hermione granger [1]

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get to know me meme: [7/10] families → Weasleys
“I think I know who that one’s from,“ said Ron, turning a bit pink and pointing to a very lumpy parcel. “My mom. I told her you didn’t expect any presents and – oh, no,” he groaned, “she’s made you a Weasley sweater.”
Harry had torn open the parcel to find a thick, hand-knitted sweater in emerald green and a large box of homemade fudge.
“Every year she makes us a sweater,” said Ron, unwrapping his own, “and mine’s always maroon.”
“That’s really nice of her,” said Harry, trying the fudge, which was very tasty.

  • Hermione [reading aloud]: "If you bite it and you die; it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die; it's venomous"
  • Ron: What if it bites me and it dies?
  • Hermione: That means you’re poisonous.
  • Harry: What if it bites itself and I die?
  • Luna: It's voodoo.
  • Neville: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
  • Hermione: That's correlation.
  • Ron: Not causation.
  • Harry: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
  • Ginny: That's kinky.