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Well, I just killed off Daisuga in this AU…

Atlantis - Haikyuu AU SCENE 1

Just Ask - Part 2

Pairing: Steve x Reader

Summary: “The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.” You think, after being alive for this long and leading an team of superheroes, Steve Rogers would’ve perfected his communication skills, but apparently, when it comes to women, he just likes to assume, and that is never a good thing.

A/N: Wow, I’m literally overwhelmed with the amount of positive response I got for the fist chapter, thank you guys so much for commenting/liking/reblogging!

Thank you @nathalieruaudel for letting me use you as the best friend, I love you

Part 1

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goldenmoron  asked:

Alright, here you go: I made you some sunny-side up fried eggs with some salt and pepper, a good tall glass of orange juice, and some toast and jam. Make sure you eat and drink all of that up and head right off to school. And don't let me hear anything from your teachers about you doing crap like falling asleep in class or doodling in your textbooks!

{Monsta X Scenario/Reaction} to taking solo wedding photos with you

Scene: It’s been a while since you’ve been in a relationship and it feels like all of your friends are married and starting families. They all have their futures planned, all but you. To shake some of the shrinking uneasiness of your single life, you decide to do solo wedding photos. It was all the rage for single women, and it would be nice to be the bride instead of the bridesmaid. The only issue you had was that there was no groom.  It dawns on you that you could ask your bestest friend in the whole world, but your self-conscious spirit was uneasy about him knowing about it.Not only that, you knew he had feelings for you, but with all the trainee work and their upcoming debut, you just weren’t sure if you could handle all that time away, or backlash from fans. Eventually, after much thought, you give in and shoot him a text. Much to your surprise he agrees to the idea, no questions asked. The day is here and you figured, go big or go home; you found this beautiful egg-shell white, mermaid gown for an affordable price, and did a lot of practice on your makeup the night before. You were ready for this. Everything was in place, all you had to do was step out and get on with the shoot. Upon entering the room, you look up and your eyes immediately find his.

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  • Lance cooking : bake this at 350 degrees F for 25 mins and then you sprinkle this with some fried onions and bake for another 5 minutes. Also my best friend hunk says this dish will taste better with some sauce on
  • Keith cooking : yeah and then you throw this egg into hot water and here you go, an edible boiled egg *puts the whole egg in his mouth and eats it*
balls (au kai parker one-shot)

Prompt: Saffron and her sorority sister Liv Parker were supposed to meet up tonight to make a hell of a lot of cake balls for a fundraiser that all the Pan-Helenic organizations were a part of. Problem is, Liv is a no-show and she’s stuck with 50 boxes of cake mix at 11 pm the night before the fundraiser. Thankfully, a night in shining sweats comes to Saffron’s rescue.

Requested: No, but derived from “I have like 50 boxes of cake mix, we need to start making the cake balls ASAP where are you???”  “I think you got the wrong number but wait i heard cake balls do you need help??” by the wonderful @shittyaus xoxox

Pairing: Kai Parker x Saffron (The Reader)

Warnings: cursing probably, sexy Kai, bla bla bla

A/N: hello loves! This is my first Kai Parker one-shot, and I’m so excited. Yes, Saffron is the name I picked for you/the reader in all my TVD fics. I’m excited to write more of him & other TVD characters. Pls tell me what you darlings think. Thank you for your patience & support! Much love xoxox

me: I have like 50 boxes of cake mix, we need to start making the cake balls ASAP where are you???

Damn it, I knew I shouldn’t have counted on my stupid sister to remember that we were making cake balls for our sorority fundraiser tomorrow. I promised to convert exactly 50 boxes of cake mix (that’s all we had the budget for) into these fucking balls that everyone and their mother loves, no offense to anyone’s mother. And here I am, at 11 PM on a Sunday night, in my dorm hall kitchen waiting for her to respond to me. Will she at least– ding!

17738630275: I think you got the wrong number but wait i heard cake balls do you need help??

And of course, she’d give me the wrong number. Who the hell would actually be willing to help me make cake balls at this time of night? I groan and stare down at my phone, a crazy thought popping into my head.

me: actually, yes. i’m desperate here.

I changed the number to “pls don’t b a creep” and waited for the response, which seemed to come almost immediately.

pls don’t b a creep: alright, where would you like to meet?

me: are you near UCLA by any chance at all?

pls don’t b a creep: lol yeah i go to school there. what’s up?

me: okay perfect, i’m at the centennial hall kitchen #334. pls hurry. these 50 boxes of cake mix will suffer with me

pls don’t b a creep: i’ll come to their rescue. be there in a few

I sigh, slightly content that I’ll be getting help in ten minutes and slightly scared because--fuck I just asked a complete stranger for help. What if this person is a major creep? Shit is campus security still around? What number can I reach them at? Shit I should’ve paid attention at Orientation. Maybe I could sneak up to my room and grab my pamphlets or some pepper spray or–

“AHEM,” someone loudly clears their throat and I spin around, almost knocking myself into the one and only Malachi Parker: irresistible bad guy, ultimate frat  boy, and one hell of a good volleyball player. We’d met at a frat party and immediately clicked. Why was he here?

“Malachi Parker?” I chuckle and shake my head. “What’s up?”

“I got a text from a random number, asking me for help with making cake balls. And because you’re standing right next to an ungodly amount of cake mix, I’m gonna say it’s safe to assume that you sent the text?” The ends of his lips quirk upward and I almost face palm myself.

“Oh my god, I owe you big time! Holy shit, than you thank you thank you!” I smile widely as he pulls me into a hug, my insides melting as his strong arms wrap themselves around me. “I’m so sorry, I don’t know how I got your number. Liv swore that was her number and–”

“She set us up,” he shrugs and pulls away. “Not that I mind, but whatever.”

“Your sister–” I groan and hold all my negativity back. “I’m gonna strangle your sister. She’s been trying to get me to go on all these blind dates, but c’mon I’m the queen of date evasion.”

“And she’s the queen of revenge. We can talk about how evil my sister is, but we really need to get started on these cake balls or we actually will not sleep at all tonight,” he pulls up his sleeves and I almost drool. Actually, Liv? God bless your soul. I eye him up and down:a white sweater poking out from under his navy blue cardigan, his grey sweatpants riding low on his hips. God those hips–no, nope, snapping out of it.

“Right, well I’ll stir and you can pour them into the little ball shaped things?” I crinkle my nose as I pull out the trays for the cake balls. “We’ve got a long night ahead of us, Mal.”

“Mal?” Now it’s his turn to crinkle his nose as I pull out a big mixing bowl.

“Yes, you don’t like it?” I bite my lip, feigning hurt.

“Well,” he frowns, his eyes travelling between my lips and eyes. “Ugh you’re not playing fair, Saffron.”

“Hm, I’ve no idea what you’re talking about,” I smile sweetly and turn around, my back to him as I begin mixing the batters. “Hand me the eggs will you?”

“Here you go,” he places them on the table and stands directly behind me, his hands on my hips. My breath gets caught in my throat as he lifts my hair to the side and places gentle kisses along the side of my neck. I clench the bowl in one hand and the mixer in the other.

“K-Kai,” my breath comes out raspy as I try to control my breathing. “What the hell are you playing at?”

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“Hm?” He pulls away, standing directly next to me and smiling wide. “I’ve no idea what you’re talking about.”

“Me either,” I glare at his smirking face before going back to mixing. “Get your trays ready, we’re about to make a shit ton of balls.”

Protection Eggs!

For the New Moon, I thought I’d make some renewal and cleansing eggs, but it sort of evolved into a protection from negative energy… egg. Here you go!

-Eggs, as many as you want or need

-Salt, for protection and to dispel negative energy

-Onion flakes, for protection

-Black pepper, for protection

Cook it up however you want - scrambled, omlette, or a cool sunnyside up with stuff in/on it. However! I used the fire as the energy for the spell, envisioning it’s energy going into my egg and creating the magic. I ate it with the intent of cleansing and protection :) and now I’m grounding afterwards.

Hope this helps y’all!


laylaanne it had to be virge and gord

virgil lost a bet or something, has to stand there and operate gordon’s dumb strings for the whole party. probably chokes him with the strings halfway thru the night

oh. virgil’s dressed as WILLIAM T. RIKER

The Jealous Marauders

I was in a bit of a rush writing this, so I hope it’s alright. I also researched stars in the seventies… so, I hope John Travolta was around the right time? I’m hopeless, I know.



“James, they’re here!” you squealed, jumping onto your brothers’ bed, and smacking him with a pillow. “Wake up, you git, they’re here. I saw Lily’s car outside my window!”

“I heard you the first time, (Y/N),” he laughed, his brown eyes sparling as he reached for the glasses that lay on his bed side table. You ran to stand by his door, tapping your foot impatiently as he stretched.

“Come on James.” you whined.

“I’m up, I’m up.” he grinned, getting out of bed and ruffling your hair as he walked through the doorway. He was only a year older than you, but still he towered above you and you scowled, following him down the stairs. You hated your height, and being the smallest out of your friends, and you especially hated it when your brother ruffled your hair… But you couldn’t think about that right now. They were here, and you were finally going to see Lily and Sirius. That thought alone was enough to have you bounding to the front door and swinging it open.

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First night we spend apart one from the other and yes I cried, I even cried when @matthewdaddario handed him back to me…. I just saw them both standing there, threw everything away and hugged my little one, am afraid I’m way too attached. Noah keeps giving me that look like I’m crazy and I’m pretty sure I freaked Matt out. Wish the little one could tell me the adventures he went through with his daddy #mommyissues @sodaddario

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Mr. and Mrs. Smith (6)- Morning After

Mr. and Mrs Smith Masterlist here!

AO3 link here!

Summary: You’re a medical student and a hunter. Your parents died, killed by a demon, and you picked up where they left off. No one knows about it and you live a perfectly normal life. What’s gonna happen when someday you run into Dean Winchester, having no idea, that he’s a hunter, too?

Wourd count: 1762

Pairing: Dean x Reader

Warnings: fluff

Beta: @balthazars-muse (thanks again <3)

A/N: What can I say? Enjoy, guys!

Tags: @a-promise-is-a-lie @a-girl-who-loves-disney @balthazars-muse @bringmesomepie56 @cassgracie @celestialackles @deanwinchester-af @dreamingbeauty @ellen-reincarnated1967 @heyimjustastranger @ilostmyshoe-79 @kittenofdoomage @kingcasifer @latinenglishfandomblog @plaidandwhiskeydean @pada-ackles @the-mrs-deanwinchester @docharleythegeekqueen @flyin-down-a-backroad @rusticbellamy @savethedxy @mycacoeths @sevenbilionpeoplebabe @dammitjensen @agnetta 

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You stretched your arms to relax your stiff muscles not expecting to collide with anything hard and firm. Suddenly, memories from last night flooded your mind, making you quickly open your eyes. They were greeted by Dean’s and you grinned, happy that you decided to let Elena drag you to that bar that Friday; you made a mental note to thank her for that later.

Dean leaned in to kiss you, pulling you on top of him, and rested his hands on your thighs. You kissed gently only for the sake of feeling each other’s skin.

“Hi,” he said as he finally pulled away from you.

“Hey.” You responded with a shy smile, wrapping your body in the bed sheet before sitting on the edge of the bed.

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anonymous asked:

You're my prime source of Rob and Rich related gossip. Keep it up ;)

i’ll show this message to rob next week and be like “HIRE ME AS SOCIAL MAVEN. look. SEE!? THIS ONE PERSON–THIS–rob where are yOU WHERE!! ARE YOU GOING. GET BACK HERE”

rich will be a harder egg to crack but i’ll get them both sooner or later

Anonymous said:

I just love when you watch recordings of panels and one of the castmembers says something embarrassing and they say “I’m so glad noone is recording this and that it won’t end up on YouTube” or something along those lines, especially if they just look straight at the camera. They’re on to us.

my favorite part is during the rules and regulations, the rule “NO RECORDING! do not record the panels! but in the case that you do!!!! record in landscape. who has a TV that’s vertical??? no one. that’s so hard to watch. do you want it to be hard for us to watch? please. landscape. that means turn your phone to the side.”

Anonymous said:

I’m sick and I’m on winter break so I don’t have much to do thus I just spent about an hour and a half scrolling through your blog it was an Adventure and I loved it. Also I found the Spanish flea post and I can just imagine Gabriel and the Swaingels on the top of the Statue of Liberty sitting in beanbags with Shitty trumpets watching the world burn

that last part accurately sums up the ending of this, the finest of years. 10/10 very accurate

happy you enjoyed yourself, though!! glad to provide to those of you a little down on your luck while also not having a whole lot to do. there’s so much to uncover, so please, come back whenever you please and indulge