hes so gorgeous holy

If you thought the animated beast from the 90s was hot, honey, just wait until you watch Dan Stevens as a broad, built, tall specimen with kind eyes walk around with pajamas on and you will experience a whole new kind of self questioning 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

so i got a little bonus cash on my paycheck and i commissioned @lyndraws​ to draw a fancy garbage can

anonymous asked:

Omg why is no one else losing their shit about how beautiful Liam is in that last selfie. His hair is perfectly swept and he's FUCKING GLOWING. Like holy shit Liam is so so so gorgeous.

HEY,

SO LOOK I KNOW THIS WAS LIKE A LONG ASS TIME AGO BUT I KNOW RIGHT WTF LOOK AT HIM

LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL WE DON’T DESERVE

more Patater Prompts

If you like any of these feel free to write them!!

(Celebrity & Fan AU)
Alexei still plays for the falconers, but Kent doesn’t play in the NHL. He’s the falconers biggest fan though and Alexei is his favourite player!! Kent definitely has a huge crush on him too, probably has at least one Alexei Mashkov poster in his bedroom. Maybe they meet and Kent totally has a little heart attack and fanboys! (It’s okay tho cause Alexei thinks it’s cute.)

(Celebrity and Fan AU)
Alexei is the drummer and back up singer for a famous boy band in the USA. Kent is obsessed. Accidentally runs into Alexei at the grocery store or something and Alexei is like hey I recognize you from twitter! Kent dies. Wow tater is even cuter in person what?????

(High school au)
At a party everyone plays spin the bottle and Kent lands on Alexei;))
Or they all play truth or dare and jack is up to something when Alexei picks truth and he asks Alexei what he honestly thinks about Kent. Alexei is all blushy and “I’m not even know him. We talk once or twice.“ Cue jack being like “so?? Tell everyone what you told me.“ And Kent is listening all curious.

(High school au)
Maybe Kent and Alexei are taking biology in the same class and are paired up for a project. They have to study the organisms in two different types of soil and make a comparison chart. They take samples together from Alexei’s dry ass back yard and the forest beside Kent’s house. Maybe Kent accidentally trips on uneven ground in the forest or something and Alexei has to carry him back to his house:))

(Starbucks au)

Whenever Kent goes to Starbucks, he only has enough to get the little danish he likes. That doesn’t stop someone from always ordering him a cotton candy frappé with a cute message written on the cup whenever he sits down to eat it. The barista who brings it to him never knows the name of the guy who ordered it, and he always leaves before he can point him out to Kent. One day there’s a different barista who brings it, and is like “DUDE ALEXEI MASHKOV FROM THE PROVIDENCE FALCONERS JUST ORDERED YOU THIS DRINK!” And Kent doesn’t follow hockey, but he’s in providence, of course he knows who the falconers are. That day when he goes home he googles Alexei Mashkov and HOLY SHIT THIS GUY IS GORGEOUS. So next time Kent is at Starbucks and he sees Alexei ordering, he marches up to him and just plants a big kiss right on his lips. :)))))

(Retail au)
Alexei works at forever 21. Yeah he gets chirped sometimes for working at a store where basically everything is out of Tumblr but it pays a bit better than most clothing stores and he gets Commission. Not a lot of boys shop at forever 21 but one day Kent marches in, claiming he needs new shorts and boy shorts don’t fit his ass right or something sassy he would say. So he demands that Alexei measure him to figure out what size he would be and cue Alexei blushing and thinking bad things he shouldn’t think while he has to touch the cute blond’s waist and hips so he can measure him.

(Dog sitter)

Alexei hires Kent to take care of his puppy while he’s on the road for hockey. Alexei always tips him absurd amounts and complements him in ways that make Kent turn redder than a Coca Cola can.

(Harry Potter au)
Kent is in Slytherin, always plays pranks on the really cute boy Alexei, from Gryffindor. One day they are paired together in potions class and have to make the potion Amortentia. They make it but think they screwed it up because it just smells like each other to them.

(Harry Potter au)
Alexei is in Slytherin. He’s friends with Draco and Draco makes fun of Kent (a Hufflepuff) all the time. One day Alexei finally stands up for him and Kent is stunned because omg did the boy he has a huge crush on finally notice him?? And help him?? So Draco is like whatever Alexei I’ll leave him alone and Kent pecs tater on the cheek or something cute and fluffy as a thanks for helping me:))) then cue Alexei being a dork and pining over Kent for a few days before finally doing something about it.

(High school au)
Mutual pining but not knowing how the other person feels. Alexei leaves Kent romantic love letters in his locker and Kent wishes he knew who it was.

i need everyone to look at my finished custom progen because holy shit i never knew he could be this incredible when i exalted him years ago but hes back and im in love

renamed him burilgi. he’s the ex-tactician of an empire that threatened to span the world once, until its demise. but he ran away with an enemy battlesmith long before that happened, and now he and his partner travel the world selling enchanted weapons from their caravan.