hershey is silly

Ducky: You got me a thing.

Me: Yup. It’s from Hershey. It’s one of the places we went on our vacation.

Ducky: To get me a thing?

Me: Not solely. But while there we did get you a thing.

Ducky: It looks and smells like chocolate.

Me: That’s what they make in Hershey.

Ducky: I know.

Me: How…

Ducky: Doggies can’t have chocolate. Or so you have claimed.

Me: No. But it’s not actually made of chocolate. I think it just smells like that because it was in that town for awhile. 

Ducky: Like how the carpet in this house smells like a cat even though it is not made of cats.

Me:

Ducky: Chocolate smells better.

Me: And it’s only decorated to look like a Hershey bar. 

Ducky: It makes a crunchy noise.

Me: They did that to make it more appealing to dogs.

Ducky: Smart people those Hershey’s.

Me: I guess.

Ducky: But since it’s crunchy shouldn’t they make it look like a Krackel?

Me:

Ducky:

Me: You mean like a Crunch bar?

Ducky: Crunch is from Nestle, not Hershey.

Me:

Ducky: Mr Goodbar could work. Or Hershey’s with almonds.

Me:

Ducky: The crunch could be nuts is what I’m saying.

Me: How…

Ducky: Welcome home, Daddy.

Me:

Ducky: I love you, Daddy.

Me: I love you, Ducky.