you know what sucks the most about being turned down on my first disclosure? it’s that now i have this kind of negative view as to if someone will be accepting, or not. i think i am more scared now than i was before i disclosed and that truly sucks. i know it’s possible to find someone, so many of you lovely folks have, but i can’t help but feel very cynical about it all concerning me. life goes on though and with, or without someone i will survive.
Welcome to the glitter club! I’m Glitter Slut, your guru of all thing sparkly, kinky, and not to mention sexy.
I know you’re itchy, you are hating yourself HARD, and you feel very, very alone. You’re not.. one and four have this shit. That’s a fucking lot. You have a whole community here that will support and love you. You are anything but alone, okay?
We are going to cover everything from how to love yourself again, getting the itch to stop and disclosing like a mother fucker.
This is Master-post #1 and this will cover the basics: self love, taking care of shit, getting rid of the itch and not to mention looking sexy while you do it. Master-post #2 Will cover disclosing like a mother fucker, safe sex, and good to know facts.
But don’t worry, we’ll do this one step at a time.
So take a deep breath.
Deeper… come one don’t be a bitch…
and let it out.
Do this two more times…
Feeling better? Good.
Now let’s tackle this shit.
I’m going to walk you through the do’s and don’ts and give you a dick ton of posts to read through to make this as pain free as possible.
Here are my most asked questions….
#1. How do I stop feeling gross and start loving myself again?!?!?
Welcome to Love yourself 101, this is the first of many bad bitch lessons you will learn from me…young glitter padawan.
The first week is a roller coaster, you sort of have to take a step back and reevaluate yourself.
You have this concept of who you are, what
represents you as a person. There are things that you don’t like about
yourself. Now is the time to dig in those dark nooks and crannies lay
all that shit out and let it the fuck go.
had my one year glitterversory, and I bought some VERY expensive shoes
to mark the occasion (and some jewelry and a killer dress)…. I am
addicted to fabulous.
But let me tell you what I learned.
I have herpes and very openly might I add. Everyone knows, friends, family, clients, anyone who asks.
Get laid ALLLLL
the time. I mean girls, guys, transgenders, all the beautiful people. They all
know I have it, totally not a big deal in the dating pool.
I am dominatrix who openly has herpes and people will PAY ME MONEY to stick my panties in their mouth and make them cry.
A lot of money.
The only person who is stopping you… is you.
So you had sex? Sex has consequences: unrequited emotional attachment, stds, babies, ect…
has risks, you can lesson them by being responsible: only have sex with
people you love, and always wear a condom, and get on birth control. But life isnt perfect, and it would be boring if it was.
But here you are, you had sex and got the glitter… now it’s time to take care of shit.
out, eat your veggies, get on anti-virals, take you’re L-lysine so that
way when you are ready to have sex (which doesn’t have to be anytime
soon) you can inform you partner the statistics, how you’re going to protect them, and let them know it’s not a big deal.
I have disclosed: on a plain, on a train, over the phone, on the
internet, on first dates, on third dates, during a business meeting,
during a make out session. (this is starting to sounds like a Dr. Seuss poem).
And never have I once been told no.
Why is that you might ask?
Because I’m a fucking Queen.
Straight up!!!! no ifs, ands or buts about it. I love myself and the glitter is a part of who I am now, and I love it just as much as the other shit that makes me fabulous. I know my worth and i wont be treated any less than that.
this would have never happened, this self love, this fierceness unless I
got the glitter. Herpes has changed my life for the better in SO many way I
Don’t let fear control your life.
It’s like riding in the car with the windows up, you are so afraid of what’s out there that you miss all the good stuff.
is HELL week (just like college) but it will get better, you will get
stronger. You will learn to love yourself in ways you NEVER thought
possible and people will notice.
They’ll ask you what happened…
Did you meet someone?
Did you get a new awesome job?
Why do you have this amazing new glow about you?!?
And you can tell them you got herpes… and you’re sexy as fuck.
And they will be in awe, because it takes one bad bitch to make herpes hot.
You are that bad bitch.
Here is some of my extra curricular reading that will help you feel empowered as fuck.
My test came out negative but i’m pretty sure I have herpes!?!?
My doctor said I have herpes but my test came out negative!?!?
These are commonly asked questions for herpes testing. It’s confusing as fuck so let me help break it down.
So this virus is actually not floating around in your blood, (for
genital it is in the lower spine, oral behind the cheek bone) but the
antibodies are. Those antibodies are IgG and IgM and they are programed
to fight the virus and protect you.
IgG- stays for life.
IgM- Is the first antibody to show up, like the front line. But this one can leave you like your first love.
it’s very important that you take the correct blood test
depending where you in this relationship with this virus. If the glitter
is new to you, then you need to take a test that looks for IgM. But
like your situation if you have had this for a while you need a test
that looks for IgG.
Now, since our health care here in ‘Merica is a industry made to rape
and pillage you (and yes I understand the severity of my words and I
feel that I am using them appropriately), a lot of time practitioners
will pick the most expensive test, or whatever company is giving them insensitive.
So unfortunately, you need to go in guns blazing knowing what you’re talking about.
is a herpes blood test guide that is super awesome! Print that bitch
out and bring it with you… your nurse will be very impressed.
#3- I’m pretty confident my pussy is on fire.
I am going to give you a set of links that is going educate you on how to take care of your shit. The less breakouts you have the happier of a person you will be.
My first recommendation is to read outbreak battle planthis will help get your shit in control. I know your first outbreak can be terrible. This will break everything down and show you step by step how to stop that itch.
Since I used to work in holistic health i’ve been lucky as fuck to find some AMAZING cheap easy ways to keep the immune system up and glitter attacks down. Holistic stuff for yo glitter
And I have finally found a cause I’m passionate about. And you guys
have a lot to do with it. This blog has really changed my life. You
guy’s bravery has really changed my life. I preach the Glitter Gospel
wherever I go from the person next to me on the plane, to the guy
hitting on me at the bar. I give out my tumblr url more then my phone
“Why are you being so open with me about this?” asked the guy sitting next to me on the plane home from my business trip this weekend.
“Because, all you know about herpes is what the media has
told you. That it’s this big scary monster that’s going to swallow your
dick up. It’s just a rash, most people get a few times a year. If I tell
you about this now, the next time you go on a date, with a beautiful
girl, when she discloses to you you’re going to be informed. You’re
going to be compassionate. And you’ll probably fuck her brains out”.
He asked me out for dinner as soon as we walked off the plane.
I am the spokeswoman for herpes, and my marketing skills have never been put to better use.
I’m a well educated sexual deviant who
doesn’t give a flying fuck what anyone thinks. I’m here to help,
educate, and be a positive outlet for anyone who needs it.
You are not alone.
“You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, or even months
over-analyzing a situation; trying to put the pieces together,
justifying what could’ve, would’ve happened… or you can just leave the
pieces on the floor and move the fuck on.” ― Tupac Shakur
You may have seen this video floating around already but I want to share it here in case anyone needs a pick-me-up tonight or later. Rain frogs are soft and round and pure of heart, they’re pretty high up on my “dream frogs” list.