hes a dawg

anonymous asked:

Imagine Victor helping Yurio with something and Yurio says "Thanks dad" but thought he said "Thanks dawg" and when Victor points it out Yurio gets all flustered and starts yelling while Victor is just grinning like an idiot cause he's just enjoying the entire situation

LMAO

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So yeah a lot of things suck but my sister is adopting this cute little dude and I’ve pretty much convinced her to call him Albus (as in Dumbledore) and I get to meet him tomorrow so yeah it ain’t all bad

supermonstrum  asked:

Hi! I just wanna say that I really realy love your werewolf!76 comic so much ♥ thanks for sharing it :)

What he said; Thanks dawg~

I got some commissions to finish but after that, I’ll be working on something new for the AU. Stay tuned!

A hugely built man surveys the rent boys on the street corner. He points at the skinniest one to come with him. In the hotel room, the man preps a syringe and asks the kid to inject it into his thick ass. The brute roars in pleasure at the hit, shaking, flexing and shouting all sorts of dumb slogans about being a BEAST and an ALPHA DAWG. He offers the kid a dose, which the kid accepts, thinking that it’s just some sorta upper. He bends over and feels the cold metal prick his bottom.

It goes straight to his balls, making them clench and churn in pleasure as his dick tents up past his rolled-down briefs. His muscles become engorged in blood as well. His head starts swimming in all the pleasure and power. There’s no better feeling than this. Than being a BEAST. Than being an ALPHA DAWG. When the Beast breeds him and fills him up with cum, the kid knows he’s been reborn into the MEATHEAD tribe. He follows the Beast to a 24 hour gym, where he learns what it means to be a muscle beast like his maker. He’ll still make money with his body, but only by getting worshiped.

anonymous asked:

Any and all headcanons on how piccolo would act around a sayan he has a crush on?

Personally, I feel like Piccolo would externally act very nonchalant about the whole crush thing. He would do smaller thing for the saiyan that he wouldn’t normally if it were say anyone else really (possibly except for Gohan because that awesome mutual relationship between Mentor and Student dawg.). He would often try to do small things for the saiyan, and act very respectful of them. 

Did I mention he is also probably much more protective of you compared to anyone else? Oh yes, any guy hitting on you? He won’t be anymore when he sees a 7′5″ green goblin standing next to you, glaring them down. Despite you being able to handle your own, Piccolo naturally feels obliged to protect you, just due to how close he feels with you. 

When you would flirt with him (or compliment him really tbh) he would blush and be taken off guard, but he won’t let him know he’s embarrassed and pretends he isn’t (even though he is). When he wants to compliment you, he’ll say small things about your appearance, personality, or just some things you do. Such as, “Your new technique is very well-thought out.” or “Did you do something new with your outfit?  Well, even if you didn’t, I still like it.”. Again, just small comments that could easily be brushed off. 

Because you’re a Saiyan as well, Piccolo wanted to learn more about the Saiyan race so he can learn how to earn your approval..Since Vegeta would be the most resourceful when it came to info about the Saiyan race than Goku, he would go to Vegeta for advice and information about the Saiyan race and how he should approach certain topics to the Saiyan. The first few times he went to Vegeta about advice on Saiyans, he was suspicious but didn’t ask too many questions, after all, it gave him the opportunity to gloat about the race. Only until he mentioned your name specifically, he put the pieces together that Piccolo had thing for you. At first he disapproved the idea of the two of you getting together, but after awhile of thinking about it (and advice from Bulma) he decided to be Piccolos wing man and try to push the two together. 

Piccolo really didn’t want the help, but if anyone is going to help give him a chance, it’s more than likely Vegeta than Goku. Since Goku is more naive when it comes to romance, he would more than likely already tell the Saiyan than actually assist Piccolo. 

Now whether Piccolo and the Saiyan hook up, that’s really up to you. Sorry if this was longer than expected or not exactly what you wanted–but I do hope you enjoy what I feel like what would happen and some of the things Piccolo would do in said scenario! 

- Mod Trunks

SO I WAS PLAYING TOMODACHI LIFE…

so ferb was having a love problem, and with him and phineas being nine i figure the only “love problems” they can have are getting together, going on dates, and breaking up

the former two already happened so naturally i’m worried

BUT THEN THIS

WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE NINE YEARS OLD

but it’s my otp so fine. whatever. go nuts, ferb

the amusement part. go ride the ferris wheel and ASK YOUR NINE-YEAR-OLD STEPBROTHER FOR HIS HAND IN MARRIAGE

YES YOU LOOK STUPID

YOU’RE NINE

I’M GOING TO GET ARRESTED FOR THIS

WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME TO DO THIS HE CAN’T THINK OF THE SAME THING FOR MORE THAN TWO SECONDS

GOOD LUCK WITH THAT

so they go to the amusement park and my first few screenshots are of the wrong screen because i always forget i have to change buttons when they change screens

me too ferb. me too.

phineas, in his innocence, agrees.

ferb is trying to get deep. still nine years old.

phineas still isn’t sure what the fuck is going on

HERE WE GO

CLUELESS

see this? i only have one heart. i should have three. 

PHINEAS WAS THINKING OF BIRDS TWO FUCKING TIMES WHEN I TRIED TO CLICK FERB’S FACE IN HIS THOUGHT BUBBLE. IT JUST SWITCHED TO FUCKING BIRDS TWO TIMES I WISH I’D GOTTEN SCREENSHOTS HE WAS JUST LIKE “SHIT DAWG CHECK OUT THOSE BIRDS”

anyway

YOU’RE NINE

[trying to make sense of this]

YES. THE BEST DAY EVER. TRULY

YOU’RE BOTH NINE

i missed a few more screens because i forgot about the buttons again but basically ferb thanked me. phineas has gone mute

oh thank god you’ve acknowledged this

…and then he asked me to spray them both with MAGIC ADULT SPRAY SO THEY COULD GET MARRIED (i was too in shock to capture it, the  yes/no option was on the screen before i could process what this child just asked me)

FINE, I SAY, IN THE NAME OF MY OTP. FINE. THIS IS SOMETHING YOU WOULD DO ANYWAY.

NO, FERB, I AM GOING TO HELL.

YES WE’RE JUST MAKING AN ATTEMPT HERE. THERE IS SOME POSSIBILITY THAT THE MAGIC SPRAY WILL LET US DOWN AND LEAVE YOU IN THE BODY OF A CHILD WITH THE FINANCIAL RESPONSIBILITIES OF AN ADULT.

NOTHING WRONG HERE

YEP OK THEY JUST MAGICAL-GIRL-TRANSFORMED TO SLIGHTLY TALLER VERSIONS OF THEMSELVES

SUPER HAPPY ABOUT IT

YEP

WE’VE ESTABLISHED THIS. YOU JUST THREW AWAY THE REST OF YOUR CHILDHOOD FOR THE SAKE OF MARRIAGE. TRAGIC YET NOT UNFAMILIAR.

oh no they’re cute

we’re in deep now

god ferb looks great. i always knew he’d get married in a dress

phineas why didn’t you comb your hair you piece of garbage

in attendance from left to right:

me, carmelita fox, mabel pines, mik, luigi, silver mist (devot’s ponysona as a person, married to me), devot, pendleton might (my ponysona as a person, married to devot)

i apologize for candace and the boys’ friends not being here, they haven’t been added yet because i need everyone to get together with WHO I WANT THEM WITH AND NOBODY ELSE

i hope mabel catches it

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

I’M DONE WITH YOU GOODBYE