hes so cute and sweet and funny omg

Reasons to love Dragon Age Inquisition cast

Cassandra

- Tough and gorgeous

- Could kill you.

- *Disgusted noises*

- Tsundere

- Loves poetry

- Like seriously, its her kink most likely

- So cute when in love

- Is also the best mom you could ask for

- „Ugh.“

- Owned Iron Bull more than once

- Made him fall when she hit him with a stick.

- Don´t mess with her.

- She´s tougher than all your guy friends combined.

- „DEAL. WITH.  IT.“

- You totally watched her walk. Dont lie to yourself


Varric

- Is still awesome

- Still hot and cute tbh

- Best one liners

- Will probably write a story about you

- His crossbow is named Bianca.

- It´s important

- Like really important, the devs wont let you change his weapon just like that.

- HUG HIM

- Doesn´t know wth is going on here.

- But still helps and becomes the best bro

- By that I mean, AGAIN.

- And you won´t complain

- If you hate on him I will fight you.

- And so will the entire fandom


Solas

- Acts serious but actually funny af

- Introvert

- Secretly intrigued by parties

- Knows everything

- Basically elf expert

- Also magic and Fade expert

- Also love expert

- EXPERT

- Just wants to sleep and dream.

- Can make you dream about anything you want

- Breaks your heart but you still love him inside

- Admit it, you romanced him more than once

- HOLY FUCK HE´S SMOOTH

- „Vhenan“


Dorian

- This shouldnt even be a question

- Look at that face

- He makes moustaches hot

- Sassy

- Precious

- Girls love him despite the fact hes gay

- Compliments you even if you play as a girl

- Because hes a sweetie

- Just wants to be loved and accepted

- The best and he knows it.

- STOP SMILING AT ME LIKE THAT.

- Loves his country and wants to make it better

- „Don´t worry, I´ll protect you“

- He got the booty

- Likes „watching you go“, so he can stare at your booty.


Sera

- Is elf but doesnt want to be all „elfy“

- „They got no breeches!“

- The crazy aunt.

- Makes no sense.

- Then makes more sense than everyone else

- Wants to save the world so she can play

- But you love her.

- Admit it

- Makes fun of Solas

- PRANKS

- „Arrows“

- Just doesnt want to be judged.

- Trolls Solas

- And Vivienne

- Is ok with Dorian and not because they´re both gay

- Also pals with Blackwall, its cute ok

- Likes qunari women


Cole

- The cinnamon roll

- Also the sinnamon roll

- Could kill you

- But is so innocent.

- Wants to help everyone

- EVERYONE

- Just wants people to be happy

- Literally so precious

- Dont you dare take off his hat.

- MY SON, DONT TOUCH HIM

- Doesnt care if people forget him.

- „What matters is, I helped.“

- Blunt in the most innocent way possible.

- If you don´t love him then there truly is no hope for you


Iron Bull

- He picked his name.

- Biggest Qunari in the trilogy.

- Also the funniest.

- Casually talks about sex

- Has the best squad in the world and he knows it.

- Seriously he´s precious with them.

- Nervous around magic and demons.

- But just hit him with a stick. He´ll feel better.

- HIT HIM DAMMIT.

- Gets owned by Cassandra.

- Flirts with Cassandra and she likes it.

- „Ride the bull?“

- Ends up with Dorian if you romance neither.

- And its kinda cute


Vivienne

- She´s beauty. She´s grace

- She´ll step on your face

- Let her

- Also knows everything

- Wants the Circle back because she knows mages are dangerous

- Is a mage herself btw

- Savage when roasting people

- Scary

- Like legit she scares Iron Bull

- Is the aunt we didn´t ask for, but the one we desperately need

- Admit it, you want her to give you fashion advice

- So pretty and elegant it´s not fair.


Blackwall

- What can he do? „Save the fucking world, if pressed“

- Says „fucking“ a lot.

- Cute beard

- MAKES A CUTE WOODEN GRIFFIN OK.

- Has a big heart

- But also tragic past

- Thinks he´s not worthy of love

- Or anything good

- Wants to make up for what he did.

- Actually cares about your cause

- Friends with Sera

- Trolls Solas about his …relationship with Spirits

- Hella funny, if you ask me.


Cullen

- Still cute

- Even cuter

- Grew so much

- Be proud of him

- Always doing his best.

- Great leader, you can count on him

- But still nervous when in love

- Got owned by his sister in chess.

- But then won by practising for weeks with his brother.

- HUG HIM

- Cute fluffy coat

- Y´all probably wanna wear it.

- The glare he gives to the soldier when he and his love get interrupted.

- Like omg

- His romance is literally so sweet

- Just as he is

- Two words. „The desk“


Josephine

- Greets you differently depending on your culture

- So thoughtful

- And sweet

- And cute

- But still great at what she does

- And the entire world knows it.

- Protect her.

- I love her design so much

- Cheers loudly with the soldiers, then covers her mouth shyly

- PRECIOUS

- Such a dork

- Tells great stories

- Really fun, but tries to act all decent, its cute.


Lelianna

- Baby girl

- She grew up so much

- Could kill you

- No, seriously.

- Also really tough.

- Probably even more than Cassandra.

- Deserves everything good.

- P. R. O.T. E. C.T. Her

- In an alternate timeline, gives her life to save you.

- Probably mentally strongest girl in the game

- I just want to hug her

- BUT THE GAME WONT LET ME

- Still giggles like a school girl when remembering her lover tho

- „S/He misses me!“

- Best sis you could ask for basically.

supportive-bird  asked:

hello!! im sorry you had a nightmare, i know how that feels;;; but, deh hcs!! i have this dumb hc that jared harbours a top secret love for sweet mushy kids shows like winnie the pooh and sesame street and watches them when hes in a bad mood and one day Connor or one of the other kids finds out and then that one meme like "go ahead and tell,, no one will believe you" happens and its jus t cute and funny gdshkefqebf idk,,

omg i love this so much <3

anonymous asked:

this boy and i like each other and he's just so pure and sweet. every moment with him is so pure and wholesome, and he never fails to make me smile even on my worst days. when something funny happens we just look at each other and he gives me the cutest grin ive ever seen. i just want to ruffle his hair and kiss his cheek. he makes me unbelievably happy, and he treats me right too. his laugh makes me crack up and it does this thing where it echoes in my head and makes me feel all warm and happy

Omg this is so cute 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️

mini-and-boop  asked:

You should watch neko samurai! Its this series where a samurai is asked to kill a Cat but the cat is too darn cute to kill so he just keeps it. The samurai REALLY reminded me of mink because he's so stoic and conflicted but in the end the Cat helps him to open up c: so the cat is like aoba! Its really funny and the ending is so sweet i cried so much!!Sorry just seeing all your aoba cat girls reminded me of this and I thought you might like it? :D anyways just a suggestion. I love your art!!!!

omg so that’s where this picture is from???

lol After going through some images, I’m really tempted to check it out now (the kitty’s so cute~). Thanks for telling me! :)

anonymous asked:

HC for dates with Carisi? I feel like he's slightly over the top and fidgety, since he's so eager to please. And he's friggin cute.

OMG YES I TOTALLY AGREE!

-When he initially asks you out on a date, he wouldn’t be able to keep himself from blushing and fumbling over his words. You’re just so cute and funny and sweet and he’s so afraid that you’re going to say no. But how could you turn him down?

-Sonny is so eager to impress, he wants everything to be absolutely perfect because in his eyes you deserve the world and nothing less. 

-I feel like for a first date, he would definitely try to plan an amazing picnic in Central Park. He totally cooked everything himself and he would have such a proud smile on his face when he tells you he did so.

-His smile only grows when you compliment him on the food. Come on, Carisi is an amazing cook lets be real here. 

-But then, the nerves hit him out of nowhere. I mean, he saw and complimented you on the pretty sundress you were wearing but damn was he really starting to take notice when you laid back on the blanket. 

-First, he’s just fidgeting with his hands and trying to avoid your eyes.

-Oh god, he’s stuttering and tripping over his words again. And there comes the blush. 

-Good thing he brought wine. Maybe it will help calm his nerves. He could only hope. 

-In his effort to get the bottle open, he somehow manages to spill it all over that darling little sundress. 

-Oh my GOD he would DIE of mortification. He would be so embarrassed and he’d hastily try to help you clean up. He doesn’t think his cheeks had ever been so red.

-You’re just laughing though, shaking your head and assuring him that it’s alright. At least it was white wine. 

-Forget the wine, your laugh was all he needed to calm himself down, and he finds himself laughing beside you. 

NCT cheering you up when you feel sad

Ten:Look baby what I got for you! Your favorite candy!!!” Finally you let out a shy smile…You just can’t resist his charms…and that candy looks really delicious!

Taeyong: *attempts doing aegyo* *you’re not smiling yet* *tries one more time* You finally burst out into laughter…he does it so cute and prettily, that makes you forget everything!

Doyoung: *makes a video call* *shows weird faces* *you look confused* Finally you let out a big laughter making him laugh too at your reaction! He is really good at bringing your mood up! Such an adorable bunny!

Kun: *sends you a video message

If you won’t come over I’ll drink your favorite coffee…oups I already drank some!” You make an angry face but finally smile, now you want to hurry up and have a taste of that coffee from his lips… 

Hansol: *takes you out for shopping*

 “Choose everything you want, I’ll buy it for you…” he grabs a sexy outfit for you. At first you feel shy to change into it, but you go on with a smile and try it. He approves as how good and sexy you look…but he does it so seriously, that you can’t hold your laughter anymore…you are finally feeling happy again!

Jaehyun: *offers you a potato chip and while you open your mouth, he puts away his hand and eats it by himself, savoring it really loud*  You look at him a bit mad, but finally show a shy smile as you watch him eating! He is so cute every time he eats something, you want to cherish his smile forever!

Yuta: “Come here honey, let me show you something…” 

*attempts grabbing your hand, but you won’t let him* 

Tries one more time, while he brings it near his face and kisses it like a gentleman, comforting you at how beautiful you look when you are happy…you finally face him with a big smile! It’s impossible to resist to his charms…

Taeil: He’s not very good at cheering up other people, since he always looks awkward or makes weird gestures. This time he lets out his crazy inner self by making funny faces and it’s just impossible for you to keep you face straight…I mean, what’s with that tongue tease? He asks to be kissed too, after he made you laugh so hard.

Win Win: He loves non-verbal language and uses it every time he wants to cheer you up, since he knows that you laugh pretty hard at his funny way of expressing himself…by making those cute gestures. You go on with a smile and join him for playing…whatever he wants to play… 

Mark: First, he tries to pull-off a seductive expression, but then he faces your disappointed face and cracks up laughing…of course you laughed too at his cute failed attempted of making you think he was some kind of player…Well, in your eyes he is so sweet, you just can’t view him in any other ways.

Johnny: A masculine tall man like him doing aegyo is something you can’t handle…Your sadness goes away the moment you crack up laughing at how dorky-cutely looks making those face gestures.

Jaemin: *plays his favorite song* He starts dancing like a crazy excited kid pulling off some “manly gestures”, but you already laugh as soon as he starts bouncing. He is so adorable and his smile is really contagious…impossible to feel sad around this cutie pie.

Haechan: *shows you some moves, while he tries to act out seductively* You ask him to stop being so quirky since he is a still a kid, but he goes with it and you just can’t stop laughing at how mischievous he looks…

Jeno: Asks you if you want some food, while he stills chews up on some rice…you burst into a hard laughter at how funny he looks…and if it wasn’t enough even he laughs of his own derpy actions… He is so precious!

Jisung: He doesn’t need words or silly actions to cheer you up, just looking at him being adorable makes you laugh so hard! He knows his presence makes people feel happy, that’s why he sticks to his cute-sweet image! He does look like a baby-chick for some reason…

anonymous asked:

i have a crush on these two dudes. one is hella sweet and funny and went out of his way to walk with me for 15 minutes on a cold day instead of getting in the car w everyone else and driving (there wasnt room for me). the other i was told was gay but actually just broke up w his girlfriend and he has been rly affectionate w me and he almost kissed me in front of everyone (he was a 1/2 inch away) by sliding into me but never actually said anything and im dieing they're so cute

Omg dude how do you handle two crushes at once I cant even handle one?? Wild

anonymous asked:

Hi, so I really just wanted to tell you how much youve helped me in the past couple of months. Really, whenever I was having a stressful day or overloaded with schoolwork I'd see your posts on my dash and you'd say something funny or post a cute ass ootd and I'd just feel better. You remind me about how much I love Namjoon and how much he inspires me to follow my dreams. I don't know. I just appreciate you being here and I appreciate you so thank you so so much.

omg you have no idea how much that means to me jfc thank you so much honestly. getting messages like this really make putting up with all the annoying shit worth it. you’re so unbelievably sweet and I’m happy you look to me or this blog as a means to make you happy and forget everything that’s troubling you. thank you so much I know I can say it a million times but really, thank you. keep working hard, it will all payoff 

They're Both Idiots

Viktor: I’ll only kiss it if it’s gold though! Hmm~ have any ideas ;)???

Yuuri: -hnghgnn…….

Viktor: ..What did you just think ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ??

Yuuri: …that’s…. uhh…

Yuuri:FUCKMEFUCKME IS HE FLIRTING?? WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO I WANNA SUCK HIS COCK SO BADLY OMG!! DOES THIS MEAN HE LIKES ME?? BC DEAR LORD, I WANT THAT BOY. I WANNA BE FUCKED UNTIL I CAN’T WALK. HOLY SHIT, I’VE SEEN HIM NAKED I KNOW WHAT HE COULD DO TO ME. PLEASE GOD, LET ME HAVE THIS!!!!

FUCK. I HAVEN’T SAID ANYTHING FOR LIKE A FULL 3 MINUTES!! WHATSHOULDISAYNOW??!!!

Yuuri: That I’m going to continue skating for another year!

Viktor Wow!! Yay!

Viktor: whydidhenotjusttakethebait?!?yuuri,cantuseeivebeenpinningforyouforagoodyearnow?!?!pleaseiwanttofuckandthencuddletogetherafterwardswhywontyoujustgiveiinnnnnnnnnntoyourbodylikeilysmplease

anonymous asked:

i have this headcanon that sasuke is like super cuddly but he doesnt wanna admit it but naruto finds out one day when they are watching a movie or something and sasuke keeps on acting funny and hes slowly scooting closer and closer to naruto and naruto cant help but think his bf is just too cute and tells him its okay to want to be cuddled AHHH 💕

This is the cutest headcanon, it made my whole day! ;3; I’d love to write something like this soon tbh, it’s such a sweet thought. Sasuke just being “shut up and put your stupid arm around me, dobe” while Naruto’s trying not to snicker. They’re such precious dorks. 

taking care of jisung

-alright so basically ur young but not as young as jisung 
-ur like kinda the same age as the hyung line i guess ???
-so yeah taeyong asked u to take care of jisung while him and the others had to do something else it was probs smth like 01 liners+ only lol
-btw this isn’t like taking place in sm maybe they’re somewhere abroad nd only had limited staff help okay
-but jisung is always so quiet with u while the other members all love you and honestly get so excited whenever u visit
-and u honestly begin to think that he doesn’t like u
-which makes u sad bc u rly want him to like u ahh !! :((((
-so u were a bit reluctant to agree nd u explained why
-but for some reason taeyong just started laughing n u were like “okay ???”
-but yeah in the end u finally agreed
-so taeyong told u everything before he and the rest left
-he told u exactly where everything was
-he told u what food u should give him in case he got hungry
-and guess what u did??
-ignore everything he said lmAO
-like u literally didn’t even pay attention
-u were nervous as heck nd tae realised that
-so he was like “hey don’t worry abt it okay it’s gonna be fine”
-the minis all crowded around u giving u a big hug each and they left
-so it was just u and jisung
-and jisung was so quiet
-like he didn’t even utter a single word since u first got here
-so ur trying to make a conversation
-u start off like “hey jisung how r u doing?”
-nd he’s just like “umm okay” with a blank facial expression
-which u could barely see bc he didN’T EVEN LOOK AT U
-that’s literally it
-he doesn’t say anything else
-nd at that point ur mentally like “what do i do omg”
-u were actually vv sad that he didn’t like u
-bc he’s the maknae and the others always say how sweet he acts sometimes
-and ur actually kinda jealous of them
-so u thought like “okay i’m going to try and take care of him well nd hopefully he’ll forget abt his hatred towards me”
-so u got warm soft fuzzy blankets
-made popcorn (forget the healthy food tae said to give him amirite)
-nd u put on a cute funny kids movie u hoped jisung would like
-it was actually quite funny bc u were laughing too
-and then oh wow what a miracle u heard jisung laughing
-so u looked at him and he looked so cute and precious oH MY GOD !!!
-but then u remembered how he never smiled for u and u suddenly got rly emo
-u like scooted closer to him on the sofa and pulled him on ur lap
-he actually kinda stiffened tbh but u didn’t realise
-so u asked the question that always distracted u whenever u saw jisung
-”jisungie why do u hate me?” u asked softly
-u absentmindedly stroked his soft hair
-it was rly soft wow u never touched it before
-jisung mumbled smth along the lines of “i’m sorry i don’t hate u”
-and u turned him to face u and u saw his glassy eyes
-and u were like “omg baby don’t cry it’s okay it’s okay”
-while amost crying urself bc hE DOESN’T HATE U !!!! and seeing him almost cry makes u sad
-nd u kissed his head multiple times to comfort him
-then u sat him back down on the couch again and got up
-u asked if he was hungry and he nodded cutely so u called for a pizza
-and when it arrived and stuff u both dug in honestly
-u two were sO hungry
-and then suddenly jisung was like “can i feed u this slice of pizza”
-and u practically dIED bc oH MY GOD what a precious lil baby angel !!!!!
-at that moment u swore to protect him from any and all harm
-so u let him and opened ur mouth for the pizza
-when it reached ur mouth and u were about to bite it taeyong and the others arrived home
-and where u two were sat was literally in front of the door 
-like u two were on the couch right facing the tv n the tv was right next to the door therefore u were kinda facing the door too
-and they walked in on jisung feeding u pizza lol
-the hyung line kept teasing u and saying stuff like “ur the one who’s supposed to feed and take care of him not the other way round!!111!111!”
-and the minis crowded around jisung and gave him playful shoulder punches and a bunch of “ooooh’s” teasingly
-which u were kinda confused about
-then taeyong pulled u aside grinning nd was like “so he finally told u why he always acted so quiet around u?”
-u were confused and u were like “no ????? elaborate”
-taeyong leaned in closer to ur ear and whispered “bc he has a crush on u”

SO. Maybe I’m analyzing too much but I’ll say what I think. You’re free to laugh at me if you want to I don’t see you anyway…


This moment contains too much feels :


- The moment he’s pushed against Xiumin, Luhan looks RIGHT at Xiumin lips…AND his face screams I WANT THOSE LIPS ON MINE NOW.


- Then he doesn’t look away, NO, he looks into Xiumin’s eyes !! Normally you feel kinda uneasy when you look into someone’s eyes when you’re face is this close. But no, his eyes tell everything but uneasiness…


- He smiles. And his smile is not “omg this is so funny ”. It fits perfectly with the message his eyes convey. this smile is a sweet smile, a smile you have when you see something cute , adorable or when you look at someone dear to your heart.

This is a behaviour you see between lovers. Or when it’s between friends, anyone from the outside who’d see this would question the relationship.

In short, it really looks like Luhan’s in love here.

I’d love to see a Xiumin’s version of this gif, to see what’s his reaction.

this is my opinion, not an affirmation.

Request: SeokJin gifs!

+ me fangirling 

request? send an ask!

Originally posted by bwiseoks

We gotta start here baby. Cause like…, he’s hotter than that goddamn fire lmao

Originally posted by hey-seoul-sistah

BLOND JIN SAVES LIVES

Originally posted by sweaterpawsjimin

*chills* 

Originally posted by jjks

JUST KIDDING. JIN IN GENERAL SAVES LIVES

Originally posted by bts0726

PRINCE JIN :^)

Originally posted by bwipsul

Can he please look at me like this….

Originally posted by vminv

Pucker up Jin cause here I come !!! ~~ smooch smooch

Originally posted by bwiseoks

(^;

Originally posted by vminv

HOW IS HE SO PERFECT….

Originally posted by sugmon

O^O

Originally posted by jeony

TIME FOR “FETUS JIN!”

Originally posted by vhope

No words..

Originally posted by daesbulge

JinKook at its finest!

Originally posted by vhope

*THROWS RINGS @ JIN* MARRY ME

Originally posted by vubbletae

This boy is underappreciated, please love him <3

Originally posted by jungkooksarms

……. I WAA NT TO KISS HIM


Originally posted by kthmxn

Okay, but like… I really miss watching EatJin videos. These videos were a way for me to feel less lonely when I’m eating… <3 

Originally posted by seokjinsdiary

Let’s take a moment and appreciate him eating well, well pizza isn’t that healthy but at least he’s eating xD 

Originally posted by for-seokjin

The way he eats is so adorable. He kinda gets all scrunched up and his lips pucker and his cheeks protrude!! (JHOPE STOP LMFAO)

Originally posted by theyarebangtanboys

NOMNOMNOM

Originally posted by taedboy

HE KINDA LOOKS LIKE A LLAMA OMERGERD SO CUTE

Originally posted by paramdungirl

^^^ THIS IS SO FUNNY. OMG JIN.XD

Originally posted by sunnypost

We can’t ignore this. We can’t forget this. xD

Originally posted by jungkookiescookies

HE IS AN ACTUAL WALKING MEME

Originally posted by baebsaes

^ me when I see him

Originally posted by daesbulge

UHHH HOW?!?!?!?1111

Originally posted by frutillito

EVEN DEAN WINCHESTER KNOWS JIN IS SEXY XD

Originally posted by bangtanmemess

can’t forget pink flipphone x jin

Originally posted by kim-taehyvngs

Alright, ending this here! <3 note: Jin is such a funny, sweet, caring member. Some of you may not appreciate him as other members, but please don’t ignore him, he is as important as everyone else is!!!! <3

anonymous asked:

school yoonmin where yoongi is running to class but spares time to kiss his boy frnd ;(

jimin has been waiting at his boyfriend’s locker like he usually does for 10 minutes and is about to walk to his next class, figuring that yoongi must have gotten caught up with some work, when he sees a familiar figure jogging over to him.

“sorry babe, i’ve got this project that’s due tomorrow so i’ve been using all my free time to work on it and i just came to grab my book for my next class because i’m running late and you should get to class too and i’ll see you at lunch, okay?”, yoongi babbles as he opens his locker and grabs a few books before giving jimin’s shoulder a pat and running off towards his next class, not giving the younger boy a chance to reply. 

jimin just shakes his head in amusement and starts to make his way to class when someone grabs him from behind and turns him around to push him back into the locker; and he almost yells but then yoongi’s lips are on his, short and sweet, and when he pulls away there’s a shy grin on his face: “i almost forgot.”

give me a pairing and au, i’ll write a 3-sentence fic

kainxkim  asked:

Not a request or anything buuuut, WHY YOUNGJAE GET NO LOVING??? Dx He's such a cutie patootie, it's such a shame not much of the fans pay attention to him.

I HONESTLY HAVE NO IDEA OMG YOUNGJAE IS THE DEFINITION OF PERFECT??? HE’S AN ANGEL FROM ABOVE I’M SURE OF IT

okay he’s THE NICEST THING EVER, HELLA SWEET, SUCH A CUTE AND SHY BABY, FUNNY AF, HAS THE VOICE OF AN ANGEL AND WHEN HE LAUGHS I CAN HEAR JESUS. when he laughs… i seE MOSES PARTING THE RED SEA LIKE HIS EYES FORM CRESCENTS AND THEN HE TILTS HIS NECK BACK AND IT’S JUST SO CUTE OMG

LIKE HIS LAUGH SERIOUSLY IF THIS ISN’T THE CUTEST THING YOU’VE EVER SEEN YOU’RE LYING TO YOURSELF

LOOK AT THE CUTE YOU CAN’T LOOK AT THIS CUTE AND NOT GIGGLE TO URSELF

AW FALLING BACK ONTO THE WATER IT OK CUTE

EYE SMILE IM WHEEZING

I FEEL LIKE HE COULD STAB ME REPEATEDLY IN THE EYE WITH A PENCIL AND PUNCH ME IN THE THROAT AND STILL BE CUTE U KNOW ??

DADDY

AND SOMETIMES THE FACES HE MAKES—

#ballin #ballislife #havinthatgoodaftime #illest #thehelladopest

is he stretching his mouth

SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT HE’S DOING????

but pls tHIS IS THE BEST ONE I’M STILL LAUGHING OH MY GOD w h at

um

HE ALWAYS LOOKS SO CONFUSED IT’S SO KSJFASKDFH I WANT HIM pls

thank you based god

???

WHAT IS HE DOING

ya man, i feel u

pls he’s nich.in.bi for a reason ok

ok but real fckn talk. he’s so sweet??? SO SWEE T I’M TELLING YOU

talkin to cute fan. cavities

ALSO HIS ENGLISH IS PERFECT OK youngrish=yaaAAASS MAMA

conclusion: choi youngjae is a precious human being angel baby that deserves the world but unfortunately only .053414% of igot7s are appreciative of him???!! sO IF YOU DON’T THEN I WILL FIND YOU, POUNCE ON YOU AND SLAP YOU IN THE FACE WITH A SLIM JIM WHILE SHOVING A BOTTLE OF VINEGAR UP UR NOSTRIL OK BECAUSE “it’s not hard!!!” HONESTLY

lmao i’m done but SRSLY HE’S PERFECTION PLEASE LOVE HIM thank you. /this has been a public service announcement/

At Darren’s opening night, Mia was actually being really really cute! omg her and Chuck were at the bar before the show started and she was saying to the bartender “ugh I hope i get kissed by him! hes so cute!” (because the bartender didnt knnow who she was and he was teasing him) and Chuck kept giggling cause he thought she was being funny it was so sweet. And then she went out with Darren’s family to dinner next door afterwards. And also, Darren’s Parents Complimented my friends costume! (because we were dressed as Hedwig and Yitzhak) Darren’s Family is just so cute 

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OMG guys this is the vid where Matty talks about my video and it’s so funny! he’s really sweet and he laughs idk i’m crying and shaking i know it sounds stupid but it’s like ‘he knows me’ at least like the person who made that video… i never expected this! i made that vid just for fun the last year. It’s cute idk. He made me smile and that’s all what i need right now.

Thanks to the girl who told me about this! xx

EXO: A Summary
  • XIUMIN: abs. omfg his motherfucking abs good god. have u seen them so fucking gorgeous i literally cant. also his smile. acc his whole entire face. ACC HIS WHOLE ENTIRE EXISTENCE JUST SLAYS ME IM DONE HES SO HOT IM TRASH BYE
  • LUHAN: no please dont im gonna start crying (but the most beautiful piece of shit ever omfg just. i hate him)
  • KRIS: NO NOPE NO gonna start crying even more (my galaxy king why)
  • SUHO: the leader and hes like really rich i guess. tbh im still tearing up over kris and luhan
  • LAY: dimple. fucking perf. angel. ummm yea. unicorn. ok basically hes lowkey perfect and it makes u wanna punch him. moving on.
  • BAEKHYUN: ok this little shit. where tf do i even start. hes that frat boy that knows hes fucking sexy and funny and perfect AND RUBS IT IN UR FACE IM DONE FIGHT ME BACON
  • CHEN: ok he would be frat boy #2 except hes so fucking sweet and kind. even tho hes cute af and funny and CAN SING LIKE A FUCKING ANGEL hes just still such a genuinely nice person. i cant. fight me too.
  • CHANYEOL: ok.... u know what.... i cant. his smile is like literally happiness and he fucking knows it and he FUCKING KNOWS HOW HOT HE IS and hes practically frat boy #2 except hes a sneaky little shit who knows how to be just sweet enough to make him seem like a good boy. no. hes fucking not. ive got u figured out yoda ears.
  • D.O.: omg.... so basically he really did creep me out in the beginning with his big ass eyes and his blank expressions XD but lol he chill and he knows how to keep the frat boys in the group in check and im grateful for tht <3 also hes acc a good actor like damn satan where u been hiding
  • TAO: THIS BITVH OMFG WHERE DO I START. i love him so much. and i hate him so much too. omg. so hes a panda. he can like kick ur ass and be all sexy af and all but then HE WILL DO A TRIPLE FUCKING BACK FLIP KICK SHIT AND MAKE UR HEART FUCKING POUND LIKE NOBODY BUSINESS BECAUSE HES FANGIRLING OVER A STUFFED ANIMAL LIKE EXCUSE ME?!?!?!! WHO GAVE U PERMISSION!?!!?!?! and lets please for the sake of my sanity not delve into more detail bc just no. although it should be noted that he cant be classified as a frat boy bc his cockiness levels reach heights beyond this world and just i cant deal with it and i want to fucking fight him so hard.
  • KAI: ahhh kai someone normal to talk about. well kinda. hes got that whole jekyll and hyde thing going on. because when hes performing and shit (dance beast btw) hes like the sexist piece of shit ever like omfg his face everything is just sex. like im sorry but its true. BUT THEN when he gets off stage hes this cute little piece of shit like ???? BITCH WHAT ????? NO U WERE JUST MAKING ME FEEL ALL TYPES OF WAYS AND NOW U ACTING LIKE THE VIRGIN MARY ALL PURE AND SHIT LIKE U DIDNT JUST DO THE STRIPPER DANCE OF UR LIFE. bitch.
  • SEHUN: oh good god. i just. where do i even start omg. um hes rude, hes cocky. but hes fucking gorgeous and HE FUCKING KNOWS IT. im srsly so done with the frat boys in this group knowing how fucking hot they are and basking in it LIKE PLZ BE LIKE CHEN. PLZ STOP THRUSTING UR DICK IN MY MOUTH LIKE U KNOW IM GONNA SUCK IT. (bc i would omg i hate myself) he also cannot be classified as a frat boy bc his cockiness levels also reach extraterrestrial heights. but not as high as Tao's bc Tao is so shameless about himself. but back to sehun. check out his butt, its hot.
  • ~{wow this turned out so long im sorry}~