here i posted this so you can take it

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Which Beauty And The Beast (2017) Character Are You Based On You Zodiac Sign?
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By megmasseron

guys!! please take this quiz and let me know who you get!! (and if you really like it, please share it with your friends! @buzzfeed has been my dream job for years so hopefully this post will do better than my other ones lol)

also, a big thank you to all my Tally Hoes for helping me figure out which characters were which signs, i couldn’t have done it without you <3 

also, if you’re interested, you can check out my other BuzzFeed posts here, i have a “Why The Doctor Remembers Clara” theory list up from last year!

you know what, fuck it, here’s some more courferre because i know ferre works himself down to the bone

Combeferre has been dragged out of the library by his smol boyfriend, though no one knows where Courfeyrac got the strength.

Combeferre will work for hours on end, similar to Enjolras, just a bit better about time management. Like, he’s working for a long time, but in a healthy way.

But he takes on. so. many. tasks. like boi chill. He will think, oh yeah, i can put this in my schedule and then later he’s like ‘i made a big mistake’

cue Courf stepping in and helping with what ferre can’t handle.

They work together in silence, with Courf making sure that ferre is staying on topic cause while he’s a nerd, he’s a nerd with a thirst for knowledge so he gets sidetracked. 

these two have cuddle sessions after a long study session. probably movies and hot chocolate and just peace and love

[Why I Love] - Chpt. 10

Negan x Addison 

[Summary: Negan can no longer handle the tension between him and Addison]

A/N: ( ̄ω ̄;)( ̄ω ̄;) – i’ve pretty much outlined my chapters up to this point, so it may take me some time before I post the next one, depending on how bad the writer’s block is hahaha xx 

(gif by @normannipples

“What are you two doing here?” 

Naomi and Jade both stood in front of my door with mischievous smiles on their faces. Jade was holding onto three glasses, and Naomi revealed a bottle of wine she had hidden behind her. “We call it the new wife initiation” 

"New wife initiation?” I laughed. 

“Yep, you’re one of us now. I think that deserves a toast”. They walked inside, taking their seat on the floor. One of us now. That still sounds weird to me. Jade poured the drinks, as Naomi handed me a glass. 

“I just want you to know that you’ve got friends here” She admitted. I gave her a smile. She’s been so supportive and nice to me, even when I haven’t exactly reciprocated the same kindness. “You guys are awesome” I replied.  

The three of us toasted, taking a sip of our drinks. We were having a great time talking about life, love, and all the things we missed about the old world. The night and wine eventually turned us into three giggling girls, time passing by quickly without any of us realizing it. 

“So, have you and Negan…?” Jade raised her brows suggestively at me. 

“Uh..no” I admitted taking a sip of the wine, nervously tucking a strand of hair behind my ear. 

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((Okay before the event start I need to announce Piko is here now
The About has been updated i didnt know people read that *wipes eyebrow*

Fukase its okay youre doing your best, maybe Piko can help you

Piko is now available for questions *blows bugle but I somehow swallow the bugle*

Also please have this one more time today

Have a nice day - Mun))

anonymous asked:

So you know how Fizzy likes every Freddie pic Briana posts right? She didn't like this one and she was online a few minutes ago 👀😂

hsajkhskaj same


Anonymous said to shadyshit91:the junglebroms are really tainting the tomlinson last name i’m here like louis can you take harry’s name when you get married please

That’s all they got now since the kid doesn’t look like him at all 


Anonymous said to shadyshit91:Idk man its ending for damn sure. Briana clearly posted the pic Louis was suppose to XD. But remember just cuz Louis aint the father dont mean Briana still aint a mother to hq so Im still like 👀

lol important to remember “ just cuz Louis aint the father dont mean Briana still aint a mother”


Anonymous said to shadyshit91:People are saying “he looks like Louis more and more everyday” whaaaaaat??!! are we looking at the same baby because he is austin’ twin

I showed my grandma a pic of F and of Austin now and asked her if she thought they were related and she said “they’re the same kid, aren’t they? The boy is the other one as baby, right?” She didn’t believe me when I said they were supposed to be uncle/nephew 


Anonymous said to shadyshit91:i don’t know why people think Briana ever knows anything lmao she’s the last person I would take cues from

lol right bg will end while she’s snapchatting the kid y’all 


Anonymous said to shadyshit91:I knew it! When I saw B follow that account I knew she was going to post a pic of F with that. I need a cookie. I earned it. Anyway. They are trying to sell me that Louis “private” Tomlinson it’s going to let jobless mama make the kid a source of profit? Nah girl. Can’t they see that both narratives are opposed? Idc, Harry got the bee. I’m in peace with myself

Someone told me she followed the acc like two hours before posting the pic lol be more obvious 


Anonymous said to shadyshit91:That baby is cute as hell why are they doing this to him? Also like damn clark genes are string the chin is the exact same as Brett’s, also look at his two bottom teeth they already came out, smile not close, he truly doesn’t look like Louis at all - hp anon

His chin I’m literally crying sjkahsjakhs I went to look at all the Clark guys and welp 

anonymous asked:

U know bi girls can't use the word dyke? it's historically been used against lesbians as a slur and it's not urs to reclaim

Obviously you’re on anon, and therefore I don’t know who you are, or how old you are. However, OP on the post you’re referencing is underage and I don’t really want to engage with them (or their partner, who reblogged my post), so I will take this opportunity to lay out my thoughts on the matter. I’ll preface this by saying that I’m not here to argue; I’m here to clarify my beliefs and educate those who are willing to listen. All sources for facts are linked in the text, as relevant.

First, I’ll address your claim that the word dyke has been “historically used against lesbians”: that’s only technically true. 

Second, I’ll get into why historical context is unimportant here: 

  • The idea of reclamation is to take back words that have been used against a community as a source of empowerment, and to take away the oppressive function of the term.
  • As I noted earlier, the term “dyke” originated in the ‘40’s, but as many words do, it has evolved since then.
  • In the past 70-80 years, it has been used against bisexual women in much the same way as it has against lesbians. If you’ll accept anecdotal evidence, I myself have been called a dyke by homophobes, although I have never identified as a lesbian.
  • Which brings me to my next point: many bisexual women once identified as lesbians. Saying that a bisexual can’t reclaim that word erases all the bisexual women who once experienced society as a lesbian would.
  • Finally, if you want to be picky about who can and can’t reclaim a slur because of its “historical” meaning, then “dyke” should be reserved for butches, since it was originally meant to describe masculine women

Finally, I’ll address some of the other points from the original post:

  • I stand firmly with OP, other lesbians, and most of the bisexual community in my disdain for bisexual women who say lesbophobic things. I’m a strong proponent of unity between our communities, and I will not stand for bisexuals who spew hatred for any other member of the LGBT+ community.
  • For that same reason, I don’t believe that just because a post is written by a lesbian, for lesbians, it can’t be relatable to bisexual women. Lesbians and bisexual women share a lot of experiences because of the way that society treats us, collectively. Unless a post is specifically about the lack of attraction to men, I can see no reason that a bisexual woman couldn’t relate. 
  • Even then, many women who id as bi experience no attraction to men. For this reason, there’s actually a lot of overlap between the two communities. Many self-identified lesbians are attracted only to women and nb individuals. Many bisexual women are attracted only to women and nb individuals. Are we really going to get into identity policing for these women over whether or not they can reblog a post?
  • I’m not going to get into the butch/femme point, but see my earlier point about the history/timing of terms. Here’s a source on the timing and creation of butch/femme identities. 
  • I’ll concede that perhaps OP is right, and that lesbians don’t have to “care about or cater to [our] relationships with men.” That being said, just because you don’t have to, doesn’t mean you shouldn’t. Nothing says I have to care about gay men’s relationships with men, either, but I believe in solidarity with other members of my community. No matter who I’m dating, I am a bisexual woman, and none of my relationships are straight. The way that I, a woman and a part of the LGBT+ community, navigate a relationship that expects me to conform to straightness and heteronormativity is an LGBT+ issue. Just because it’s not your LGBT+ issue doesn’t mean it’s unimportant.

Anyway, I’m sorry that this is such a long post, but that’s just my two cents and how I acquired them. I’m happy to chat with anyone who’s confused or needs some clarification, but as I’ve stated, I’m not here to argue.

anonymous asked:

Hello! First, let me say that I love your blog and you inspired me a lot to become a Sugar Baby. I have a date with a POT in a few days, and we decided he will take me to a shopping day. But I am not sure about what I should wear. I want to look classy and confortable at the same time. Could you give me some tips? Love xoxo

Akdjfkakdj thank you so much babe!!! Here’s a masterpost of all of my style guides for some fashion inspiration 💞

https://chanelsugababy.tumblr.com/post/159888237679/hey-bby-can-you-make-a-masterlist-of-all-your

I haven’t posted on tumblr in a very long time. Today broke me, and I can’t say that on Facebook, so here I am. I need comfort, and all the ways I normally get it are unavailable to me, and I don’t know what to do. I just needed to be able to take this out of my body and let the rest of the universe share my burden, and while I’m sorry, it would kill me to keep it all inside of me. Do your best until you can do better, right?

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After many requests, here is Jaehee. I hope you like it! By this I got through the whole maincast of Mystic Messenger ┗|・o・|┛Her colorscheme reminds me of autumn, so I thought a withered rose fits her. While playing her route, I pitied her situation. Take chances and enjoy the life before it withers.

The pose I drew her in looks as if she throws Jumin and Elizabeth 3rd away lol.

***Note*** Do not repost on social media where you can simply reblog the original (facebook, tumblr). Please don’t forget the right credits! I noticed some reposted art get more feedback than my original post (T⌓T)
Of course I can’t get ahold of everything, but every little help and consideration is appreciated!

Previous Mystic Messenger character art:

Zen
707
Jumin
Unknown
Yoosung

i’m rewatching episode one s1 and i’m laughing so hard because of how casually Lance hands Shiro to Pidge like

Lance is like “lmao here Pidge who is the smallest person here, take the second heaviest person on this hoverbike who is also unconscious i’m sure you can hold him” “Lance what the fuck why”

“sorry buddy i got more important things to worry about like this reckless driver with a terrible haircut”

exo legitimately transcends human expectation with their accomplishments like can you imagine how GOOD they must feel?? how proud they are?? no one will be able to predict what they do next because they keep pushing what should be a glass ceiling higher and higher…theyre going to be written down in history and cemented in the asian music industry and literally nothing anyone says or does can take away the magnitude of their career thus far, everything they touch turns to gold im here for kings

anonymous asked:

Marichat "don't be fucking rude" prompt (your writing is great btw)

Thank you anon! I am glad you like my writing ^_^ (I should be writing more stories, but I am sniffly and finding doing long form hard so i am taking a break by doing drabbles. Hopefully it will clear my head enough to finish the chapter I wanted to get done today!) 


WARNING: Some strong language and suggestive themes! You have been warned.


“What are you staring at?” Marinette cried at last, whirling in her chair to face Chat Noir who was mere inches from her face. 

“hold still, I am trying to count your freckles,” he said completely unperturbed by either her close proximity or her glowering expression. 

“Have you ever heard of personal space?” she hissed, “Don’t be fucking rude!” 

Chat blinked but showed no other sign of being deterred by her wrath. “I can’t count your freckles accurately from across the room, now hold still.” 

Marinette groaned but did as he asked, figuring it was easier to just indulge his insanity and get him out of the way then try to argue with him. She had no idea what had lead to Chat Noir’s bizarre visit today, or his sudden unprecedented interest in her life, if his non-stop questions earlier were anything to go by. 

“Are you almost done,” she whined, trying not to think about why she was finding his closeness so unsettling. 

“Just about,” he grinned, and her heart gave a traitorous little thrill. He really was unfairly pretty. 

“You have 27 freckles across your nose,” Chat said leaning in even further until their noses bumped. “And just for the record princess,” he said his voice dropping to a sultry whisper, “I am not fucking rude. When I am fucking I am extremely accommodating,” and before she could move he darted forward, kissed the tip of her nose and hurriedly ran away, laughing. 

The next morning Marinette trudged blearily into class. Her night had been restless, in no small part to the flurry of daydreams brought on by Chat’s parting comment. Even her icy cold shower this morning had done little to stop her wandering mind or flushed skin. 

“Good morning my bestest best friend who I know far better than Adrien know’s Nino!” Alya crowed as she dropped down into her own seat. 

“Are you two still going on about that?” Marinette sighed, dropping her head against the desk and wondering if she could try sleeping through class, or if she ran the risk of subjecting herself to another Chat-infused dream session. 

“This is the last day of our epic battle,” Alya said with feigned shock at Marinette’s disinterest. “I am going to 50 Euro richer before class even starts. Where do you want to go for lunch?” 

“What if Adrien wins?” Marinette ask, cracking one eye open and looking up at her friend.

“Eh, he gets to pick my next 3 articles on the Ladyblog. But there is no way he is going to win. He would have to get my question right- doubtful- AND I would have to get his wrong, and there is no way Adrien knows anything about you that I don’t already know.”

“OK,” Marinette mumbled. Closing her eyes again. 

“Ah the man of the hour and his supposedly hertosexual life mate,” Alya cried. 

“We like to keep our love free from the tabloids thank you,” Marinette heard Nino say and Adrien let out a light laugh.  

“OK Agreste,” Alya said, “my final question, to see if you know my boyfriend as well as I do-”

“He does, you’re gonna lose babe.” 

“Shut up honey.” 

“Just giving you a head’s up.” 

“What,” Alya continued, “Is Nino’s favorite childhood ice cream flavor?” 

“Trick question- Nino didn’t have Ice cream till you took him to get some on your guys second date.” 

“Damnit! Still, you haven’t proven that you are the most observant person in this little circle, you still haven’t given me my question. Despite your impressive line of questioning thus far, I defy you to come up with something about Marinette that you know and I don’t.” 

Marinette was glad her face was plastered against the side of her desk to hide her flaming face. 

“OK,” Adrien said mischievously, “how many freckles does Marinette have across her nose?” 

Marinette’s eye shot open. 

“You don’t know the answer to that,” Alya said warily. 

“Just answer the question,” Adrien said smugly, “or do you admit defeat?” 

“19,” Alya said nervously. 

“Wrong, 27. Looks like I win.” 

Whatever response Alya was about to give was cut off by Marinette’s loud, piercing scream. 


Four Sentence Prompts: 

Warning- I will NOT be taking repeat prompts! Only one drabble per prompt! (See the list here: http://baneismydragon.tumblr.com/post/159474846531/reposting-so-i-can-edit )

*** how to help do5 kids***

UPDATE: all of do5′s videos have been taken down.

i’m making this post because i understand that watching the videos themselves is triggering, so i will do it for you.

  1. click on the link
  2. click the three dots under the video
  3. click the flag icon that says “report”
  4. select “child abuse”
  5. for timestamp, input the time i place after the link.
  6. for the description, you can input your own message or include mine in the parenthesis.
  7. have adblocker up.

if we can get youtube to take down ONE MORE VIDEO, he will lose the channel. ok? please report. here we go

Dad goes on a RAMPAGE @ 5:21 (father egging children to tackle younger child; they pick him up and slam him on the floor as dad films.)

Kids get the BELT!  @ 19:36 (brothers beating up emma, trying to choke her out, then hits her with a belt)

KID GOES DOWN THE STEPS HEAD FIRST  @ 31:11 (father threatening to kick child in the face)

Cody gets BULLIED @ 3:06 (exactly as the title says, the two older brothers just torment and bully cody and occasionally hit him)

DAD AND CODY MAKE A VOLCANO!!   @ 15:43 (father hits cody’s arm for no apparent reason; arm has visible bruises)

please please please report these videos and DON’T just reblog some fucking ms paint star and pray, jfc

if you have the “spoons” or fortitude or whatever, please also report mommyofive’s channel which is the stepmother. i will make another post for mommyofive’s channel if anyone requests.

So take a look at what Jack wrote on the whiteboard, and in the video title.

If we want to take the meaning of ‘wubba lubba dub dub’ seriously (“I am in great pain, please help me). Perhaps we should be careful…

Because it’s not the 1st time Jack has brought that message to our attention.

Just a coincidence/ joke/ Easter egg? Could be. I don’t know. But video titles had double meanings in the past with Anti before. You guys have fun deciding!

(Expanded ideas on @your-cringy-brother‘s post you can read here.)

Wait, what?

(based on this) (look, there’s a part two)


Yuuri barely has time to grab his jacket when he runs out the door, much less brush his hair or find a hat. Unfortunately, he’s sure that that means that his hair is an absolute mess. It’s been getting long again, but in between classes and helping Yura out with his routine on the weekends, he hasn’t had much time for things like haircuts. Besides, Victor doesn’t seem to mind it, and Yura likes to experiment hairstyles on Yuuri “so that if it looks stupid, I don’t have to see it on myself.”

It’s not that big a deal, except on days like this, when he sleeps in (thanks a lot Vitya) and doesn’t have the time to really get it under control. He usually meets up with his friends before class, and he doesn’t doubt that they’ll notice, and probably tease him about it.

They notice.

“Yuuri!” Estephania gasps, sounding too scandalized for her words to be anything but teasing. “What on earth happened to your hair?”

Yuuri flushes. “I was running late,” he mumbles.

Richard snorts. “You sure? Because that looks more like sex hair to me, man.”

“Ooh, he’s right,” Estephania coos before Yuuri can protest.

He wonders if it’s possible to die of embarrassment (especially since they’re not entirely wrong). “No, really I–”

“We know, sweetie.” She reaches up and moves his hair around a bit, trying to make it look presentable. “You’re just too easy to tease.”

“You sure you’re really twenty seven?” Richard raises an eyebrow.

Yuuri just smiles at the ground in fond humiliation (apparently it’s not a common emotion, but it’s a little hard not to be used to the feeling when he’s married to the world’s biggest drama queen) and nods. “I am.”

His friends are too much sometimes, he admits. Richard is the embodiment of America in a lot of ways: loud, completely lacking a sense of social norms, a walking personification of testosterone. Estephania is less… everything… than Richard, but she’s very touchy and affectionate in an entirely platonic way that reminds Yuuri a lot of Christophe, only without all of the innuendo. But they’re both loyal down to their very core, and they’re not bad people.

His phone starts ringing, Stammi Vicino playing loudly. Yuuri picks up, keeping his phone away from Estephania’s hands. “Да, Vitya?”

“Dude! You speak Russian too?” Richard looks like Yuuri just smacked him in the face. The school year just started, so they’re all still learning about each other.

Yuuri just smiles, since Victor is in the middle of one of his usual mid-morning crises. “Vitya, calm down,” he says in Russian. “Makkachin is probably out with Yura. You know he takes her for walks sometimes. Have you seen him today?”

He manages to get Victor off the phone just before class starts, flipping his phone to airplane mode since he’s sure that this isn’t the last he’ll be hearing from his lovable trainwreck of a husband.



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Craigslist jerk gets what's coming to him.

So here’s the story of this one individual who really got to me a few years ago.

I see an item posted online and decide to make an offer, and it goes like below. And any text below written in between parentheses is just extra story info, not actual exchanged info.

Me: Hi, is your item still available?

Seller: Yeah I still have it.

(BTW, I think the item was posted for like $150)

Me: OK, would you take $140 for it? (Which is only $10 off and I certainly wasn’t going to meet up with a less than agreed upon amount)

Seller: Sure, can you meet me at Town Center right now? (Which is halfway across town 50 minutes away)

Me: OK, I’m on my way. Thank you!

Seller: Sure, I’ll see you soon.

Me: OK I’m here, are you close?

(So I get there and I’m waiting for over 40 minutes, and I still haven’t received a text back from this guy)

(A few minutes later I receive the following text)

Seller: Hey, I hope you wasted your gas and time. That’s what you get for lowballing me.

End.

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Suzy of the House Miller Announcement

Due to some personal desicions I have thought about for a while, I will be changing how I post on here. As of now, I am actively trying to complete a manuscript for “Suzy of the House Miller” to get it published (either through a publisher or self-published). 

The Good News: 

You can expect to see ‘Suzy of the House Miller’ as a full published story (release date still unknown, will post updates if new developments arise). It might have a name change and probably will have a different cover, but it’ll be Suzy and Cuddles.

The Bad News: 

I’ll be posting installments of it here less often. I’ll still post them from time to time, but I want a lot of the final published story to be previously unreleased, so readers can have more to look forward too. 

Other things I’ll still post:

- Story overviews

- Worldbuilding

- OC profiles

- Ask answers

- Other works that I have already written/ ar ein progress (most of my focus will be on Suzy, but I still have a decent amount of unreleased content).


I know most of you only care about ‘Suzy of the House Miller’ and probably don’t like this decision, but I hope you’ll respect my decision and possibly take an interest in my other works.

-Egg