A sitcom where Hermes is unfortunately Daryun’s childhood friend and he needs to raise Arslan for 5 years to prove something to his dad but he doesn’t know how to raise things. He had a pet lizard once but only for 5 days. He moves into Daryun’s place and try to unravel the mysteries of child-rearing. They try really hard but fail a lot and it takes the effort of the whole apartment building to show them the how-to.
Starring, Hermes who doesn’t know how to raise things; Daryun who is the childhood friend but not by choice; Narsus the neighbour who babysits Elam for 10 hours a week; Farangis and Gieve who are surprisingly good with kids; Kharlan and his family who moved into the apartment to help Hermes (but only 10 months later); Kishward who has a lot of birds, Kubard and Shapur who are questionable adults taking care of(???) a lot of brats (Isfan, Zaravant and Tus); The Zot family who Hermes is suspicious of but Arslan likes to play with their daughter, Alfreed; Jaswant who talks a lot about Mr.Mahendra like he’s his dad but he isn’t and that’s very confusing;
Baracion who lives on the top floor with his grand…son? Etoile; Saam who saves the days most of the time albeit exasperatedly.
Guest appearances by, Guiscard who always looks irritated and in turn makes Hermes feel better; Rajendra and Gadevi who bicker a lot in front of their apartment building and no one knows why; a group of men wearing black hoodies who buys groceries for Hermes ; and Bodin who no one talks about.
“I’ve got 110 pounds of face breaking Demeter kid muscle standing between you and the rest of your life, not to mention that stupid looking Hermes boy’s brother is waiting outside and is likely to be HALF as merciful with you as I’m NOT gonna be. So! I need you to hurry up and choose before I acquaint you with your internal anatomy: are we going to do this the easy way or the I KILL YOU way?”
-Katie Gardner, shortly before ripping the gryphon that flew off with Travis to shreds and dragging Travis and Connor back to camp
Ok so @krofty-fennec and i were watching Korra earlier and i heard this mushrooms voice and was instantly like “that sounds like Hermes from Futurama” so i looked up the voice actor and BOY COULD IT BE ANY BETTER
FUCKING AZULA ( from the last airbender ). Yes! this mushroom is the same voice actor as Azula. BEHOLD AZULA SPIRIT MUSHROOM SCOURGE OF THE SPIRIT WORLD!