herp a derp with me

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• You have colored my life with something I didn’t think I could ever deserve •

things i usually say during my rides
  • me: can you not
  • me: put your head down you're not a giraffe
  • me: can you please go faster
  • me: oh god slow down horse slow down
  • me: stop being so sassy for the love of god
  • me: look at that horse over there! do what he's doing
  • me: what the hell are you looking at
  • me: oh look, it's a person. much fright. so very scare.
  • me: it's another horse can yoU CALM DOWN
  • me: that blanket has been there the entire time we've been in here why are you afraid of it now.
  • horse: herp derp derp derp
  • me: *face palms*