hes high af in this

pokemon au
  • Jack has three pokemon - a Ghastly, Haunter and Gengar because they keep finding HIM on account of his OD. They pretty much keep him sane sometimes because of the stupid shit they do to make him smile. They are very committed to Jack NOT becoming a ghost. They have a training routine that helps Jacks anxiety and keeps them in top form. They are, however, very intimidating.
  • Shitty has a Kadabra. he was high AF one day and Abra liked the way his brain was just, spaced. Shitty refuses to train it, saying that it’s a method of slavery and his Kadabra is ‘his main dude’ and he won’t be tied into the capitalist methods of keeping a pokemon as a 'servant’ . His Kadabra doesn’t give a fuck and helps get shitty high without weed. It’s pretty laid back and often falls asleep in the laps of people in the haus. 
  • Lardo has a ditto and she won’t tell anyone how she found it. Her ditto is super skilled and lardo never seems to be training it but it’s getting even better all the time. It’s so good at impersonating Shittys Kadabra that no one can tell them apart anymore. 
  • Ransom and Holster have a Hitmonchan and a Machamp. No one is quite sure who belongs to who, because they both train and look after the pokemon. They had been training them forever before they even met and they tell anyone who’ll listen that they evolved the same day they were called Ransom and Holster by Shitty. They are pretty sure that separating them would de-evolve them even though thats not a thing.
  • Dex has a shiny Tentacruel. he caught it as a baby Tentacool, undersized and dying, and everyone thought it was sick because of the weird colour it was - but he refused to give up on it. It’s the single most valuable thing he has - people from all over have been offering him STACKS of money for it. He calls it TeeCee. He feels guilty about not trading it sometimes because it would help his family, but at the same time, it’s his pride and joy. He’s very conflicted. 
  • Nursey has the world’s most pampered Eevee known to man. He spends a FORTUNE on it, he spends hours every day brushing and petting her. she doesn’t seem to have any inclination to evolve at all, and it’s low key making him worried there is something wrong.
  • Chowder has a polywhirl and he’s just so! happy! that his pokemon is a water type?! He is, however, obsessed with Sharpedo as they are the mascot of his Team. The San Jose Sharps. (mwhaha) his goal is to catch one. His polywhirl is training behind his back to get strong enough to take down one for him. You can see it in the lake when Chow is in class, beating the shit out of any wild pokemon it can find. Chris thinks it’s in the pokeball. 
  • Bitty has a magicarp. it’s the worlds most useless pokemon and he has been bullied FOREVER about it. He used to try to catch other pokemon, but because his starter was such a fail at everything, ever - he was never able to catch any others. 
  • he actually just walked into the lake near his place when he was 4 and picked up the fish out the water. His parents thought this was a sign he was going to be really great with pokemon, but it turns out, it was just because his pokemon is shit.
  • however…because of being bullied for being Eric, and his shitty pokemon, it stunted them both.
  • So when he gets to samwell and people are like, dude, if you love your pokemon, whats the big deal? like, look at Chow, he’s only got a starter too, an he’s so happy? and like, no one is making fun of him?
  • Except Jack, who is actually legit got a trail of ghost pokemon following him around, who are super strong. he thinks Eric needs to get more serious about training if he’s ever going to get anywhere. Shitty thinks jack needs to back off and stop promoting the toxic 'evolve or bust’ mentality.
  • and when Eric is happy, and playing good hockey, and is low key in love with jack
  • and he gets checked hard on the ice at that game
  • his magicarp full on evolves into a Gyarados and nearly destroys the rink and it takes the whole teams pokemon to stop it.   

anonymous asked:

I get such a warm fuzzy feeling seeing Kate Friend post a photo of DOS in support of her big brother. I too have an older brother who is just one year older and we are very close. And yeah, all my friends thought (think) he was sexy AF all through junior high, high school, college, and to this day. I remember Rupert wished a belated happy birthday to his "beautiful sister" a few years back. 😌

Here you go! Think he’ll be on time this year? Hey, Rupert, it’s on WEDNESDAY.

Emmerdale Big Bang: Front Page News
by @realityisonlythebeginning

Theme: 1930s Reporter AU, Angst and fluff, Prisoner!Aaron, Reporter!Robert, Happy Ending

Summary: Robert Sugden is a small time reporter aching for a proper job in the world of crime reporting. He thinks he’s found it when a young man named Aaron Dingle is wrongfully jailed for something he didn’t do. What he finds however is so much more.


Hey, New York! 🍎

Took vacation and decided to come join these two because I was an ass and didn’t come with them for NYFW.😬 We had a meeting this morning for some shit dealin with the podcast but I wasn’t payin attention tbh😪 My mind’s somewhere else, I guess. Then Shay had a shoot for some funky ass 70′s thing so Ace and I are being dragged around by her to different locations. Anyways, I’ll be out here followin them around like a baby duck and actin like a tourist for the week🙃💕

Do you think Helion has ever hitted on Lucien?

Cause that would be hilarious though. Just imagine his reaction when he finds out. And just how awkward it will be for Lucien when he remembers all the conversations he had with his real father.

Dating Tom Holland Would Include: You’re an Actress

-both of you always being busy with promo and shooting but once you both get alone time, you like to spend it doing the most pointless activities like; binge watching a six season tv series in two days

-speaking of which, days off are such a blessing !!!!!! it includes sleeping in, baking & going for walkies with darling lil tessa!!!

-you’d be best mates with EVERYONE in the holland fam, cause you’ve been with tom forever but they all absolutely adore you and low key see you as part of the family

-harry would idolise you more than everyone else bc he thinks you’re the most amazing actress (low key salty n confused about how tf tom ended up getting with you) but ANYWAY

-you would also take on mini roles in harry’s short films, helping and working with him while tom watched behind the camera with the biggest fucken smile on his face cause THATS HIS BABY

-being bff’s with harrison just bc you both are so passionate about everything to do with the art of film

-playing mini golf on your days off w/ tom because you’re shite at actual golf and think that its overhyped (paps taking pictures of you both being cute af)

-tom being high key pissed when he figures out that you’re better at it than he is

-always going to the gym together to keep fit, cause according to tom:

-’darling, couples who work out together, stay together’

-when you are both away from each other for long periods of time, you find yourself receiving mounds of face time calls from tom aLL thE TIME

-’tom i’m on set, pls just chill for one hour’ 

-’thats one hour too long, angel’

-tom being a horny, whining, little shit while he’s away, hitting you up with that; 

-babyyyyyyyyy, what’re you wearin😇  text at fucking 2am

-low key loving seeing how tpm’s body has become more built, defined n toned since spiderman

-time zones are the SPAWN OF SATAN

-tom attending your premiere as your date and fans go nuts bc mostly everyone loves you as a couple

-tom becoming really jealous when he realises how many men & women are fawning over your low cut dress

-slinging his arm around your waist and pulling you closer to him throughout the  whole night because you’re his girl 

-someone taking a video of the both of you dancing like absolute idiots at the after parties when its award show season

-overall just having a supportive ass relationship !!!!!!!!

If BTS were a reality show

Jin:/going through laundry when he finds a blunt/ WHOS BLUNT IS THIS?!

Suga: Yah whats with all the yelling?! God you sound like a freaking banshee

Originally posted by jeonbase

Jin: MIN YOONGI IS THIS YOURS /holds up blunt/

Suga:*looks offended af* 

Jin:/In the confession booth/ Yoongi might be quiet but he sure as hell ain’t innocent. Tongue technology my ass 

Originally posted by jjilljj

Yoongi: The hell jin?! That shit ain’t mine

Originally posted by trashoferverything

Jin: Then whos is it then? Hmm?

Yoongi: /in the confession booth/ Look I know that I could’ve flat out lied and blamed it on someone else but  Jhopes ass knows he deserved it! Used all my bath bombs and thought he was going to get away with it…oh well

Originally posted by jeonbase

Suga: JHOOOOOOOOPE.. it was him


jhope:/runs into the room/ what?

Originally posted by asdfghobi

Jin: I believe that this belongs to you /hands him the blunt/

Jhope: The hell is this…no no no ..this ain’t mines

Originally posted by judgementalyoongi


Jhope: Why don’t you ask the maknaes I’m sure they would love to explain

Jin: My babies would never do such

Jhope:/laughs/ OH BOYS

Maknaes:/come into the room/  yes hyung?

Jin:/ narrows his eyes as he looks at the boys/

Jungkook:/ tf is this …tf is that..tf is my life/

Originally posted by baekon-stripss

Jimin:/ high af/

Originally posted by ultranicolet

Taehyung: / forgot where he is and who tf are these people/

Originally posted by dont-touch-my-faceuh


Namjoon:/comes in the room in panic/ Guys I can’t find my wee- I mean I can’t find my needs, wants, desires

Suga: Um eww


Namjoon: Weed..what is that.. I’m too pure ..my innocence I know nothing of this weed

Originally posted by lil-unicorn-yixing

Jin:/fuming with anger/

Namjoon:/carefully takes the blunt/ thank you…i’ll just go…now

Originally posted by minniesuga

Taehyung:/seriously…who tf are these people/

Originally posted by bangtanboysloves

Namjoon: Bye~/quietly leaves shutting the door behind him/

Originally posted by ksjknj

Jin:/in the confession booth/ his ass is grass when he comes back

Originally posted by minniesuga

I cannot honestly believe the people who before they found out who Faith-Eurus really was they thought she and Sherlock would make a good romantic couple. Like just let a man and a woman be friends FFS neither of them were even in good mental places for that bullshit, she was suicidal and he was high and depressed and GAY af after being rejected by JOHN, literally all they did was hang out in London walking around and eating, literally he and John do that all the time but sometimes handcuffed together and sometimes while killing people for each other and sometimes with a candle on the table in a romantic restaurant and when Sherlock sees her with a cane all he can think about is John anyways and the night THEY met and ran around London like WTAF

We Tried To Get Keegan Allen To Spill All The "Pretty Little Liars" Spoilers
Try again, sweaty. (This post may or may not contain spoilers, you've been warned.)
By Tahlia Pritchard, Jemima Skelley

A.D.’s storyline definitely makes sense.
“The whole storyline makes sense to me now. It’s like filling in the golden puzzle piece for sure. Fans will have the biggest, mind-blowing, exploding heads… it is the absolute bookend the show needed, it answers a lot of questions, it puts a lot of things into perspective, and it’s a great send-off.”

Toby will be in a scene with A.D during the finale.
Remaining tight-lipped on this one, Keegan simply answered that he will share the screen with A.D. in the last episode.

And when asked about the Spencer’s twin theory, Keegan talked a lot about Toby and his beard.
BuzzFeed: “We haven’t seen Toby since he slept with Spencer in the cabin, and now his phone is switched off. Is this because Toby actually slept with Spencer’s TWIN?”
Keegan: “You know I’ve heard a lot of theories about this kind of stuff. I feel like at the end of everything, all these theories will be debunked, answered, and everyone will have what they want. I can tell you though, I was rocking a pretty sick beard during that scene – it was a real beard – and then in the finale I was going to have an even BIGGER beard but I had to shave it. I went through three-and-a-half hours of makeup to have a huge beard, and I went on the set and no one could take it seriously, because I looked like I was from Castaway… so we took it off. So in the finale, I don’t have a beard anymore, like I might get fired but the show is already off the air… um, I just told a big secret, I don’t have a beard anymore in the finale! Anyway, that was that.”

Just like Ezra’s stress stubble, Toby’s beard was symbolic of his grief and stress.
“I remember really badly wanting to keep my beard for that scene in the cabin because I was like, ‘man, Toby’s really gone off the deep end, like his wife has died, I mean c’mon, he’s not gonna shave ever again!’ I can grow a beard within like three days. Like a FULL beard. I just squeeze my face and my pores shoot hairs out. A lot of people think Toby’s beard is A.D. and it’s gonna come off and be like 'I’ve been here all along’. But that’s just a Tumblr thing.”

Even Keegan is unsure about Toby’s police training.
“I feel like Toby decided to be a cop one night, around 8:30pm, logged onto his computer, went to RosewoodPD.com, printed off his diploma, went to work the next morning, and was a police officer. The only reason I think that was a reality was… the fact he’s such a BAD cop, he’s not a terrible person, he’s just a better carpenter you know? He’s a better carpenter than he is a cop, and he is an OK carpenter. I think that’s why he ultimately retired!”

Apparently Toby’s partner Lorenzo just moved on up in the police force.
“Ahh Lorenzo…. Uh huh. So he became a detective in the beginning of Season 6, and I remember going into work and being like 'hey man, why do you get to wear a suit?!’ and he’s like, 'well I’m a detective now’, and I was like 'what the hell man? I’ve been a cop for like three seasons why don’t I get to be a detective?’ So I think he just became a detective and he just worked his way up and he’s important now, he’s on like Lethal Weapon now or something!”

Toby’s experience with the drugged gummy bears ~probably~ got him “fired”.
“He was high AF and ended up being like 'Where I am?’ and the police officers all around him were like, 'Dude you can’t be a police officer anymore, cause you’re high’. He was just lit, and then he got fired, pretty much,” Keegan joked.

And Toby wearing a du-rag in the earlier seasons was a complete accident.
“That was actually a mistake that scene! My hair was really long and I had to look like I had a shaved head. And they put on the du-rag just to keep my hair down, and they were gonna take it off when I was about to shoot, and my hair would be slicked back and I’d look really dangerous and juvenile. But when we were shooting, Michael the director was like, 'OK we’re gonna shoot the rehearsal’, and I had the du-rag on, and I didn’t take it off, I was just in the middle of the scene. Then months had gone by, and the production editor showed Mandy (the wardrobe person), and she was like 'what the hell is this, why is the du-rag on his head?!’ and everyone was like 'what are you talking about? This has already been in production for months’ and she was like 'oh my god NO!’ It ended up staying in… It was nobody’s fault, just an accidental mess up!”

It was only during filming the finale that Keegan started to piece together what was going on, and he was definitely shocked by who killed Charlotte.
“The truth is, I wasn’t really keeping the storyline straight. I couldn’t keep up. What ends up happening when we were shooting most of the time was that we’ll have the writer and you’d be like 'hey, what’s going on?’ and they’ll give you just snippets you need to know for your character, because there are so many storylines that your circuits would get crossed and you’d go crazy. Then if you dare, later you could go back and start to piece things together. But up until the finale I hadn’t been piecing anything together, then I started to when we were shooting the finale. I remember reading last week’s episode when there was all this info that was dumped on the audience. And me being part of the show I was like, 'wait, WHAT… Who killed Charlotte?!’ I was so enamoured by our show in that moment. Because you’re part of a show and you love doing it as much as people love watching it, but then you also get sucked into the fandom and canon of storytelling and get shocked by it.”

He even said there were some plot holes you could “literally drive a train through”, when asked about Detective Wilden covering up Marion Cavanaugh’s death.
“Jessica DiLaurentis bribed Detective Wilden to cover up Toby’s mom’s death, after ~Bethany~ pushed her off the roof at Radley. According to our calculations Wilden would’ve been a young teen at the time, so there’s no way he could be a detective. Is that right?”
Keegan: “I don’t know. That’s more a question for Marlene King. Because there are some plot points during the show that you could literally drive a train through… until the end of the show, that is. The finale will make so much sense to so many people, because they’re like, 'This show has plot holes the size of Swiss cheese!’ and like yeah, but it will make sense at the end. There’s something that happens and just collectively you’re like, 'oh shit that makes total sense now, of course!’ and that’s what will happen. Hopefully.”

And Keegan mentioned while he did get a laugh out of trolling his PLL fans, he’s been dropping clues this WHOLE time.
“I love trolling the fans! But I also love placing little easter eggs, because there is sometimes truth to things I’m saying. When the show ends, I can go back and be like: 'I said this and nobody picked up on it!’ I’ve done interviews and I’ve totally divulged things but nobody picks up on it. Once the show ends I’ll do an entire investigation into my own past stuff that I’ve said and I’ll be like, 'haha, I told you guys!’.”

BTW, he loves memes.
“I don’t really have friendships, they’re just direct message memes, so I love trolling fans (with memes). I think the sweaty thing, the misspelt sweetie meme, is my favourite thing ever. I kept doing it and fans were like 'you misspelt sweetie, what’s wrong with you!’ and 'I’m like, no, no that’s the meme guys!’.”