“I want Minami to Believe it! Believe it! Here I am with my Ninja Clan! Ninja Clan,here we stand! Naruto,I’m on my way, Naruto,I’ll be okay! Getting ready to fight on set! Come on best friends by my side! Sasuke,is really cool! Sakura,the beautiful!”
I want Jumin to believe it! Here I am with my Ninja Clan! Ninja Clan, here we stand! Naruto, I’m on my way, Naruto, I’ll be okay! Getting ready to fight on set! Come on best friends by my side! Sasuke, is really cool! Sakura, the beautiful!
do you ever think about what a weird fuckin generation of old people we’re going to be
like y'all will be in a retirement home and the nurse is gonna come around and say “okay everyone it’s time for bed”
and then, without warning, that one fucker in the back is going to suddenly mutter “sned. snail bed.”
and everyone is gonna fuckin lose their shit and start shouting about sneople and snakes and old sally in her wheelchair is gonna abruptly shriek “WEEEE AAAAARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS” and that sets everyone off into the rest of the song
meanwhile the two elderly weebs in the corner are yelling “BELIEVE IT BELIEVE IT HERE I AM WITH MY NINJA CLAN” and some asshole proclaims everyone’s going for a cheeky nandos with the lads then the roommate you thought died last week is gonna crash through the door and announce “SURPRISE BITCH I BET YOU THOUGHT YOU’D SEEN THE LAST OF ME”
and you watch all of this unfold, sitting back in the rocking chair where you quietly chuckle under your breath, “let’s mcfreakin lose it” as you calmly knit a pepe scarf.
now take a deep breath and relax. free yourself of all thoughts and distractions
12 years ago, a nine-tailed fox appeared. if you believe it! naruto! naruto! believe it! belieeeeeeeeeeeve it! yeah here i am with my ninja clan. ninja clan. here we stand. naruto! i'm on my way. naruto! i'll be okay. getting ready to fight on sight. my best friends by my side. sa-soo-kay - is really cool. sakura - the beautiful kowagaruna naruto saoto mamore kowagaruna naruto saoto mamore