• “i love you too babe”
• “im…i can’t say your name babe, im just gonna call you ten”
• lots of skinship!!!!!!
• butt slaps ugh
• “ur so hot”
• “im hotter than TEN thousand degrees. ha, baby, get it, ha”
• he loves you, everything about you is so cute and loveable and sexy to him.
• lots of nose touching
• god his nose is perfect
• “god, ur nose is perfect”
• lots of cute little gestures that make you want to cry.
• dance breaks!!!!!
• “smack it smack it smack it in the rear”
• “UR SO HOT”
• “I LOVE U.”
• johnny messes w ten a lot and you’re just like “nooooo johnny don’t mess w my babyyyyy”
• “lol jk i agree.”
• “NO IM JUST KIDDING TEN, DONT CRY. I LOVE YOU”
• “ill protect you baby!!!!!”
• “ten, ten, ten stop you- you cried bc i went to the bathroom and left you alone for 2 minutes.”
• “iT. Was. DARK OUT. THE TREE LOOKED LIKE A PERSON.”
• o yeah he calls you babe and baby a lot.
• he once made you cry bc ten isn’t good at memorizing things other than really, really important things and dance moves.
• so here’s what happened:
• ten got a new phone
• all contacts lost bc that’s how sm rolls w the phone shit
• you texted him not knowing
• “who dis”
• “??? excuse me”
• “knew phone who dis” ten, used the wrong new.
• “you didn’t memorize my number?”
• “WHO IS THIS.”
• “ten who do you think it is.”
• “IM CALLING”
• you pick up the phone and start crying bc :“( and ten freaks out and he’s like “o nOBABY. BABY N O BABE.”
• it took him all night, but he memorized your number
• and you cried again bc “oh my god please don’t do this for me, i overreacted, you must bc super tired pls get sleep babe”
• but he insisted and was super proud and couldn’t stop smiling after he got it down
• LOTS OF CUDDLES
• tens tiny, so you two are tiny together and you two just hug in whatever position is the most comfortable
• when you’re sad, tens like “ :”“((((( let me give you a hug, you precious baby”
• ten kissed you on your forehead and nose a lot and you’re like “stop it” but you love it
• ten really doesn’t get jealous it’s like “i grabbed a cup of coffee with my ex boyfriend today”
• “that’s nice, what’d you guys talk about? did you have a nice time? it’s cool you two are still cool.” but unlike most boyfriends he’s genuinely curious about what you did and whether or not you had fun
• he trusts you that much
• you know what rhymes with trust
• his hip thrusts send you to the heavens above
• sexy time w ten is so unexpected bc he’s normally so happy and he’s a baby who wants all of your attention
• then he turns serious and then he just crashes his lips on yours and you melt like butter.
• his dance performances bring tears to your eyes bc my god- do i need to explain
• you tease him a lot bc he’s on hit the stage
• “DID YOU SAY HI TO TAEMIN TODAY.”
• and you also tease him for the ghost prank thing on hit the stage. ten can’t stand that.
• “//sends the video clip of him screaming//”
• “it’s cute”
• but you compliment him a lot bc gosh he did well
• “IT WAS LIKE- LIKE YOU WERE REALLY POSSESSED.”
• “thank u, thank u”
• he sends a lot of emojis
• lots of hearts
• “why do you call johnny a fatass”
• “cause HE A FATASS.”
• “who’s your favorite person in the whole wide world, ten”
• “my MOM, then my DAD, then you”
• “….at least you’re honest”
• SUCH GREAT COUPLE SELFIES
• “I LIKE THIS PICTURE. AND THIS ONE TOO. GOD TEN YOU’RE SO PHOTOGENIC. I LOVE THIS PICTURE TOO. OH GO D !1!?!1!!”
• you guys have one official, couple t shirt
• you guys wear it all the time to the point where everyone in the group gasps and takes pictures when you two wear something different
• you and ten never fight
• but you do argue about who’s hotter
• jaemin cannot deal with it.
• “you’re so fucking hot, babe.”
• “mhm, well, you’re hotter okay?”
• “let’s settle this in the bedro-”
• “PLEASE DON’T DO THIS AGAIN. IT’S DISGUSTING.” -everyone. esp jaemin and donghyuck.
• “go on. do it. ill hurt you if you continue. but do it. i dare you.” - johnny and taeyong and hansol.
• “IF Y'ALL DONT SHUT UP RIGHT NOW I’LL KILL YOU TWO FIRST, THEN KILL MYSELF NEXT” - doyoung, yuta
• “hehe they’re talking about dirty things” - jaehyun, kun, taeil
• “lol what” - winwin, jeno, mark, jisung
• ten loves feeding you
• he’s just like “here babe eat!!!!!”
• and you just, eat, and then give him a small kiss on the cheek on on the tip of his nose and everyone’s like “aw y'all cute, but fuck off w that.”
• “ill teach you how to dance”
• you send him his predebut pics all the time
• and his response is either “who’s this hot piece of ass” or “ew what the-”
• he loves to rest his head on your shoulder, vise versa
• he likes to touch you and like, pinch you like, he just likes touching you, a lil too much.
• asks you a lot of weird questions “what if i got eaten by alligators and got shit out whole and managed to survive, what would you do? would you ever kiss me again.”
• snapchats you derps and then sends “i feel betrayed and attacked” when you take a screenshot.
• you’re on his snapchat story so, much. you’re basically the only thing on his snapchat stories. it’s intense.
• he pouts a little when you don’t do things his way
• he pouts a lot when you watch other dancers dancing and you’re like “uGH hot”
• “THE OTHER GUYS IN SIX PACK ARE REALLY GOOD, TEN.”
• “you know im-”
• “ROCKY HAS ABS TOO? AND HES ONLY SIXTEEN? WHAT-”
• “I HAVE ABS TOO”
• “okok you attention wanting baby, you’re the hottest”
• “thank u babe”
• you tell him to dance to new kpop songs lot
• “do a freestyle to exo’s monster”
• y'all say “i love you, babe” more times than you breathe.
• when he smiles, you smile
• when he touches you or rests his hands on your shoulder or something, you get butterflies in your stomach and you’re like “ten ugh-”
• “I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.”
• “me too, i love you too- are u ok”
• “just peachy.”
• you touch ten’s face a lot just, poking it and stuff
• he’s so good looking
• he smiles when you poke his cheeks or something and he’s just like “i feel like play dough”
• “me or johnny”
• “you forevER.”
• his lips are really soft and they’re super sweet
• he secretly eats candy or a mint or something, anything sweet before he kisses you so you taste his lips and kiss him longer
• tens pretty smart.
• ^ all in the wrong subjects tho
• ten plays with your hair a lot and tries to make you look pretty but it only results in your hair somehow getting messed up
• he once tried to do your make up
• “never again.”
WELL THIS WAS TEN. I’M JUST KINDA, DOING THESE ONE MEMBER AT A TIME AND THEY’RE NOT IN ORDER (OBVIOUSLY. BUT IM SORRY. I’M TOO LAZY TO PUT THEM IN ORDER)
spock having a little too much hot chocolate one night when he and jim are cuddling and he tries to say “jim” and “captain” at the same time and ends up saying “jiptain” and jim giggles so much and kisses spocks nose cause hes looks so adorably confused
i was busy all day and i only just find out now obout the new chapter and i'm screaming and oh my gowd it's even a tianshan one and i'm crying and momo is so hot in the shower and he reads horoscope like me, he is so fucking cute and his mom likes his kid's boyfriend and he tian proposed to help him jerk off?! and ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh someone hold me!!! this is a happy day!!! and sorry for all the "and"s i'm just so asdfdsgaeddfhasga
[HOLDS YOU] SIMONA PLS DON’T APOLOGIZE I LOVE YOUR MESSAGES AND YOU BASICALLY SUMMED UP HOW I FEEL
it’s been a whole day and im still !!!!!!!!! so excited about this chapter, i know im starting to sound redundant but it was just!!! so good!!! as much as i like the angst and the mafia side of the story, these are the moments i love the most, the ones where they are free to act like the dorky teenagers they are, and the relationships between the characters are allowed to progress naturally, and everything is quirky and light-hearted, but still meaningful and poignant from time to time
i also love that we’re starting to see the boys’ families more and more often, all the different dynamics are just so interesting to me!! and i realise i might be a bit biased, but guan shan’s relationship with his mom is definitely my favorite, it’s just!!! so open and affectionate and adorable!!! and she already loves he tian so much!!! she's gonna be so supportive when guan shan and he tian will finally get together, she’s probably already planning the wedding lmao
on another note, it’s just now fully dawning on me that he tian basically told guan shan that he wouldn’t mind just stand there and watch while guan shan jerks off, i just;;;;;;; HE TIAN PLS;;;;;;;;; why is this boy so thirsty and as subtle as a brick to the face (not that i blame him, i mean…..look at guan shan!!!!)……but at the same time, the poor boy has tried everything to make guan shan understand he is into him and still guan shan thinks he tian is just having a laugh, like NO SON YOU DON’T GET IT HE WOULD GLADLY JERK YOU OFF HIMSELF IF YOU LET HIM
(tianshan is the living embodiment of ‘wait, did you just flirt with me’ ‘have been for the past year, but thanks for noticing’, amazing)
ANYWAY THIS CHAPTER WAS PERFECT AND THIS IS UNNECESSARY LONG SO IM SHUTTING UP NOW
guYS I JUST WATCHED THE EPISODE BC IM EUROPEAN AND I MIGHT DIE HAVE YOU SEEN JUG AND HOW HOT HE IS LIKE LITERALLY CANT GET ANY HOTTER BUT NOW HES A SERPENT AND YES HE LOOKS HOT IN THE JACKET BUT WHAT WILL HAPPEN WILL THEY BREAK UP OR WHAT IM SO FRUSTRATED AANNNNDDDD WE WILL FIND OUT IN 1 FUCKING YEAR WHAT WILL I DO IM GONNA CRY WILL JUGGIE BECOME A REAL SERPENT AND WILL THEY BREAK UP OR WHAT PLS DONT HURT MY PRECIOUS LITLLE JUGHEAD HES MY BABY
GIRL I F E E L THAT
I DONT KNOW WHAT IM GONNA DO
actually that’s a lie I’m just going to read/write fan fiction that’s filled with possibilies until season 2 comes out. My coping strategy is to write happy, sexy, serpent Jug.
(I’m already working on like three separate pieces bc I’ve been awful at keeping up lately)
Me: Welp, I’m leaving! Sorry, but there is way too much discourse in this fandom. It’s toxic and honestly taking a toll on my mental health. I don’t think I can associate myself with VLD until y'all can calm the fuck down and realized none of this shit is actually real. So, bye!
Voltron Fandom: M'kay. But before you go heres a pic of HOT REBEL MATT AND A BUNCH OF THEORIES.
Imagine Genji wearing Reaper's clothes. They just hang off him. There are not enough holes in the belt loops for Reaper's pants to keep them on Genji's hips. He has to hold them up with one hand. He needs to stuff the boots with every sock Reaper owns and several pairs he borrowed from Angela to get them to fit him. The edge of the coat pools at Genji's feet. "Hello, I am Edji," he says when Zenyatta and Reaper, sans much of his wardrobe, find him.
anon im mcfucking Thriving here this cured my depression
SO LATE POST ABOUT THIS, BUT I MET PANIC! AT THE DISCO AND IT WENT SO WELL!!!
I met them on 06/14/16 for the Miami, FL date at the Bayfront Park Amphitheater. Not too much happened but starting from the beginning, I had been anxious all day for the past 3 days before the actual concert day and I was in near tears every 15 minutes, (I’m literally anxious as I type this as I recall it all.) but bitch I had to be brave and the day had finally come. I had a bad start to the day but I got the venue with help from my friends and was in line on time. It was so fucking hot man! I started yelling out “I swEAR TO GOD!!! IT’S SO FUCKING HOT OUT HERE IM GONNA LOOK LIKE SHIT! BRENDON BETTER LOOK LIKE SHIT OR SO HELP ME GOD!!!” or some shit like that; and I didn’t think anyone heard me. But someone did hear me, Zack heard me. And he came up behind me and said “He doesn’t.”. So of course I turn around in shock and then start crying and whining at my friend about how Zack is trying to fIGHT ME after he’s walked away. (We had two more interactions where he was tired of my shit but that isn’t too important.)
So I’m inching closer to my turn and obviously have nearly cried 5 times and nearly thrown up 2 times. At concerts and in big groups with people I don’t know, Im usually very wild and shout stupid things especially when Im nervous. Right before the girl in front of me went up I yelled “fUCK MY ASS!!”because my anxiety usually takes its form in shouts and profanity…..and they apparently heard me yell this…(earth please swallow me)…
And now it gets to be my turn and I don’t know how time has passed so quickly that I’m about to meet someone that’s so important to me in less than a second. I walk up, Brendon is in the middle and I nicely and loudly say “Hi guys!” and I’m all smiley and stand next to Brendon saying Hi one more time. I made him this Pepe the frog pin so I handed it to him and our exchange was magical. (for me ofc) “This is for you!” “Oh my god! Thank you! I’m Pepe!!!” (he is such a fucking meme Im cry)
And I start saying what I’ve been repeating in my head all month for this moment, “I want to thank you for being the source of- (cue me choking up and talking through my near sobs but am managing to basically keep it together) so many happy moments in my life, and I want to thank you guys *gesturing to Dallon, Kenneth, and Dan* because I know the tour and everything wouldn’t be possible without you guys!”
And Brendon sees Im trying so hard not to lose my shit and this asshole rUBS MY BACK AS IM TALKING AND COMFORTS ME AND SAYS “Aw, you’re so sweet thank you!” Then we are about to take my picture and I remember in a quick second that I wanted to ask for a twerk pose, “Wait! Could we do a twerk pose??” “A twerk pose? YEAH!” aND HE POPPED HIS ASS DOWN AND SO DID I AND WE ALL WERKED AF. Then I started walking off with a new highlight to my life and I remembered I needed to say one more thing, I two stepped back a little and shouted “YOU ARE ALL SO BEAUTIFUL AND YOU’RE ALL GIFTS FROM GOD THANK YOU!” and a lot of laughs and a few thank you’s followed. And I made it. I did it. And I didn’t die. The m&g lasts a moment but if you can shorten your words and smile a lot you’ll have an awesome time and do just fine. If I did it, you can do it. I’ve waited so long for this. It finally happened, and I promise it can happen to anyone.
who cares if markiplier may have a girlfriend we dont know about?? he is a grown man. not only does he deserve happiness, but he also deserves privacy. like c'mon.
dont get your panties in a bunch just because you “lost your chance”. don’t be childish.
dont cry and mope around about how sad you are that someone popular is in a relationship. that’s their business. be happy for them. not hateful and jealous.
i get it, he’s so hot, but seriously….do you expect someone that hot to stay single forever…
and if youre upset that he’s kept it secret, if it is true he has a girlfriend, get over it dude. she could be fine with it. you dont know. i mean, i know i dont know either, but im not gonna complain about it. i can understand if it’s been kept a bit hidden because fans can be crazy. they can be hateful. or maybe she just doesn’t want that kind of attention i dont know because it is not my business
honestly guys, get over yourselves. its no big deal if he’s in a relationship. if they’re ever comfortable telling us that they are, they will. it’s not any of our business really.