hes so cute omg i cant

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he really is just a baby oh my god 😭🔫

thoughts the signs have

aries: these flowers,,, are so pretty,,, i wonder,,, what would happen,,, if i,,, crushed them

taurus: this person seems nice maybe i should ignore them for a good two days before talking again

gemini: mm cats, im cold, what if im dying omg, mm cats

cancer: i cant believe they ate my fruit snacks without asking, they’re dead to me

leo: why arent people looking at me, maybe i should talk louder, maybe its my clothes no theyre cute hmm

virgo: theres so much dust everywhere omg ew did he just sneeze in his hand this is disgusting i wanna go home

libra: do i want tea or lemonade hmm no maybe i want chocolate milk instead

scorpio: i know they’re lying to me i just gotta catch them in the act while pretending i have no idea

sagittarius: this button says i probably shouldn’t touch it….. i’ll touch it anyway

capricorn: i really wish people liked me more… nvm thats gay

aquarius: if water is wet then what is air

pisces: aw puppies, i hope they have a good home and that their cute faces eat so many good treats

pony and his gf’s wisdom teeth removal - headcanons

requested by 2 anons! - hope u like them!

  • u come out of surgery and he’s like
    • “heyyy how r u feeling? :)”
  • and u greet him w nothing but roasts
    • “awwwwww ponyyyyyyyy ily”
    • “pony-kid”
    • “horsechild”
    • “love my love”
    • “loVE of my LOVE
    • “what were ur parents thinking”
    • “it started normal and then it really just went downhill huh”
    • “you say original, i say just plain cruel”
    • “like i just don’t understand how people could be so mean to a baby”
    • “i mean……look at u….. ur cute and decent….just….why ‘ponyboy’”
    • “who had the breakdown”
    • “and why is ur brother named darrel”
    • “might as well have called him milkshake or something”
    • “milkshake curtis”
    • “I’m gonna start calling dairy (darry) that now”
  • he looks to the doctor and he’s like
    • “ok so when will this stuff wear off???”
    • “why is she bleeding so much??”
    • “is her face ok”
  • pony cant fuckin drive so
    • he’s there for moral support <3
    • darry is ofc the one to drive
  • but when they get @ the Curtis house,
    • “pony r u sure u got this”
    • “omg yeah for sure im sure we’ll be fine”
    • “ok well i gotta go food shopping. steve has off today and if he isn’t hangin around soda u can call him over to help”
    • “steve”
    • “yeah ste-“
    • “i woNT NEED HELP FROM HIM”
  • im tellin u its been like 9 minutes and pony calls steve at the DX (he won’t pick up his house phone bc he’s at the DX hangin round soda) & he’s literally hyperventilating that blood is everywhere
    • soda picks up the phone first lmao
    • “STEVE I NEED HELP”
    • “never thought i’d hear u say that”
    • “SODA WTF GIVE THE PHONE TO STEVE UR NOT HELPING”
    • “wtf do u want pony” (steve)
    • and tbh you’re knocking shit over and tripping over yourself before u end up spitting ur gauze at pony while he’s on the phone??
    • “OH GOD ITS ON ME”
    • “pony wtf are u talking about”
    • pony practically whispers into phone bc he’s about to have a breakdown
    • “she just won’t stop knocking over things”
    • * huGE crash from the living room*
    • “ok well pony…….im…..busy…….”
  • darry eventually comes back after 20 minutes bc he forgot his wallet
    • and he opens the front door to see but nothing but a wrecked living which makes him vv concerned (like omg did they get robbed)
    • but then he follows the sound of crying which leads to soda and pony’s room
    • he opens the door and there u guys are
  • darry thought it was just u sobbing
    • but it turns out that pony’s cryin with u
    • like u are v emotional and u keep falling asleep in the middle of sobbing
    • and pony just doesnt know how to handle it??? so he cries
    • there are tissUES EVERYWHERE
    • and melted ice cream sitting in a bowl
  • darry’s just “OK WHY R U CRYING”
    • and u lose it??
    • “GOD IM SORRY I FAILED U MILKSHAKE”
    • “I MADE FUN OF PONY’S NAME IM AN AWFUL PERSON I KNOW”
    • ”milkshake??? but pony why are yOu crying??”
    • “IM CRYING BECAUSE I FEEL BAD”
    • “SHE DOESNT juST DOESNT DESERVE THIS”
    • “PONY, SHE NEEDED TO GET HER WISDOM TEETH OUT”
    • “BUT LOOK AT HER SHES MISERABLE”
    • they both look over at u, but this bitch is literally knocked tf out and drooling peacefully
  • darry will never let pony live this down js

xxarthyxx

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“Some stuff about Jesse, Hanzo and their little baby daughter They’re…”

Okay uh Hanzo wearing a flannel is honestly the best. Plus their baby is so cute imma die

yesss you’re so right omg. esp if the flannel is a little too big because he stole it from mccree sshh

STORY TIME

Okay so at my college there are 200 students total and 3 korean students. Two girls and one boy. My roommate is one of the girls and she is literally so amazing. I met the other girl and boy on one of the first days of college, but I didn’t really get close to the boy (lets call him Joon) because I didn’t know if he would be interested in dating one of the Korean girls or vise versa and I didn’t wanna rock the boat. I also didn’t think he’d like me bcos I don’t fit the beauty standards. So at first I tried not to like him, but I got over that!!!!!

A semester later we are finally taking classes in our major and I have class with Joon. He is really talented in our major and really sweet! One day we had a class where the instructor hurt her leg  😓 and had to get it set so class dissmissed early. I wanted to stay to finish my project. Joon (who sits infront of me) turned to his friend and was like “do you wanna stay?” His friend was like “no i need more desk room”  Joon like paused and then turned to me and said “are you gonna stay? ” I said yes and then he said to his friend “see we should stay” so we went into a bigger classroom with more desk space and Joon sat RIGHT INFRONT OF ME!!!! Guuuuuuurl we stayed there for 4 hours listening to music, talking, laughing and when we walked back to the dorms he told me to slow down so I could walk with him!!!!!!! I was not oKAY. As we got in the elevators  (separate bcos we live on different sides of the building) he did this lil wave as he said bye bye. It was SO freakin CUTE!!!!!!! I just !!!!!!! My heart was like!!!!!! Omg !!!!!!!!

Hes also older than most of the students at college (i think he saved money before studing abroad.) He so cuuuute i literally cant. I gotta make sure my outfits n sh*t are sute so he dont catch me slippin 😂😂 Imma make sure to keep y'all updated!

baby daddy! taehyung

Originally posted by lacuna-matata

  •  okay so like i was gonna work on my prince!taehyung oneshot but i kept thinking about tae being a dad and i just got so emo and here are my ramblings
  • let me just start off saying that tae would be like the best husband in the entire world like he’d love and care for you with his entire being 
  • he’d spoon hug you at night time and hold your hand  and whisper how much he loves you in that deep voice by your ear until u fall into a deep sleep while being caressed in his arms 
  • hes like that kind of guy who would just love to wake you up in the moring tho 
  • and your like 
  • tae
  • no 
  • its like 7:30 wyd 
  • and he’s just like the sunshine himself like he shines so bright in the morning and literally he wants to get up early bc he wants to cherish every moment of you being beside him 
  • jfdklsfjlksdfjls and like!!!!! you’d complain bc like…..ur not the moring type yah know sleep is gr8 and he’d ultimately win bc he has this puppy face and would take ur hands and play with them and swing them to wake you up 
  • he’s basically a grown child 
  • okAY and so like why do i not see him being the type to romanticize the whole doing the ‘boom-boom’ 
  • i feel like he’d be the type to just like rush into it like ‘bAbE I WANT kIDS liKE ASAP’ 
  • but then again he wouldn’t rush you or pressure you or anything he’d wait for you 
  • and like one night you did it ok you did the boom-boom alright and like it was great obvs 
  • ill let u be dirty by yourselves im not going to go into that rn this is a fluff post 
  • quench ur thirst elsewhere 
  • anywhoo a few weeks pass and like you are getting that morning sickness yeah? I mean i never been preggers but im going off basic knowledge?? 
  • so okay like you wake up in the middle of the night like 3 in the morning and like tae wakes up of course and you are like in the bathroom spilling your guts out and at first ur like super confused and tae is worried as hell
  • but then his eyes just light up out of no where and ur like ??? 
  • “ARE YOU PREGNANT”??? like the question just busts out of him like a popped balloon ok he’s like half excited and half anxious and worried for you and he starts pacing the bathroom 
  • and ur like babe??? calm down idk if im pregnant ok i might just be sick?? 
  • and he looks at you and gets on his knees alright and looks you in the eyes and he just like “im going to walmart” and ur like 
  • wAIT 
  • that boy is already out the door with his pajamas still on ok like he gives zero fucks like he needs to know noW 
  • he slams that pregnancy test on the conveyor belt and he’s legit jumping up and down bc he wants to get back to his wiFE 
  • and the cashier lady is tired asf and like “whats dis mofo doing here kjdsklgjls” and then she smiles and says “good luck~” 
  • sO tae gets back home ok and he hands u the thing and ur like alright alrigHT 
  • and that boy will not leave ur side ok u better know it and ur like tae??? ummmmm can i please pee on this thing in peace thx 
  • and hes like oh shit sorry 
  • so u pee on the stick and guess whattttt 
  • ur preggers 
  • u kinda just exit the bathroom with a sly smile on your face
  • and tae has bulging eyes waiting for a response 
  • “im pregnant” 
  • you better bet your sweet little ass he’s gonna be all over you he’s gonna be swinging u around and kissing your face and crying 
  • and seeing him crying makes u cry and next thing you know the next morning your letting the fam know
  • everyone is just like congrats!!!!!
  • and now comes the nine months where tae is legit your body gaurd like he is so protective 
  • he was protective to begin with but now its like he took some super dad power pills and he is always attached to u like everywhere you look tae is there like a leech attached to your back 
  • like “thATS mY BABY in YOU I GOTTA BE ABLE TO PROTECT TWO AT ONCE NOW” 
  • hed be feeding you breakfast every morning and go throughout your day eating healthy meals 
  • gotta make sure that baby is nourished!!!!!!
  • im crying ok omg breAK 
  • back ok liSTEN 
  • you would get that baby bump and he’d rub your belly all the time and he’d jump out of his skin when the baby moves or kicks and he’s just “!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” 
  • and your lauging and he wants to cry again bc he is so in awe like ?? thats his baby moving around in there 
  • and he’d want to sing to the baby all the time like 
  • youd be lying in bed and hed start singing little nursery rhymes and your heart just swells and the baby can detect that sort of thing??? and it starts to move around around and you tell tae that the baby likes his singing and that makes him do it even more often
  • also not to mention being pregnant is effing painful so he’d always be there to rub your aching back and give you butterfly kisses all the time to ease your pain
  • okay and then you go and u find out the sex of your baby and like you think its gonna be a boy but tae thinks its gonna be a girl idk why i just feel like tae would want a girl 
  • so u go and you find out that it’s a girl!!!!!!!!! and tae won’t leave u alone abt how he was right 
  • and u decide on a name and no doubt its cute ofc 
  • okay so your whole pregnancy goes like this and so then 
  • ur water breaks 
  • oh shit amiright 
  • tae freaks the fuck out but like not as much as you were 
  • like your in pain and hoLY FuCK they baby iS coMING nOW 
  • and yout screaming and tae is trying to be calm but he’s runnning around and trying to get you into the car and he’s freaking out while driving like 
  • moVE biTCHES mY bABY and WiFE ARE IN THIS CAR 
  • he’s like speeding down the highway to get to the hospital ok 
  • this boy has got zero chill 
  • he half carries you into the hospital and everything happens to fast
  • hes sitting beside you holding your hand tight as your screaming your lungs out giving birth 
  • and tae is half-way feeling guilty that you’re going through this pain 
  • but fAST foRWARD and your healthy baby girl is born!!!! 
  • and like at first tae was about to bounce on the doctors like he wants his kid now but they had to go clean her up 
  • and when they finish tae holds her little body in his arms and he’s crying 
  • “look at her” 
  • “she’s so beautiful” 
  • “it’s my baby” 
  • he looks at you then with tears gleaming in his eyes 
  • and he brings her over to you and your holding her and you can’t believe you did it 
  • as ur baby girl grows up like tae is such a protective father 
  • he’d proababy want to cry if she ever got hurt 
  • and you notice that as she grew that she had tae’s sparking eyes and gleaming box smile that you always adored you 
  • she had your cute nose 
  • and face shape 
  • Tae would try so hard to make her look so cute like braid her hair and pick out cute clothes and you’d just smile and let him be 
  • him being happy with your child was enough to make your insides melt 
  • he’d be that dad who’d volunteer to change the diapers and get up in the morning and your just like babe!!! i got it its fine!!!! im ok i can do it!!!! 
  • and after seeing you go through that pain for 9 months he wants to repay you back and in turn he also gets to spend time with his kid and he is happy doing it 
  • youd both play with that baby all the time and be all over the floor with that baby ok and the squeal of joy that erupts from that childs mouth is what fuels tae and you to keep living in this beautiful world
  • when it comes time for her to go to school hed be so scared like hes letting his baby girl go off alone??? nO 
  • and ur like tae its alright babe its ok its good for her and he gets that but still??? 
  • also your daughter would have that same laugh that tae does and every time she does it your stomach gets butterflies 
  • and whenever she cried tae would be like the first one at the scene 
  • and whenever she had her temper tantrums he’d be the one to baby her 
  • and your like tae we cant do that we gotta have disipline 
  • and hes not having it
  • that baby is gonna be so spoiled rotten omg 
  • lord help us all 
  • but the thing is that baby will have the best parents in the entire universe like nothing can change that fact at all 
  • that baby is gonna grow up living a happiness filled life ok 
  • i really hope ya’ll enjoyed it!!!! 

hope-on-my-street  asked:

Can you imagine a bts member getting jimin gloves but the fingers being to long so they cut the fingers off so they are fingerless to 'solve the problem' but then his hands get cold so he just has to hold everyone's hands to stay warm! Yes please. Thank you for your wonderful drawings I love how you draw everyone!

NO OMG URE KILLING ME, I LOVE JIMINS FINGERS THEY ARE SO CUTE I CANT KSSBSJ and ty😭😭😭

anonymous asked:

Hi, just want to say love ur writings. And could you recommend any good namjoon fics out there?

i went through my fic recs list and realized that i dont have a lot so i started looking up more namjoon fics so thank you anon <3

reader-inserts

underground king by @sugajpg - first fic that came to mind cause litty titty omg everything i’ve ever wanted in a fic end me nOW boxer namjoon whipped namjoon my ass is rekt sideways namjoon 

after by @bxebxee​ - awelrkajwer i cant believe i just read this now but this is a good balance of fluff and smut like praise lord namjoon

a favor by @btssmutgalore​ - e n d m e  p l s 

constellations by @yoongguksx​ - it was so so so so soft until he went hard

hands on by @your-miss-right​ - omg the cute kills me

mxm

all you need is love (and pink) by vppa - namjin ; one of my all time faves it was just so so cute i loved it omg i love 

sweet dreams by penjasin - vmon ; omg this was so fucking good i love sei holy shit be aware of tagging/warnings!

when you say jump, i say how high daddy? by voseok - minjoon ; liSTEN this is my favorite fic of all fucking time for minjoon i rec this to every single person looking for minjoon and namjoon because o h mf glkejrawer just be aware of the warnings because u rlly need to be comfy with it!! 

got my body so wet by fatal (cumrich) - minjoon ; omg fans self this is wowowwo just so good it’s pure smut in the abo world 

beta tau sigma by bazooka - ot7 centered but namjin pairing and omfg this is such a classic that you have have to read, it’s so so good and so fucking hilarious and just so bangtan it hurts

anything by bazooka for namjin is amazing like not even kidding, ANYTHING, read all their fics pls (some faves include you have 1 new messageA Wonderful InstitutionThe Mark of an Educated Mind)

i hope you enjoy these anon <3

BTS  when their s/o is sleeping

i do not own any of these gifs


jin;

Jin would have come home from the studio, excited to see you, ready to tell you about his day he finds you asleep in the couch lightly snoring with your mouth open. He would find it adorable, he would get lost looking at your peaceful expression as he stood on the other side of the room. Eventually he would go and get you a blanket and tuck you in as he sat on the couch opposite to observe every last feature on your face.

Originally posted by jjilljj


Suga;

You two were on the couch together and suga was telling you a story about a performance he had recently done. after he finished he looked over to you respecting a response but instead saw you asleep, cuddled up to a pillow. at first he would be a bit annoyed, that was a really good story why did she fall asleep until he realised how late it was. sighing, he would grab a blanket and wrap himself around it before wrapping himself around you falling asleep.

Originally posted by vthesecretoilet


Rap Monster;

You was in the studio with Namjoon and it was late, all the other boys had left but Namjoon wanted to write some more lyrics. sighing you began to drift off on the one of the chairs next to Namjoon. He wouldn’t notice , too focused on his lyrics until he ran out of imagination. sitting up he’d look at you needing inspiration only to see you asleep next to him. He’d just look at you, soaking in everything about you. looking at you in that moment Namjoon felt like he could write millions albums about you.

Originally posted by softykook


Jimin:

you’d go to sleep when Jimin was out working and wake up this beautiful site. Any time Jimin saw you asleep he’d spend that time just looking at you.

Originally posted by jikookxkookmin


jhope:

Hed wake up before you and just spend that precious few minutes looking at you before the alarm went off. He would never tell you how much he treasured them moments in the morning just seeing your bare skin face, looking at all your features and wondering how anyone could think of you as anything less than perfect and oh my god i am not screaming

Originally posted by jimint-condition


v:

The amount of will power it would take him not to go and squish you with cuddles and kisses because of how cute you looked is admirable. Many photos would be taken and sent to the boys with the caption look how adorable she is omg i cant acwqhfscw safe to say his reaction is basically our reaction to seeing him sleeping  

Originally posted by jeonthegreat

Jungkook:

You fell asleep on the couch when you two were watching a movie. he didnt realise, being so perplexed in the film until it had finished when he saw you. he awed at your cuteness before carefully picking you up and bringing you to your bed before tucking you inn. he wasn’t worried about waking you up because, like Jungkook you was a heavy sleeper. He would tuck you in and give you a kiss on the forehead admiring your face one last time before turning the light off and getting some sleep himself.

Originally posted by nevermindmyg