hes not spooky at all hes a hot dog

RTExtraLife Quotes Bob Ross to 2spooky

“God I’m horrifying”

“Children are weak and feeble and die a lot”

“*whispering* ohhhhh ohhhhh ohhhhh ohhhh”

“What the fuck is a sausage fight?”

“Those children ain’t gonna save themselves they need that money”

“Most small, soft skulled, prone to disease children wouldn’t survive”

*Brandon paints with a sausage*

*Zach puts paint brush on pants*

“It looks like I shit the front of my pants”

*Aaron flips off Barb*

*Miles hugs painting*

“I forgot to sign my painting” *stabs painting with knife*

“That’s a paint glory hole”

“I made an easel fort” *easel draped around head*

“THIS STARTED BECAUSE I WAS BORED AND NOW ITS A PROBLEM”

“I could take you in a sausage fight”

*Brandon throws sausage and breaks a glass*

“I got this for you” *hands skinned sausage*

“Or are you an off screen voice of the devil?”

“I peddle in money and broken dreams”

“Everybody eats a pie at there own pace, not a pie eating contest, and that raises a bunch of money.”

“Die alone and eat a donut”

“DONT LET ANYBODY TELL YOU ART IS DEAD BECAUSE WE RAISED 100,000,000 DOLLARS”

“We were hitting each other with raw sausage?? Chris what is wrong with you”

“I get outta this chair when you throw me out of it, you son of a bitch!”

“I got my whale underwear on today”

“I can do anything Chris can do, but better!”

“It might be water, it might be vodka who knows”

“Zach are you just planking?”

“There’s some twerking requests”

*Chris explains childbirth*

“They kissed each other on the mouth, then they kissed each other on the organs”

“So your mom put your dads penis into her vigina”

“These little men [sperm] swam inside your mom” “I’m a good swimmer”

“JUST LIKE LUKE SKYWALKER”

“This explosion of sperm formed a face, and arms, and legs” “Well it didn’t finish” (Zach is cripple)

“Knock knock. Who’s there? Let me out of your vigina.”

“Are you gonna donate your beard to locks of love?”

“You can stick your penis through it when you get it”

“I do it all for the attention, it’s not for kids at all”

“We spent $80 on sausage and eggs”

“We bought eggs, sausage, and condoms”

“I have four different flavored condoms for taste testing”

“Blaine did you just rob a convenient store”

*sticks entire condoms in mouth*

“TASTE THE CONDOM!”

“I don’t want you to deepthroat me”

“You just had us eat condoms for sick kids”

*Blaine rips off Aaron’s shirts*

“Yeah I got condom breath too”

“It’s like Jesus, you’re washing his feet”

“Can you paint over his shitty snake-skin boots too? That’d be great”

“What are you doing, ball painting?”

*Chris sticks ass in Aaron’s face*

“What you’re chest hair is falling out? NO!!!”

“Go give Barbara a hug” “Don’t fucking touch me!”

“FUCKING YESS!!”

“Miles almost ate shit.”

*to jacks beard* “I always hated you”

“Joel hates children”

“You have little lips”

“It’s like watching a monster emerging from the fog”

“He’s playing with his nipples”

“Hold on I need to go get drunk”

“Anything goes in a cockfight”

“I’m ready to watch balls get gobbled”

“He is gobbling every ball”

“BALL GOBBLER IS KICKING ASS”

“It’s fine there’s booze over there anyway” “Spoken like a true loser”“

“I’m gonna give him the D so….”

“It’s just sausage, condoms, and vomit”

“All the better to knock you the fuck out”

“When did you make a deal with the dragon balls?”

“SHOW HIM THE POWER OF THE MIGHTY DUCKS”

“PENGUINS HAVE NO USE ON THIS PLANET”

“I hope you burn in hell”

“The training may have involved a lot of liquor”

“That was terrible, it was like the Godfather”

“2 is poop”

“Blaine you’re fired too”

*collective screaming over the dismemberment of golden Mario”

“Take his goggles”

“THE BEES”

“I’m moist, I’m dampened”

“Sometimes the losers win”

“Screw your psychology”

“Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope”

“There’s a Pokémon manga” “yeah” “Fucking nerds”

“If it makes you feel any better we’re all inhaling cancer”

“Gobble her balls”

“She has the balls of wisdom”

“I believe in ball gobbler”

“GOBBLE IT”

“This is what it’s like to be a parent and watch your kid throw away their life”

*All chanting “Ball Gobbler”*

“Tri-force of bitchdom”

“He won’t gobble anymore balls, and if he does his tongue will stick to them”

“WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU FIND LIQUID NITROGEN?”

“LEAVE BALL GOBBLER ALONE!!”

“Excuse me while you struggle I’ll play candy crush”

“It’s the struggle that’s the most entertaining”

“I JUST UNLOCKED SPIDER MAN YES!!”

“Now I just need three bananas”

“Oh you’re using Mario tricks, that’s cute”

“HOWS YOUR CANDYCRUSH UPDATE GOING?”

“DON’T TOUCH ME WITH YOUR CRUDE DRAWINGS”

“He failed, he deserves it”

“If he can’t win he’s no good to me”

“God damnit, you wanted this”

“THE GODFATHER ALL OVER AGAIN”

“"Burn in hell" may be in one of the envelopes”

“We train toys to fight, and we laugh”

“What are you doing buddy? Your such a good boy!”

“Step on that bitches fingers!”

“I guess it’s fitting, cause now he’s a hot dog”

“Enjoy cancer everyone”

“MURDER!!!”

“NO, THAT IS STUPID, THIS IS NOT!”

“QUENTIN YOUR MY MAN”

“What in the actual shit?”

“My small dick went a long way”

“Short stubby and effective”

“BOO MOTHERFUCKER”

“TOO SPOOKY”

“You look like you just came out of a strippers ass”

“Cum goes in the butt”

“Spoopy shots”

“2 shots because it’s 2 spooky”