hermann van pels

Baby, are you a Holocaust victim who lived in hiding above an office building with your family and another family that included a pubescent girl who constantly wrote in her diary, but when everyone but her father was killed by Nazis, her father found the diary and rewrote it to make himself - a piece of shit - look good and you - a good man - look bad, and then got an entire international foundation to ignore the change in order to please him, thus proving that history is written by the victors?

‘Cause Hermann van Damn.