hermes look a like

when you were there before my eyes…

@jolymesweek day 7: new universe/universe reset

Looks like they can kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: Hades, Hephaestus, Iapetus (Bob)

Looks like a cinnamon roll but can actually kill you: Aphrodite, Hera, Demeter, Dionysus

Looks like they can kill you and can actually kill you: Athena, Ares, Artemis, Zeus, fucking Gaea and all her punk ass kids

Looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll: Poseidon, Hestia, Hermes, Apollo

A sitcom where Hermes is unfortunately Daryun’s childhood friend and he needs to raise Arslan for 5 years to prove something to his dad but he doesn’t know how to raise things. He had a pet lizard once but only for 5 days. He moves into Daryun’s place and try to unravel the mysteries of child-rearing. They try really hard but fail a lot and it takes the effort of the whole apartment building to show them the how-to.

Starring, Hermes who doesn’t know how to raise things; Daryun who is the childhood friend but not by choice; Narsus the neighbour who babysits Elam for 10 hours a week; Farangis and Gieve who are surprisingly good with kids; Kharlan and his family who moved into the apartment to help Hermes (but only 10 months later); Kishward who has a lot of birds, Kubard and Shapur who are questionable adults taking care of(???) a lot of brats (Isfan, Zaravant and Tus); The Zot family who Hermes is suspicious of but Arslan likes to play with their daughter, Alfreed; Jaswant who talks a lot about Mr.Mahendra like he’s his dad but he isn’t and that’s very confusing; Baracion who lives on the top floor with his grand…son? Etoile;  Saam who saves the days most of the time albeit exasperatedly.

Guest appearances by, Guiscard who always looks irritated and in turn makes Hermes feel better; Rajendra and Gadevi who bicker a lot in front of their apartment building and no one knows why; a group of men wearing black hoodies who buys groceries for Hermes ; and Bodin who no one talks about.

a.k.a, it was 3am

“I’ve got 110 pounds of face breaking Demeter kid muscle standing between you and the rest of your life, not to mention that stupid looking Hermes boy’s brother is waiting outside and is likely to be HALF as merciful with you as I’m NOT gonna be. So! I need you to hurry up and choose before I acquaint you with your internal anatomy: are we going to do this the easy way or the I KILL YOU way?”

-Katie Gardner, shortly before ripping the gryphon that flew off with Travis to shreds and dragging Travis and Connor back to camp

Why r our boys always wearing gucci, like there are other lit brands than freaking GUCCI omgg

Like I am literally THIRSTING to see Hoseok in some dior and Jimin in hermes like they would look soooo gooooood 😩😩👌👌👌👌👌

The gucci stuff aint bad but y they all only wearing that pls theres better luxury stuff out there smh I WANT MY BOYS IN SOME DIOR HOMME

anonymous asked:

What would Hermes look like in your style?

Aahh how did I not see this ask? I’m sorry this one snuck into my ask box somehow and I totally missed it!

This was a fun draw :D!

  • Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: Demeter, Hera, Artemis, Apollo
  • Looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: Poseidon, Hephaestus
  • Looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll: Hermes, Hestia
  • Looks like they could kill you and would actually kill you: Hades, Ares, Athena
  • Sinnamon roll: Aphrodite, Dionysus, Zeus

geeklychic1012  asked:

To the gods: what did you think of how you were portrayed in the Disney movie, Hercules?

Other than the design, it wasn’t too far off. -Poseidon 

Can we talk about the one episode where Hades had a crush on me but I wouldn’t dare him, because I was dating Hephaestus? -Aphrodite 

Ares looked like Anger from Inside Out. -Hermes 

You looked like a winged Elton John. -Ares 

Fair. -Hermes