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Boku No Hero Academia characters in a nutshell:

Todoroki Shouto: Daddy issues. *Ice Ice Baby playing in the background*
Midoriya Izuku: Broken bones. Lots of them.
Bakugo Katsuki: “DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”
Uraraka Ochaco: “And youuu can float, and youuuuu can float! Everybody can float!”
Iida Tenya: HONORABILITY AND DEVOTION.
Kirishima Eiji: Imagine what other thing he could harden (¬‿¬)
Kaminari Denki: “… uwh eeeyyyy herpa derpy doo!

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Well, since today was Sunday, I decided to finally give a good clean up to my man child toys small vehicles collection, as I’m a lazy bastard that lets it collects too much dust for weeks at a time.

And since they’re all bright and shinny, I decided to share it with you guys, my pride and joy that has been slowing growing for the past 10 years, so, without further ado, here they are!

Aircraft

Aérospatiale/BAC Concorde - Air France 

Airbus A330-200 - Avianca

Airbus A330-300 - Swiss International Air Lines

Airbus A340-300 - Iberia

Airbus A340-300 - TAP Portugal

Airbus A380 - Prototype

ATR-42 - Avianca

AgustaWestland AW101 - Royal Canadian Air Force

Avro Lancaster - Royal Air Force

AgustaWestland AW109 - US Coast Guard

Bell 207 Jet Ranger - Los Angeles Police Department 

Bell 412 - Corpo Forestale dello stato

Boeing 737-400 - Lufthansa 

Boeing 737-700 - Gol Transportes Aéreos

Boeing 737-800 - Aires Colombia

Boeing 737-800 -  Gol Transportes Aéreos (different scale)

Boeing 737-800 - Varig 

Boeing 747-400 - Royal Air Maroc

Boeing 767-200 - LAN 

Boeing 777-200 - American Airlines

Being 777-200 - Singapore Airlines (different scale)

Boeing 777-300 - Japan Airlines 

Boeing AH-64 Apache - US Army

Boeing B-17 Flying Fortress - USAAF

Boeing F/A-18E/F Super Hornet - US Navy

Boeing Vertol CH-46 Sea Knight - USMC 

CANT Z.506 Airone - Regia Aeronautica 

Dassault Mirage V - Colombian Air Force (made from three 7.62mm bullets)

Douglas Commercial DC-7 - 

Embraer E190 - TACA

Embraer E195 - AirEuropa

Eurocopter EC135 - German Army

Eurofighter Typhoon - Luftwaffe

Fairchild Republic A-10 Thunderbolt II - US Air Force

Fokker 50 - Aer Lingus

Fokker 50 - Avianca

Fokker Dr.I - Luftstreitkräfte (Red Baron) 

General Dynamics F-16 Fighting Falcon - Royal Netherlands Air Force

Grumman F-14 Tomcat - US Navy

Grumman F-14 Tomcat - US Navy (different scale and wing angle)

Hawker Hurricane - Royal Air Force

Junkers Ju-87G Stuka - Luftwaffe

Lockheed C-130H Hercules - US Coast Guard 

Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird - US Air Force

McDonnell Douglas AV-8B Harrier II - USMC

McDonnell Douglas DC-10 - Northwest Airlines 

McDonnell Douglas F-4 Phantom II - US Navy

Messerschmitt Bf 109 - Luftwaffe

Mikoyan MiG-29 - Russian Air Force

Mitsubishi A6M Zero - Japanese Navy

Mil Mi-17 - Soviet Air Force

Mil Mi-25 - Iraqi Air Force

North American P-51 Mustang - USAAF

Panavia Tornado - Luftwaffe 

Sikorsky UH-60 Black Hawk - US Army

Sikorsky SH-60 Sea Hawk - US Navy

Supermarine Spitfire - Royal Air Force

Yakovlev Yak-3 - Soviet Air Force. 

Tanks and Armor

Krupp Protze and 3.7 cm Pak 36

M2 Bradley (I had bought a T-72, but the seller sent that one by mistake)

Marder III Ausf. H,

Panzer IV Ausf. G

Panzer VI Tiger Ausf. E 

Sd.Kfz. 7/2 armored cab version

In the following years, I want to add soviet airliners (I’ve had my eye for a while on a Herpa Wings Tu-154M), Vietnam-era helicopters, trijets, at least one biplane (the fokker’s a triplane), british turboprops, allied WWII armor and more AT guns, but that will be when I’m back in Colombia, as I can’t indulge in this hobby as much as used to, as most came from the time I worked a full-time job, where more often than not I ended up eating only spaghetti and canned bologna sauce for weeks at at time after overspending in one of these, mostly the helicopters and tanks (all worth it!).

I had a bit more, but two movings and a car crash destroyed them. 

@herpa-derpa-saurus happy holidays!! im your @homestuck-secret-santa secret santa! 

this is a mall santa au because i worked as an elf for a couple christmases and it was An Experience. idk what theyre talking abt but they’re waiting in line for like coffee or something because i mean… i spend most of my time at the mall during the holidays waiting in a line of some sort, don’t we all? they probably go to the movies later and argue over what to watch, karkat is a jlaw fan and wants to watch JOY, john wants to watch Star Wars for the 4th time because he’s a loser. HOPE YOU LIKE

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Markiplier Appreciation Monday

Chewy Children

DM: Strahd Von Zarovich is standing before you, his form dark and somewhat intimidating. He looks at you the way a rich man looks at a beggar. With disdain and impatience.

Bard: I cast alter self to look just like him and say “Look at me! I’m Count Strahd! Herpa derpa derp!”

DM: He seems annoyed.

Bard: I say"Not right? It’s the nose isn’t it?“ and I make the nose get longer and longer “How about now? Now? You just tell me when to stop.”

DM: *voices Strahd’s big monologue*

Bard: “Ah! It’s the dick isn’t it? I made it to big. Lemme shrink it. Smaller? Smaller?”

DM: Strahd says nothing.

Bard: “I don’t think I can make it much smaller than this, man. You sure?”

DM: Strahd turns into a bat and flies away.

Bard: “But for you I’ll try! Wait! Let me try!”

anonymous asked:

Idfk who this Noah is. I just see a guy treating artists like shit because "lol they're talented so that automatically means they don't work at all herpa derpa"

I got that anon LITERALLY the same time you sent me these messages, you’re the ONLY ONE who has beef with me reblogging it.

So go fuck yourself

TIFU by switching seats on an airplane

I am sitting in the aisle seat.

Just got my drink from the flight attendant. They roll off to the next section.

Lady in the other aisle seat, single mom, infant child.

Has been talking about how hard this traveling is to see the father Etc etc etc…

She opens the child’s bottle.

That was packaged on the ground.

We are at 30,000 or more.

It is pressurized.

It leaps out, in an warm spray.

Like the first gallon of water from a garden hose in the middle of the summer.

Ankle, hip, elbow, drink, shoulder, ear canal, and hair.

Drenched in warm milk.

WARM… MILK…

As my brain processes this the lady looks horrified.

She immediately starts apologizing and producing napkins and baby wipes to assist in drying and sanitizing my self.

All I could muster is “don’t worry about it”

I knew that all I could do at this point is make her feel worse. But that wouldn’t make me feel better or change my situation.

I just have to ask her though.

“Is that breast milk?”

Sheepishly she confirmed my worry.

I have to follow up that awkward question with an important, personal medical question… “Any thing I need to worry about? STDs, etc…”

She assures me that she is perfectly healthy and still so very sorry. Offers to buy me a shot on the plane.

I tell her to please continue to not worry about it. I travel a lot. So much so that my favorite flights are the ones I can’t remember.

That this flight however. I will remember forever.

I am dried off now.

The flight attendant replaced my drink.

The baby is fed and asleep.

I am laughing about it in my head because, this isn’t my assigned seat. I switched with a young lady that wanted to sit with her wife.

Which reminds me, no good deed goes unpunished.

TL;DR: switching seats to help a married-couplelesbians sit next to each other put me in the firing line of roughly half a baby bottle of recently harvested female breast milk, which i briefly thought could make me patient zero for ghona-sypha-herpa-aids.

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To: Bean @herpa-derpa-saurus

MERRY CHRISTMAS! im so sorry this is so late omg

allow me to present to you…. the Ace Attorney Princess Bride AU!!!

click to view each image + caption!!

more of me talking under the cut! sorry if youre on mobile

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From where we came.

“The Cradle of Humanity” Actros left the paint shop of airbrush artist Walter Rosner in Bavaria at the end of January to become an eye-catching addition to the fleet of vehicles operated by freight forwarder Josef Schumacher, located in Würselen near Aachen. It belongs to a whole series of highly colorful semitrailer tractors which have been created in cooperation with model manufacturer Herpa, featuring paint finishes depicting topics from history. On 16 February the truck will be bringing some additional color to the Shrove Monday carnival procession in the city of Aachen.

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