here-baby

8

make me choose
↳  @andyssambergs asked: jake and amy or dan and amy
“I guess this is what’s going to be like when our kids go to college, Sweetie. Yeah, dream the fuck on, Dan.

congration, kids, u r big siblings to a hellspawn

a series of weird thoughts led to this including “boss monsters can probably only make one baby per couple due to the whole magic transfer thing”, “but skeleton monsters can’t reproduce normally anyway so?? screw the rules? hocus pocus here’s a magic baby popping out of thin air or whatever just 4 u, Tori n Sans” and “what if the only people Chara tolerates is babies because they’re so new and so small and they don’t know what they’re getting themselves into with this whole having-a-life-business, and the demon wants to just like, lock them in a small cushion-filled room and protect them until it passes”

so here’s three babies meeting an even smaller baby for the first time. I’m guessing the trio is around 15/16-ish years old here. baby’s name is Lucida, because her parents are both terrible pungeon masters and so am I

bonus points for Frisk with pink-striped hair, Chara with tattoos and Asriel in the process of trying to leave his scene kid phase with as much grace as possible

The 5 Richest People On Earth, And You Bet Your Fucking Ass We Got That Sultan On Here

Yeah baby, let’s do this! We’ve got the richest people on the whole of the planet, and you’ve got to bet your goddamn entire ass that we’ve got that disgustingly rich sultan everyone loves somewhere on this list! Go ahead and slog through the rest of these dudes if you really want, but you better get ready for that sultan. He’s coming right fucking up.
sittin' here talkin' with my baby over cigarettes and coffee

by jaggered

louis is a writer. harry is a baker.
louis loves late night coffee. harry is insomniac.
they might get along if one makes the move.

Words: 1538, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of Thrown Away



via AO3 works tagged ‘Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson’ http://ift.tt/1PQaFIz
Sexy M.F.

Don’t ya just love Prince! (inspired by @captaincorruptor‘s song lyric posts

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In a word or two, it’s you I want to do

No not ya body, ya mind you fool  (and your body, too)

Come here baby, yeah
You sexy motherfucker

In other words, its R.E.A.L meaning of this thing called love
Are you up on this?

If so, then you can get up off hug and a kiss

Come here baby, yeah
You sexy motherfucker

Come here baby, yeah
You sexy motherfucker

See it really don’t matter cause it’s all about me and you
Ain’t no one else around

I’m even with the blindfold, gagged and bound
I don’t mind

Originally posted by master-of-duct-tape

Come here baby, yeah
You sexy motherfucker

Originally posted by eme-themeatball

Come here baby, yeah
You sexy motherfucker

I like it, I like it

You seem perplexed I haven’t taken you yet
Can’t you see I’m harder than a man can get

I got wet dreams comin’ out of my ears
I get hard if the wind blows your cologne near me

Come here baby, yeah

You sexy motherfucker

Originally posted by harryshumjr

Come here baby, yeah
You sexy motherfucker

Sexy, sexy, sexy, sexy

Originally posted by luvinchris

I like it, I like it

Originally posted by evansgifs

Sexy motherfucker shakin’ that ass,

shakin’ that ass, shakin’ that ass

Originally posted by shenghoutony

Sexy motherfucker shakin’ that ass,

Originally posted by captainbootycall

shakin’ that ass, shakin’ that ass

Guard your folks and get your daughter
The sexy motherfucker’s so fine I could drink his bathwater

Sexy motherfucker shakin’ that ass,

shakin’ that ass, shakin’ that ass

Sexy motherfucker shakin’ that ass,

shakin’ that ass, shakin’ that ass

Originally posted by moviefanjen

You sexy motherfucker

Originally posted by phasmma

  • my boyfriend is sooooo cute
  • like hes SOOOO CUTE
  • and hes loving and hes just genuinely sweet and his kindness is effortless and he cares about me and can tell when my mood changes even when i try to hide it and hes just so wonderful words cant explain how blesst i feel by him having these feelings for me !!!! i want to talk about it more but i dont want to make you guys angry haha im just so in love

anonymous asked:

What now. I am sick to my stomach and nothing makes sense. Those that left after the IG pic had said they think HL broke up and here's a baby. I f'ing hate this but can't walk away. Is your faith shaken too?

Nope. I trust myself more than anything they feed us, and I trust Louis and Harry.

I understand why people left but I’m still here and if anything this past month has made me more sure of a lot of things.

Here’s my baby rant.

i’m so angry that it always has to be voight that supposedly ‘calms’ lindsay and has the big discussions with her and that all jay gets to say is “are you okay?”

Why was it Ruzek who was the one to squeeze her arm why couldn’t jay? because that would make a hell of a lot more sense than your boyfriend just standing there looking pained and not doing anything when clearly she was distressed.