@why-this-kolaveri-machi, @paintedimaginings I’ve just gotten halfway through Snatch and…look, it’s ridiculous. It’s one loud, explosive mess after another, ethnic stereotypes verge towards the sheer bloody painful, and Marc Warren has so much more range than just to be cast as another self-pitying villain every damn time.
But so help me God, you can prize Pasqualino’s little defiant chin wobble every time someone compares him to his father from my cold dead hands.
I wish I was the monster you think I am. I wish I had enough poison for the whole pack of you. I would gladly give my life to watch you all swallow it. I will not give my life for Joffrey’s murder. And I know I’ll get no justice here, so I’ll let the gods decide my fate. I demand a trial by combat!
Imagine Trucy planning what was originally going to be something small, and then Athena and Apollo found out and just had to get involved because, after all, “Mr. Wright is our work dad!”
Of course, Trucy tells Maya of her plans, and Maya and Pearl are dropping everything to be there for Nick, who has been there for them more than anyone else could have been, just like how a dad would be.
And then word gets around to the prosecutors, and suddenly Sebastian is insisting that he come too because Mr. Edgeworth was a better dad to him than his dad ever was. He tells Kay, who also “steals” her way in because Mr. Edgeworth is family to her too!
Word gets around the prosecutor’s office, and suddenly Klavier and Simon are calling Trucy and saying they are going to show up because - despite that they wouldn’t say it out loud (for different reasons, of course) - the Chief Prosecutor is their work dad and they need to show their appreciation.
And Ema pushes her way in as well, because she remembers how much they took care of her and looked after her when her sister was on trial…
So what Trucy had originally planned on being a quiet celebration for her two dads, turns into a big get-together because Miles and Phoenix have unofficially adopted so many children and have the biggest family ever.
And when they both walk in to this big surprise - to their entire family telling them happy father’s day and showing how much they love and appreciate them - Phoenix starts openly crying while Miles tries to hide the tears in his eyes from everyone.
Okay but imagine at some point during the Garrus romance after he keeps talking about how he has to do some research Shepard comes in with a naked Barbie doll and a Godzilla action figure and just knocks them together while making direct eye contact. Garrus nods thoughtfully.