hes so fricking tall

Okay I need MORE Voltron language headcanons

  • if i gets this right
  • lance speaks Spanish
  • keith speaks korean
  • hunk speak hawaiian
  • shiro speaks japanese
  • pidge speaks english (unless the fandom have something else for pidge)
  • but in general they just speak english with each other
  • but listen
  • listen
  • after a while of being all together
  • it can happens that they all speak in their native language with each other
  • and thats fine cause everyone actually get it


  • but listen
  • have you ever seen an angry polynesian person
  • have you seen it???
  • its really fucking scary i can tell you (thanks my parents for this experience)
  • like
  • for whatever reason hunk gets super mad
  • like crazy mad
  • which is a hard thing cause hes a sweetheart (bless his soul)
  • i dunno someone hurt pidge or lance for i dont know what reason
  • and like he starts screaming and grunting in hawaiian to this asshole
  • and hes so fricking tall dude
  • the guy will literally piss his pants and hunk haven’t even hit him yet
  • everyone’s picturing lance getting mad and speaking spanish
  • but you haven’t seen a polynesian person being mad
  • oh man you dont wanna know


  • but allura
  • oh this princess
  • she understands everything
  • faster
  • better
  • and easier
  • than the whole crew
  • like kida from atlantis
  • like kida man
  • because thats an alien thing
  • dont question it


  • the paladins + allura and coran chilling on the couch together
  • and lance talking and talking about hs hometown
  • about the beaches
  • his family
  • and man hes just so happy talking about home
  • so the others just let him rambling
  • but he talks so much he doesnt realize he switched into spanish
  • so he stops and apologize
  • but everyone get it
  • everyone understood what he said and thats fucking great


  • but now picture this
  • picture this
  • keith speaking korean for the first time in front of his friends without realizing
  • he blush soooo mad
  • and like hide his face in his hands
  • and everyone is just there like its okay its okay

  • the next morning everyone greets him like
  • ‘annyeonghaseyo!’
  • and keith is like
  • ‘STOP IT’


  • shiro lance and keith speaking english with aN ACCENT
  • AND PIDGE AND HUNK LOWKEY FIND IT CUTE

  • LIKE YES

  • KEEP GOING


  • even tho they can understand each other, they can’t speak the others languages (except english)
  • except allura
  • shes great
  • but insults and bad words
  • dear god they know bad words

  • 'PENDEJO’

  • 'KEITH STOP IT’

  • 'SHIBBAL’

  • 'LANCE!’

  • 'Oh keith! say cojeme!’

  • 'PIDGE’


  • hunk teaching them how to sing in hawaiian
  • or play ukulele or kamaka while singing
  • and he has such a good singing voice

  • like 'holy shit hunk!’

  • 'Pidge, language!’


  • okay but lance singing in spanish
  • lance singing in spanish
  • and dancing liKE FUCKING SHAKIRA
  • hunk whistling at him like the best friend he is
  • lowkey keith blushing in the corner

  • 'nope definitely doesn’t turn me on’

  • 'geobjaeng-i’

  • 'PIDGE’


  • BASICALLY THEY KNOW EVERY BAD WORDS IN EACH OTHER LANGUAGE
  • but not all bad words from japanese
  • because shiro swear rarely

  • 'allura what does 'kuso’ means?’

  • 'pidge where did you hear it?’

  • 'shiro’

  • 'SHIRO??’


  • 'so keith you’re korean right?’

  • 'lance, please dont’

  • 'then if you really are’

  • 'lance’

  • 'do you listen to kpop?’

  • *punch him*

  • shiro: you deserved it


  • 'shiro do you watch anime’


  • 'lance i swear to god’


  • turns out hunk is the one watching anime



  • ok now some klance shit


  • lance teaching keith the cuban mambo dance
  • lance does the boy part
  • and keith had never felt so ridiculous in his whole life
  • they’re doing it in the living room
  • pidge and allura loosing their shits in the corner

  • 'KEITH YOU LOOK LIKE AN OVERCOOKED NOODLE’

  • 'PIDGE’


  • WARNING NSFW ON


  • like okay
  • keith mumbling and moaning in korean when hes THIS CLOSE of coming
  • but they switch for the first time
  • they switch
  • and keith is not even HALFWAY inside
  • lance loose his shit

  • plead moan whimper scream mumble whisper in spanish

  • 'dios mío!!’

  • 'si si si!!’

  • 'no se detiene!’

  • 'por favor!!’

  • basically hes just rambling no sense in spanish
  • and keith had to stop and pause just to make sure than lance is actually okay
  • like holy shit


  • lance cannot SPEAK
  • korean properly for the love of everything
  • keith can’t either in Spanish but he learns dirty things

  • sex has never been so amazing for lance  



  • WARNING NSFW OFF


  • 'hey keith buddy!’

  • 'what?’

  • 'how do you say 'i love you’ in korean?’

  • 'salanghae’

  • 'well keith if you insist tambien te amo

  • ’…… i hate you so much’


  • 'te amo’

  • 'lance’


  • 'salanghae’


  • 'lance’


  • 'aloha au ia 'oe’


  • 'lance’


  • 'suki desu’


  • 'LANCE’


  • 'i love you’


  • 'OK I GOT IT I LOVE YOU TOO HOLY FUCK PLEASE SHUT UP’


  • lance and hunk high five

tealeclpise  asked:

I wanna cuddle this big dumb snugg bug so fricking bad!🙏 I don't know how tall he is but I imagine he looks huge next to my 5ft short ass. Cling to his back like a monkey!🐵

He’s 7 feet tall, so yeah. BIG spider boi.