hes also dead

over dinner tonight, my mom asked me when I was graduating. I told her I would in Spring 18 and she got mad and asked why I was graduating late (literally only a year late, not even that serious). I asked her what my major was, and she’s never looked more stumped in her life. Gave her ten minutes to answer and she really couldn’t even guess one major, and I’m 4 years into my degree. How do you expect for me to just get things done according to your standards, when you haven’t shown the slightest interest or support in my education and career choices?? wack

Guys…guys I’m getting so deep into this…4 full pages and Draco hasn’t even made an appearance yet…alsoalsoalsoalso this is very not canon as in I may or may not be making Draco potions protégée and work alongside Slughorn because I CAN! Also Harry and his pet snake are so cute and yea. This is honestly the most self indulgent thing I’ve ever written let alone seen.

revlark  asked:

Two more bc I'm obsessed: 1. The only time the gc name changed was for 24 hours to Secret Lesbian Cult after being called that by a PTA mom and 2. Every time someone asks what any of the moms went to prison for, regardless of what it actually was, they look the person straight in the eyes and quietly whisper "I killed a man."

yes…. YEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!

some poor soul asks while they’re grouped up and they all turn and stare and say it iN UNISON like

Originally posted by catchingthefunnies

SILF= Sim I’d Like to... Fondle Tag

RULES: Choose a sim made by an another simblr you’d like to fondle if he/she was real… and then tag 5 simblrs.

*If you can find a picture of your SILF, it’s better but not mandatory.

Lmao I wasn’t going to do this because I’m aggressively Ace and would not “fondle” a sim, but it’s fine. I was tagged by @sandy-sims!! Thanks for the tag!!

Ok the only sim that came to mind was @dstarsims‘ Reid Regan. Too bad he’s dead. Also awkwardly finding a picture she posted to post that’s kinda odd but:

cO ME O N DE NI S E. c O MME ON THIS SHOULD BE /ILLEGAL/ 

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Daisy Johnson in Agents of SHIELD: ‘What If…’

Where I imagine Science Officer Kirk argues with Captain Spock ALL the TIME. Except then they start to agree with each other.

Bonus:

since Science Officer Jim is still fundamentally Jim

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