HENRIETTA: What the fuck does this even mean? RUBY: Oh! Well, it’s a long story. RUBY: I’ll tell you. I bet you all know my brother Craig, right? MICHAEL: He’s the only person taller than me in South Park, so yes. RUBY: And you know Tweek too? They were South Park’s most popular couple.
RUBY: So that’s a recap of what has happened! MICHAEL: … What. HENRIETTA: I never would’ve thought this, but now my annoying little alien brother doesn’t seem so bad as a younger sibling anymore.
I thought it would be funny to play a silly prank on my husband, so while he was taking a shower so I snuck up on him and splashed him with cold water.
This turned out to be not-so-good of an idea, because instead of being like “oh goodness that was a surprise haha” he thought I was an intruder and that the sudden cold sensation was from him being stabbed Psycho-style and he let out the most terrified, high-pitched scream I have ever heard in my entire life.