if you don't mind, could you do some poly swerve and ultra magnus headcanons?
All my life has been spent preparing for this ask
Swerve, Ultra Magnus, and s/o (poly) MTMTE
There’s so much affection to go around between the three of you. Swerve is always there with hugs and cuddles, Ultra Magnus is a perfect gentlemen, and you show all the affection and love you can (and get just as much in return)
Swerve has a free drinks policy for both of you. He knows you can’t drink energon or engex, and Magnus can’t handle much engex, so he’s always prepared with ‘human friendly drinks’ (mostly water and juice) and engex that won’t make Magnus pass out
At first Magnus was skeptical of the height differences between the three of you. He was tall enough compared to Swerve, but he was massive compared to you. Eventually he got used to it though, and even started to enjoy it. He had no problems bending down to kiss Swerve before his shift, and he certainly had no problem picking you up so you could kiss his cheek. And there was always the option of removing the Magnus armor so he could be with the two of you as Minimus
Swerve is the biggest cuddle bug you will ever meet. He’s super understanding of person space and boundaries, and if you need space he’ll absolutely give you that space, but he certainly is clingy. He loves holding your hand, even if the size difference is a bit silly, and he especially loves carrying you around. One time he picked you up bridal style after you mentioned being tired, and insisted that he could carry you back to your hab (it’s not like you’re heavy to him, humans are all really light to cybertronians). Even if his one liners were cheesy on the way there, it was still really sweet
Nobody really believed Swerve when he bragged about how sweet and caring Ultra Magnus was. They could believe those things about you, you seemed genuinely sweet but Magnus? Never. The joke was on them however, because Swerve didn’t exaggerate any of his stories; Magnus was a complete sweetheart to the two of you. He was still stiff and awkward in places, that was just the way he was, but he really opened up the longer the relationship went on. He was very doting, he wanted to make sure both you and Swerve felt loved and appreciated in everything you did
He’s still firm about his rules on pda, but in private Magnus is actually very affectionate. Swerve is still the one who starts most cuddle piles though, and he’ll fight for that record. His favorite way to cuddle is by picking you up, and then sitting in Mag’s lap with you in his lap. It’s the comfiest position for everyone, and Magnus enjoys having not one, but two adorable minis in his lap
While Magnus defaults to pretty typical pet names (darling/dear, or sweetspark), Swerve will come up with as many as possible. Most of the time they’re pretty genuine, but sometimes he’ll come up with ones just to make you or Magnus laugh. He always grins and feels his spark soaring when he makes either of you laugh. He about had a spark attack the first time he made Magnus genuinely laugh, and not just a snort or quiet chuckle. Later when he was working at his bar and talking to Tailgate, he swore on everything he had ever loved that he had the two cutest s/o’s in the universe
Hey darling, how has your day been??? You haven't been active and I'm (and maybe more) are worried about you. I know you've queue post but that's it. Don't force yourself to write prompts if you can't. Losing a best friend is tough but try to talk to other friends. They can help. I love you
Hey huni, my day wasn’t the best. I’m exhausted and my prom date informed me that they will be going with another person…
Yes I know I haven’t been active, I’ve had no motivation/energy to do anything :(
I need to write the prompts because I feel bad every time I see them I feel guilty because they’ve been there forever.
I didn’t think losing a best friend would effect me like this. I literally can’t take care of myself atm. I hate to say it but I have no other friends to confide in. I go to a very small school and people don’t usually like me. They also give me anxiety whenever I have to talk to them, about a personal problem. Also I don’t want to burden people with my domb problems when other people have there own.
That’s why it hurts so much to lose Ty as a friend because I never had anxiety talking to him, I told him everything. Now I can’t tell people and I’m just bottling it up :(
Congratulations you missed the entire point of the scientific method, it is to improve theories with further evidence and research, due to your dogmatic style you treat the science of the past like a religion, i bet you believe the sun still spins the earth, sex has been redefined due to research and truth is one sided, you are against truth, go read a good scientific article by Nature, preferably "sex redefined"
Because redefining things that have been understood for centuries happens all the time.
You mean to tell me that some guy with a bachelors in mechanical engineering knows the climate better than people who spent their whole lives measuring temperatures and climates? That he’s the one who understands sex better than literally every other civilization that’s ever existed on the face of the earth? Only just now is the entirety of the human biological binary proven (somehow) to be completely wrong and really there’s no rules?
I don’t buy that, and certainly not from some hack with a Netflix series and zero proven evidence.
Just a thought... maybe totally-totty is getting a lot of crap because they actually did something wrong? In my short time here I've seen drama surround them like flies to shit. Something like that doesn't happen to someone who hasn't incited it in some way. And then when it DOES happen they wahwah all over their blog in an attempt to get their followers to pity them and send love/art. I guess what I'm trying to say is think twice before setting your allegiances in stone. Just... don't get hurt.
I can tell there you are trying to be nice and I appreciate that. I appreciate that you care, I do. Though, I’m gonna explain some things under this cut that might help explain my reasoning? Again, more drama. Feel free to ignore.
hey guys i love getting asks and talking abt stuff but i’d like to try keeping this blog sfw, so i won’t really publish any asks about mature topics, sorry! however feel free to dm me or come off anon so i can answer privately!
We Stretch Out On The Beach, Thick, Meaty Hearts Resolved. "Κοίτα τα κύματα!" You Say, Happily, Grabbing My Sweaty Hand. I Don't Get Up, But Grin. You Are R̸̖ḁ̳̹d̞̙̤̙͉i̹̺͙̰̩͓̣ḁ̼̪̭n̥̜̪̠ṱ When You're Happy. Sweat From Beneath My Knees Sink Through My Skirt, Into The Ground, The Sand, Soggy. "Είσαι καλά?" You Murmur. "Αα, Ναι, Εγώ απλά..." The Sweat Is ζε̹̬̜̦͖̦σ̣͙͓τ̲̗̝͚ͅͅό̡̭̘̗ς͕̗͔͈͞ And I Bite My Lip, Panting. I Smile. "είμαι καλά. Περισσότερο από καλό." You Smile And Sit Back Down. Sweat Drips.
i was beyond pissed last night. i consider myself as a member of LGBTQ and a victim of sexual harassment although until now no one knows about this but me, because I am scared that I will be seen as a LIAR and just making excuses... i just bawled. 2 parts of me last night was attacked.
Oh gosh, I’m so fucking sorry anon. For what it’s worth, I believe you. And I know most people who follow me would agree. You didn’t deserve to feel that way after that episode and this is why I will fight anybody who tells me that fiction doesn’t matter and that it’s “just a tv show”.
You are brave and strong and you are not a liar and I wish I could give you the biggest hug
Well, no. We don’t worry about that. I mean, sure, there are some health risks to being fat, I guess. Just like there are health risks to everything. When Yuuri was thin, he was yo-yo dieting, constantly hungry, and felt awful about himself. Even though we may overeat a bit now, I think we’re both much healthier than we were when we were hungry.
Some doctors will say a lot of anti-fat nonsense that isn’t true, and blame things on weight that have nothing to do with it, but… if Yuuri or I were to get some kind of serious health issue that really was because of being fat, we’d deal with it how any couple would. We’d love and support each other, no matter what. But I see no reason to make both of us miserable by depriving us of food that makes us happy just in case some hypothetical health concern arises, especially when people who live supposedly perfect lifestyles get health problems all the time anyway.
For now, we’re both fat, and we’re both very healthy, and that’s all there is to it. It’s very possible to be both fat and healthy, no matter what some people will try to say.
Winter Soldier anon here. Don't worry. This is a guy I've known for years, and we've spoken openly about sex and stuff. So it wouldn't take too much convincing to get some fun time. And honestly? He is such a kinky bastard. Some of the things he's mentioned.... I think I'm gonna die and go to heaven... We've discussed kinks. And he loves being called 'daddy' and having someone submit. So.... I am going to have a hell of a lot of fun!!!
I SCREAMED SO LOUD HONEYYYYYY! Does he have a twin brother???😭😭❤️❤️
I’m sorry to bother you but here’s a couple more versions of my picture
My dearest Anon, you are AWESOME, thank you so much ♥♥♥ In the other submission you said something about a drabble you were thinking of writing to go with the pic? I would be thrilled if you did, please do!!
And never ever apologize for sending me stuff, I adore it!! ♥