hermione granger quote

  • Draco: Nice robe, Granger
  • Hermione: Even if I got it at 50% off? Isn't that too cheap for you?
  • Draco: Well, I'd like them better if they were 100% off
  • Hermione: Stores can't just give away clothes for free, Draco
  • Draco: ... That's not what I meant
  • Hermione: *not listening* That would be an awful way to run a business
  • Draco: ... *gives up*
  • pansy: and so, i think i may hold romantic feelings for you
  • hermione: i know, my cat have told me about your late night talks with draco
  • pansy: what?
  • hermione: it also told me that draco likes to lie face down on the floor of your common room and talk about how harry's smile is "like the sun itself"
  • draco, in the dungeon: WHAT
  • Harry: I think Malfoy was created for the soul purpose of making me miserable.
  • Hermione: [sarcastically] Yes. Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy decided to have a baby, not to produce their pureblood heir and have a family but to put a force on this planet to make Harry James Potter as miserable as possible.
  • Harry: So you get it then! Perfect!
  • Hermione: [incredulously] Really? THAT is what you took from that?
  • Harry:
  • Hermione: [sighs] I'll just add this incident to the list of reasons Ron and I think you're in love with him and move on with my life.
Roommates With Draco Part Three
  • Part Three: Three AM Revelations
  • Hermione: The human body is 70% water. So we are basically just cucumbers with anxiety.
  • Draco: Excuse me, with the amount of salt and firewhiskey I consume, I'm more like an anxiety pickle.