later left the refrigerator open and who did the drama was you* Oh my God, you are so dramatic! // *Ele fez um grande drama por causa da toalha, mas 1 hora depois largou a geladeira aberta e quem fez o drama foi você* Ai meu Deus, você é tão dramática!

Originally posted by yoon-to-the-oh

Jaehyun: *He calmly took your towel away* Y/N Please don’t leave your towel on bed! // *Ele calmamente tirou sua toalha* S/N Por favor, não deixe sua toalha na cama!

Originally posted by nctful

WinWin:  He saw the towel on the bed, didn’t payed attention and ended up leaving there, when you came back you saw the towel and fought with him thinking it was his and he didn’t remember if it was his or yours. // Ele viu a toalha na cama não prestou atenção e acabou deixando lá, quando vocês voltaram você viu a toalha e brigou com ele pensando que era dele e ele não lembrava  se era dele ou sua.

Originally posted by 7thvelvet

Mark: *You ran out of the bathroom and asked Mark to put your towel in place for you and as the good guy he is, he did* // *Você saiu correndo do banheiro e pediu Mark para colocar sua toalha no lugar para você e como o bom rapaz ele é, ele fez*

Originally posted by nakamotens

Haechan: COF COF Did the miss saw what she left on MY bed hum? Take this out of here now before i call Taeyong hyung! // COF COF A senhorita viu o que ela deixou encima da MINHA cama hum? Tira isso daqui agora antes que eu ligue pro Taeyong hyung!

Originally posted by nctinfo

supernannygirl704things  asked:

Headcanons for Fez and Caroline please? How would you have gotten them back together?

Okay, so… you know how in season 8 is mentioned that Caroline was in therapy and got meds? Just like that, but instead of just going around wanting to sleep with her, I think Fez would had been more excited about the fact that they are seeing each other again after so many years.

Their breakup wasn’t actually bad once she understood he didn’t like her anymore, so I don’t think she woul actually have negative feelings against him, but it’s normal for him to still be a little scared about her situation since he never got to understand it in the first place.

My guess is that the first encounter at the Hub would be a big surprise, maybe he would sit down with her and talk a little and get this new information about her having therapy and meds. It would sound strange to him, but she would explain her mental illness and Fez may say something stupid,which leads me to Donna and Jackie pulling at his shirt’s collar and shutting him up because A) DANGER! and B) you just don’t say that.

But I think he would ask her out and she would say yes, anyway. Maybe they would start going out more and more, and he would notice that she has changed for good, she only has to take her meds when she needs it and old feelings will slowly burn out until new ones are the ones filling his heart.

Magic Circle

“Just put your lips together and blow.”


She nearly fumbled it the first time Hyde passed it to her, almost knocked the smoldering tip loose with her thumb and spilled it all out onto the floor. When she finally managed to get a hold of it, she slowly brought it her lips and took the tiniest breath imaginable.

There was a brief moment of derailment in the usual order of things when he took it back from her to demonstrate the proper way to inhale–long, slow, and steady–conscious as he did so of the peachy pink imprint of her lips on the end.

But when he handed it back to her again she was ready. Her outstretched hand formed a tight scissor-hold around it, and she bent forward hastily to meet it before the embers died out. Her eyelids fluttered shut as she inhaled, pulling herself upright again as she did so. For a second, she looked like the smoky, world-weary, femme fatale in an old Bogey flick. Then she coughed and spluttered and lost track of her limbs as first she made to cover her mouth with the hand that was still holding the joint (almost dropping it once again) then tried to give it back to Hyde before remembering what he’d taught her moments earlier and passing it awkwardly to Forman on her left.

“Welcome to the circle,” Hyde said and Fez clapped. She smiled back at them and fought to regain her breath.

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Master of the Mind

Summary: Bill Cipher has entered many minds in his time. They are essentially his playground. Still, he finds it surprising just how different his experiences between the Pines brothers are.


Bill Cipher was the undisputed master of the Mindscape.

He had known how to manipulate and bend the mind to his whims before most species were capable of sentient thought. He had been in hundreds of thousands of minds. He had tricked and played with the greatest of minds, and they had all knelt before him in defeat.

Stanford Filbrick Pines had been a special treat. Bill had seen him coming, known the part he could play, so he had made absolutely sure that his arrival in Gravity Falls would be inevitable. And after the scientist had begun his exploring, had actually summoned him, that was when the real fun had begun.

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queerafdonna  asked:

WRITE ME FEMSLASH, YOU BITCH: Donna/Jackie and 14

I can’t believe this. Know that I love you, that’s why i’m doing this.

14. ‘I don’t have the words right now so here’s a kiss’

ffnet // AO3

Year Of Jackie

Jackie’s lips were soft and tasted like cherry, at least they did back in 1976; she had smiled after and her giggle had make her feel weak in her spot for some reason.

After that night, she understood the kind of spell the midget had on every man who put their eyes on her and she wondered if, if had she been a guy, he would have gone for her too.

This was the first thing Donna thought when she heard Hyde’s laugh at Fez, who had just explained his horrible experience at trying to have a spark with the small brunette and truly start their relationship, but it didn’t happen for either of them.

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Call the Doctor
Waiting4Codot

CALL THE DOCTOR 
A Parody of “Come Together” by The Beatles
Written and Performed by Codot

(ALLONS-Y, ALLONS-Y, ALLONS-Y, ALLONS-Y)

Here comes the Time Lord, in his Suit and Sneakers,
With a Fez and Bow-tie, and a Cricket Jumper,
Got a Scarf down to his knees,
Flying in his TARDIS we just go where we please.

(ALLONS-Y, ALLONS-Y, ALLONS-Y, ALLONS-Y)

Through all his travels he’s met lovely ladies,
Picked some gorgeous Roses, saved some Noble lasses,
He protects all those he can,
Others turn and whisper Goodbye Raggedy Man.

Call the Doctor right now. Rescue me.

(ALLONS-Y, ALLONS-Y, ALLONS-Y, ALLONS-Y)

Regeneration’s how he keeps so healthy,
While he’s fighting Daleks, with his new companions,
But the truth chills to the bone,
Even with his comrades he is truly alone.

Call the Doctor right now. Rescue me.

(ALLONS-Y, ALLONS-Y, ALLONS-Y, ALLONS-Y)

He’s got new kidneys, doesn't like the colour,
But the world loved him when they saw his peepers,
He said, “Stay calm under my wing -
Just one question: Do you know how to fly this thing?”

Call the Doctor right now. Rescue me. 

don't mind me just quietly gathering evidence for my reflective-kwami theory

theory is thusly: kwami change personalities based on who their humans are.

TIKKI & MARINETTE

  • Tikki is so supportive
  • Marinette specifically needs that support
  • can u imagine if she’d gotten a kwami like Plagg????? she’d have cried
  • she almost cried anyway poor beb
  • but yeah Tikki is able to both encourage Marinette when she’s down and scold Marinette when she oversteps her bounds (for abusing lucky charm, for resORTING TO STEALING SO OFTEN, MARINETTE, PLS STOP STEALING PHONES)
  • also how many times has Tikki almost been caught in public
  • how many centuries has she been doing this
  • shouldn’t she have a little more awareness how to keep under the radar by now
  • the answer is she picked up Marinette’s clumsiness okay I am SO CONVINCED
  • ps Tikki refers to Marinette by! name! this will be relevant later I promise

PLAGG & ADRIEN

  • these two are my fav okay look
  • exhibit a: chat noir is the sassiest li'l twerp and I don’t think that’s Plagg at all, I’m 99% sure that’s all Adrien letting loose
  • basically Plagg reflects Adrien’s dissatisfaction/quietly rebellious nature (coughs @ origins)
  • but also a bit of idealization here like Adrien totally wants to be a smooth talkin’ but snarky and charismatic guy but Lowkey Anxiety Is Real
  • Plagg gets to be as selfish and snarky as Adrien wishes he could be okay
  • also please consider Plagg’s obsession with food in origins. (#letadrieneat2k16!!!!!!)
  • ps Plagg calls Adrien by name too!

OTHER

  • DID YOU NOTICE NORRU(sp?) AND WAIZZ(sp???) BOTH CALL THEIR HUMANS “MASTER” RATHER THAN REFERRING TO THEM BY NAME
  • BC THAT IS TOTALLY A THING
  • this meeeeeans that while Marinette and Adrien view their kwami as mentors/equals, the adults treat their kwami pretty darn close to servants tbh. (Fu is just much more benevolent than Hawkmoth!)

anonymous asked:

I'm really fascinated by the young!stans relationship but one thing they always remind me of is reading about how bad it's for twins' sense of individuality to give them similar-sounding names or treating them as a single item. And the thing is, that we're shown that both the school and their parents do that (most starkly the school, but naming both your kids Stan has its own merit), and that kind of thing has effects on kids. Not to say that their relationship's less meaningful or anything (1)

but the way aToTS is handled you’d think that the only person the Stan twins had was each other. And what if it was? An ‘us against them’ kind of mentality, with both Stans being so close together that they wanted to fucking live their lives sailing the sea. What I’m trying to say is that the same way twins that’ve grown up like that later have dependency issues when adulthood comes, the fact that the twins got suddenly and violently teared apart (even if Ford played a role himself in that, being hurt by the apparent treason of the closest and most important person in his life) probably affected their psyches a good deal. I mean, Ford was, from what we can see, VERY interested in experiments about twins and body switching and the like; Stan gets obsessed with making money and ‘succeeding’ bc, in the end, he’d been told those would be the only ways to be able to get back home. And as far as we know, none of the twins ever made friends during those ten years apart (and even after that, if Ford’s 'haven’t had a friend in a long time’ and Stan’s own admission of having no fishing buddies are something to go by); were they friendly? Yeah, sure. But they aren’t shown to make any kind of lasting bond with anyone. But yeah, what I’m trying to say is that I love the wrecks that those two are and that I think that even after forty years their broken relationship hangs heavy, MAYBE bc of some dependency issues that might or might not stem from their childhood.

YOU CAME TO THE RIGHT PERSON, ANON. NOBODY HAS BIGGER FEELS ABOUT THE STAN RELATIONSHIP THAN MYSELF.

LIKE THE FACT THEY ONLY HAD EACH OTHER

AND BALANCED EACH OTHER OUT LIKE NOT EVEN MABEL AND DIPPER ARE THAT GODDAMN CLOSE

THESE TWINS WANTED TO SAIL AWAY TOGETHER FOREVER

GET OUT OF THEIR ASSHOLE JERSEY TOWN AND REALLY TRAVEL THE WORLD AND ADVENTURE

AND WHEN STAN GOT KICKED OUT HE DIDN’T TAKE MUCH BUT HE DID HAVE THAT PICTURE OF HIM AND HIS BRO

AND FORD WAS UPSET BUT STILL HAD HIS PICTURE OF STAN AND HIM

AND I BET YOU ANY MONEY STAN LIVED IN THAT GODDAMN BOAT FOR A FEW MONTHS TRYING TO GET STAN CO ENTERPRISES TOGETHER

TREASURE HUNTING THE BEACH

BUT HE WAS NOTHING WITHOUT HIS BRO BRO LIKE

THEY BOTH THOUGHT THEY COULD MAKE OUT THERE ALONE BUT THEY COULDNT

STAN HIT ROCK BOTTOM AND FORD LOST HIS MIND

STAN WAS ONLY EVER SUCCESSFUL WHEN HE WAS MOVING TOWARDS HIS BROTHER NOT AWAY FROM HIM

AND WHO KNOWS MAYBE FORD WAS TRYING TO GET TO STAN TOO

MAYBE HE WAS CONSTANTLY JUMPING DIMENSIONS TRYING TO GET HOME

HE TELLS DIPPER THAT STAN ‘SAVED HIM’ THAT MEANS EVEN THOUGH HE’S A STUBBORN ASSHOLE OF AN OLD MAN (LIKE HIS BRO BRO) HE STILL MUTHER EFFING APPRECIATES HIS BRO BRINGING HIM BACK.

HE EVEN RESPECTS HIS BROTHER ENOUGH TO TAKE HIS REQUEST TO HEART AND KEEP HIS DISTANCE FROM THE KIDS LIKE

HE REALLY FUCKING TRIES TO HE JUST NERDED OUT AND TRUST ME NOTHING STOPS AN AWESOME NERD-OUT

AND I JUST – HHHNGH THE FACT THAT FORD CARES AND SHOWS IT IN STUPID WAYS LIKE TELLING STAN HE MIGHT HAVE FUN IF THEY JUST PLAYED THE GAME TOGETHER

AND STAN BEING SO HAPPY WHEN HE SAVES HIS BRO

AND THEY ARE STANDING AT THE END OF THE EPISODE LIKE THEY REALLY ENJOYED THEMSELVES TOGETHER FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 30 YEARS I JUST

NCT 127 + Johnny Reaction when his girlfriend have a eating disorder (Quando a namorada deles tem uma desordem alimentar)

Here you go~

~Adm Rabbit~

Taeil: Taeil would be a little unsure if he should ask you whats wrong or not but when he found out he would get really sad. // Taeil ficaria em duvida se deveria te perguntar o que está errado ou não mas quando ele descobrisse ele ficaria muito triste.

Originally posted by honeyxxxmoon

Taeyong: He would find out someday that you haven’t eat the pancakes he did for you in the morning, so he noticed that during the day you didn’t eat anything and come to talk with you because he felt something was wrong. // Ele iria descobrir algum dia que você não comeu as panquecas que ele fez para você de manhã, então ele notou que você não comeu nada o dia todo e veio falar com você por que algo estava errado.

Originally posted by leetaeyungs-blog

Johnny: Why you don’t want to eat? You will be sick if you don’t eat well, please! // Por que você não quer comer? Você vai ficar doente se não comer, por favor!

Originally posted by mkayjaemin

Yuta: Okay, if you don’t eat we will not out for buy your prom dress!!! // Tá, se você não comer nós não vamos sair para comprar seu vestido de formatura!!!

Originally posted by kazehayuta

Jaehyun: *Give you a sermon to make you eat* You have to eat well because it makes you healthy, how do you intend to have my children if you are sick? // *Te dá um sermão para você comer* Você tem que comer bem por que te deixa saudável, como você pretende ter meus filhos se estiver doente?

Originally posted by kunxxxsol

WinWin: He asked Kun or Taeyong what he could do about it so he came back to talk to you.   // Ele perguntou pro Kun ou pro Taeyong o que ele poderia fazer a respeito e voltou para falar com você.

Originally posted by sichengz

Mark:  After he noticed that something was wrong he sat and heard you talk about all your problems // Depois que ele notou que algo estava errado ele sentou e ouviu você falar sobre todos seus problemas

Originally posted by renjunn

Haechan: All right, but you should at least taste it, it’s delicious! // Tudo bem, mas você deveria pelo menos provar, está delicioso!

Originally posted by nctuhohahyes

NCT 127+ Ten and Hansol reactions when they conffessed to you while they were drunk. (Quando eles se confessam pra você enquanto estavam bêbados)

Taeyong: *He tries to avoid you because he doesn’t have the guts to face you after the confession but end up failing* // *Ele tenta te evitar porque ele não tem a coragem de enfrentar você depois da confissão, mas acaba falhando*

Originally posted by honeyxxxmoon

Jaehyun: *He wasn’t sure if he really said it or if it was his imagination so he just stays the same* // *Ele não tinha certeza se ele realmente tinha dito ou se era a sua imaginação, então ele apenas continua o mesmo *

Originally posted by nctinfo

Yuta: *You brought it up the next time you saw him and laughs about it* Please, stop talking about things that never happened. // *Você falou sobre isso quando vocês se viram de novo e você riu sobre isso* Por favor, pare de falar sobre coisas que nunca aconteceram.

Originally posted by yoon-to-the-oh

Taeil: *When he remembered what he did he almost punched himself, but still gets happy that he did it* // *Quando ele se lembrou do que ele fez ele quase socou a si mesmo, mas ainda ficou feliz que ele fez isso*

Originally posted by officialkerohu

Winwin: *You would never see him again* //  *Você nunca mais o veria novamente*

Originally posted by chokemewinwin

Ten: *He woke up in your couch and didn’t understand anything, so when you came from the kitchen and kissed him he just froze* What?!!?1@1?1 // *Ele acordou em seu sofá e não entendeu nada, então quando você veio da cozinha e beijou ele ele apenas congelou* O que?!!?1@1?1

Originally posted by chhenle

Hansol: *Being the manly man from Busan that he is, he wouldn’t deny what he said* // *Sendo o homem varonil de Busan que ele é, ele não iria negar o que ele disse*

Originally posted by 94ten

- Adm Boonon -

Jaehyun, Haechan, Yuta, Hansol, Taeyong, Ten, Kun and WinWin Reaction when they slap you during an argument (Quando eles te dão um tapa durante uma discussão)

Here you go monkey anon <3

~Adm Rabbit~

Jaehyun: I-i didn’t mean to, I-i Y/N… ! // E-eu não queria, E-eu S/N… !

Originally posted by y-ta

Yuta: Oh my God Y/N, are you okay? I really.. I’m sorry please! // Ai meu Deus S/N, você está bem? Eu realmente… Eu sinto muito por favor!

Originally posted by kazehayuta

Taeyong: Y/N please come here, i’m so sorry about that please! // S/N por favor venha aqui, eu sinto muito sobre isso por favor!

Originally posted by t-yong

Kun: *He find you hidden in the closet* Come here let’s talk about this please! // *Ele te encontrou escudida no closet* Venha aqui vamos conversar sobre isso por favor!

Originally posted by winkunsgf

Ten: *He can not believe what he did, he was so shocked as you* // *Ele não acredita no que fez, está tão chocado quanto você*

Originally posted by taesyong

Hansol: Please forgive me *he hug you so you can’t run* // Por favor me perdoe *ele te abraça então você não pode correr*

Originally posted by kunxxxsol

WinWin: *What? Sicheng would never hit you he is a angel look at him* // *O que? Sicheng nunca bateria em vocÊ ele é um anjo olha pra ele*

Originally posted by chanyeolium

Haechan:*Tries to slap you* *Takes a slap instead of it* // *Tenta te bater* *Toma um tapa ao invés disso*

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(FYI, you might wanna read this before you watch the video)

So, Matt Smith made my day today.

We had waited in line for his autograph for about 3 hours (because he stayed at the photo ops 2 hours longer than scheduled, since he wanted to make sure everyone got their pictures, being the sweetie he is). When I did finally get to his table, he signed my photo op picture:

In this photo op pic, you can see he’s holding a piece of artwork (as is Karen). It’s his face (obviously) but I made it with words, by overlapping Eleventh Doctor quotes from every episode he’s been in (I sorta did the same thing for Alex Kingston last week). He seemed impressed by it, so after the very quick photo op,(I had to take my work back), I told him I’d explain later at the autograph session.

So…back to the autograph table, he signed the photo op (as you will see in the video) and then I showed him the portrait I made him again and tried to explain about the quotes. It’s hard to hear, but he says something like “wow, must’ve taken you ages.”

Then I said something incoherent (idek), and in the video, you can see him sort of looking at the camera with a mischievous smirk. (Because he was about to do something, but I was completely oblivious).

Then, in typical Matt Smith fashion, he then proceeds to lunge forward (which totally confused me), only to autograph my fez (He’d already autographed my photo op pic, so this was totally uncalled for, and wasn’t exactly covered by my VIP pass). But of course, he did it anyway, to thank me, I guess. This was completely shocking to me, but it put a huge smile on my face, and going off of his smile, he was obviously very pleased with himself. 

He thanked me and showed his mum the artwork, which she thought was really cool (“Mum, look what the lovely lady made for me,” or something like that).

Anyway, it was amazing. The day had already been so awesome with the hilarious Matt/Karen panel, the brief photo op, and Karen’s autograph, but this moment really sold it for me. 

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(And by autograph, I mean “<3 Matt Smith XX.”)

I know everyone always says Matt Smith is a sweet and kind man, but, trust me, it’s completely true. He is genuinely one of the sweetest people I’ve ever met. Every dollar I spent on that VIP pass was worth it and more. I would encourage anyone to meet him if you ever have the chance:)

Hey friends, so I don’t know if you’ve ever lost a dog, but it’s DEVASTATING. So please, if you can share this with some friends they might know some whereabouts of Fez. He’s like a family member to Rick and I; our little guy, y’know? Any help is appreciated.

UPDATE: Fezzik was found! April 3rd after 5 days in the desert he was returned home. Thank you so much for your efforts!

zfiledh  asked:

Demonswap AU ask: How did the first meeting between Ford and the kids go?


Officially?


“They’re coming! Just up the hill, I see them!” Ford exclaimed, hovering about ten feet off the ground

“Ford, feet on the ground. This bus is coming from Piedmont, the people there aren’t exactly the kind to keep quiet about the paranormal.” Stan tugged at Ford’s trenchcoat, coaxing him back to Earth just before the Speedy Beaver came into view.

“This is so exciting, I can’t believe I’m finally meeting your family!”

Stan fidgeted with the sleeve of his suit jacket. “Yeah, well, don’t expect much. There’s a reason the first ones to talk to me were born after I left.” It’s okay, they’re kids, they won’t bite. They won’t blab about Ford. Probably.

The bus came to a screeching halt, pausing to let two children off before speeding away again. Mabel wore a pink sweater so bright it made Ford’s eyes hurt. She looked around in awe at the bus station, delighted at the prospect of an entire new town to explore. Dipper was fidgeting with an old army green baseball cap that Ford could easily see was hiding a constellation birthmark, and avoided his Stan’s gaze.

Stan took a deep breath.

“Hey, kids! It’s me, your Grunkle Stan!“ He tipped his fez, putting on his best Mr. Mystery smile. “Dippy and Mavis, right?”

Dipper and Mabel,” Dipper corrected, giving as intimidating a glare as an underconfident, sweaty, 90 pound twelve year old could muster. He glanced at Ford, who clasped his hands behind his back. “Who’s that?”

“Oh, this is Stanford, my brother,” Stan chuckled nervously. “He lives in town. Visits often enough, so you’ll see him from time to time.” Please buy that, please buy that, please buy that.

“Mom and Dad didn’t say you had a brother,” Mabel pointed out.

“He’s adopted.”

“Still doesn’t explain why Mom and Dad never told us,” Dipper said, suddenly gaining interest, taking out a pen and chewing on it absentmindedly, getting up in Ford’s face. “Who are you really? Are you a spy? A ghost?!”

“Demon, actually,” Ford said.

Dipper paled. “Really?”

Ford smiled, waving his hand and lifting Dipper and Mabel into the air. “Yes! It’s quite the tale, I’ve been around for a very long time.”

“It’s a very closely guarded town secret. Can’t exactly have that kind of thing gettin’ out, ya know?” Stan explained over Dipper and Mabel’s raucous laughter. “He might be a demon but really, he’s a giant dork. Wouldn’t hurt a fly!”

“This is amazing! How did you get here? Why Gravity Falls? What are you here to do? Do you take people’s souls? What are the souls for?” Dipper gushed.

“He likes paranormal stuff,” Mabel explained when Stan raised an eyebrow.

Stan chuckled and plucked Dipper from midair, setting him on his feet. “Here’s a tip, kid: don’t get Ford started on souls. He doesn’t want them and he’s got no idea what to do with them anyhow. My brother will try to pawn off souls on literally anything. Once he tried to give one to an oddly handsome frog.”

That is so cool.” Dipper stared at his grunkles, starry eyed. “So you’ve just been living with a demon all these years? Are there any side effects? Does your head spin around like that girl in the exorcist? Do the walls in your house ooze blood?” Stanley reeled at the onslaught of questions.

Ohmygosh Grunkle Ford you have six fingers!” Mabel exclaimed, grabbing one of Ford’s hands, causing the demon to flush, unsure of how Mabel would react to his irregularity. “You have to let me make you finger puppets!”

Ford glanced between Mabel and Dipper, his lips curling upwards in a small smile. “Heh, I like this kid, she’s weird.”

Dipper and Mabel shared a look. “This is going to be the best summer ever!”

“We thought we were gonna be stuck in some small town where nothing happens with a boring old guy we barely know!” Dipper exclaimed.

“No offense,” Mabel added.

“Boring?” Ford asked, baffled. “Stan and I first met in the ruins of an Aztec temple while he was on the–”

“Hey, let me tell the stories around here, okay bro?” Stan teased, elbowing Ford in the arm.

“I’m just saying, I know your life’s story and it’s hardly what I’d call boring,” Ford huffed, turning to Dipper and Mabel. "What exactly did Sherman and Alexandria tell you kids about Stan?”

Stan rolled his eyes. “Ford, human parents don’t tell their kids about all the crazy sh– stuff their older relatives have gotten into.” He grabbed Dipper and Mabel, leading them towards the parked Stanley Mobile. “Now come on, if you think he’s weird wait til you see the rest of the town.”

confessions, part 8

I??? lost control idk what’s happening anymore have some fluff and anxiety I guess

[tag] [chronological]

“Go out with me, Marinette?” Adrien asks, and Marinette’s reply is an immediate and thoughtless Of course. She tries to say more— why? how? what are the rules?— but the questions all jumble on her tongue, tying her voice into knots.

Adrien looks surprised, too, at himself, but her answer lights his face with a smile Marinette has never seen him make, a smile that seems familiar nonetheless. He offers his hand, and she takes it, stepping cautiously, disbelievingly, to his side.

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So I know there was a theory for a while that the order of symbols on the summoning wheel was in the order of people making deals with Bill. In light of the newest episode, please consider: 

  • Bill called Ford “Sixer,” and it’s been confirmed he’s the six-fingered hand, which is before Gideon’s symbol on the wheel (counterclockwise).
  • Ford has indeed made a deal with Bill. 
  • The next symbol after the Pine Tree is the fez. 
  • “A simple man with eager ears may trust the whispers that he hears" 

Not that I wasn’t already concerned for Stanley Pines, but….