here i am with my idiot friends

Klaroline Fanfiction Recommendations

Instead of listing my favorite Klaroline stories, since I love SO many of them out there and it’s so hard to narrow the list down (seriously I will just end up naming EVERYONE!), I’m going to go with some of the ones that inspired me to start writing, the ones I read before I even started to dream of writing. Ones that I have read many times over again and that I aspire to have my own stories rank with these lovelies.

Two Lost Souls. by Moultipass1

Wicked Schemes by @willowaus

Dungeons and Sanctuaries by Borzoi

Anything By @addriannadestiny. My top favorites of hers are; Friends, Then? Primal Feelings. Gravity 1 and 2. Fade into me. Okay I realized I am going to start listing all of her works so just find and read them all here.  

Timeless and Changeless by @marvelouskatie

With or Without You by Gottabeelove


The Only Hope for Me is You by @livingdeadblondequeen

Give Me Love and Love Interruption by idiot-wind89


The many works by Angelikah. 

The many works done by Sophia Chase

Renegade Knights by  Biana Delacroix


Knowing Me Knowing You by Jomoholic

MasterRoo was always an inspiration but sadly she has deleted her stories.  


I know I am missing so many more!

I’m crying like an idiot because Johnny Depp won at the PCA. He deserved it. He deserves everything. I’m so glad he knows that we’re all here for him and we love him and always will.

Haters gonna hate, am I right guys? So ignore every hate comment, some people just don’t worth your time. Be kind to everyone. Love everyone.

I’m proud to be a part of the Depp fandom. I love every one of you. Thanks for being my family, my best friends. You’re all awesome.

– Hanson

im in such a mental state i remember random quotes from the show just doing shit like i would be trying to read and my brain is like echoing “all hearts are broken” “dont make people into heroes john” “once you open your heart” “dont be dead” “i dont have friends i’ve just got one” “and john will cry buckets and buckets” “the bravest and kindest and wisest..” “well i am” “is that sentiment talking?” “the man we both love” “because you’re an idiot” “so here in front of you all my first and last vow” “i heard you”

so i black out for several minutes and then go about my day 

anonymous asked:

In response to your questions: I am an idiot. My favourite colour would be violet or lavender, or any gentle colour, really. I would love a datemate, but I have no game. My mom... it depends. I DO HAVE A SWITCH, AND I'VE BEEN PLAYING THE SHIT OUTTA BREATH OF THE WILD. My friend's eyes are brownish hazel? Went an hour ago? I don't know. I don't know. No candles here. Not done with cooleg. I don't cook, but I also don't use olive oil.

Spain: “YOU”RE SO LUCKYYYY!!!! I WISH I HAD ONE!!!”

anonymous asked:

Hmm, what is Iwaizumi to you Oikawa? And what is Oikawa to you iwaizumi? Detailed answer pls

….Shittykawa?  An annoying, overbearing constant in my life. Childhood friend that somehow turned out to be the only person i would ever want to address as “My lover.”  Don’t tell him, but he’s a part of who i am, in a way.. I can’t imagine myself going through everyday life and not taking care of that alien-crazed idiot.

Anon-chan! Oikawa’s here. *beams* Iwa-chan… Well, he’s Iwa-chan of course. He’s always been that ever since i could remember! He’s a brute with no understanding of many things but he understands me best. He’s a huge part of me.. The better half. The core to my sanity, Iwa-chan always puts me together and he’s that one thing that is exclusively mine. He’s a thief, since all my love and happiness are in his hands. He’s my best friend, my lover, he’s simply Mine. Iwa-chan says i’m corny but he always puts that strained face which indicates he secretly likes it! Haha!

so i don’t like to do bias lists anymore. it’s been well over a year since i’ve done an official one,  and think they’re kind of weird for someone who participates in indie very infrequently,  so i don’t want to think of this as that. but there are a number of people who i am extremely appreciative towards in terms of how much i enjoy their accounts, or how kind they’ve been to me, or how they’ve followed me around in the years i’ve been in indie. so !! here’s a lil appreciation list for those mutuals i love watching, or count as friends, or who are just awesome. tbh that includes my entire blogroll so if i forgot u ;|| it’s bc i’m just an idiot.

@vodked my best friend. my greatest friend. with all the stuff we’ve been through on this website, and through everything we’ve been through in life, we’re still there for one another and that means a lot to me. more than that, i think you’re probably the kindest person i’ve ever met. you always care about others, and their state of being, and i don’t think i’d be as understanding of a person if it were not for you. i love you.

@eyesofwater i’ve told you so many times how much i adore you but that will never be enough 4 me. nazy, you are so intelligent, talented, and capable of all the things you do. i am proud of you. i am grateful to know you. i am so glad that we are friends and no matter how much we speak, or what we disagree on, or whatever, i will always count you as someone very special to me. i love you very much and i hope that you know it. 

@whiskyd we’ve known each other for a few years now but we’ve only started talking in depth for a few months. that said, you were, and remain, such a giving human being and someone i love knowing. i love your humor, your energy, your regard for others, and i’m so happy that we get to be friends. i’m so happy that we get to talk more. you are a fantastic writer, i hope you know, and all of your characters are done with such flawlessness. 

@ginnedup amanda ! we don’t get to talk as much as i would like, but you are such a kind person, one who really sticks up for and is loyal to their friends,  and someone i enjoy speaking to - immensely - whenever we get the chance. you are straightforward, creative, intelligent, and you put so much thought into any character you consider portraying or creating. i am very glad to know you, your drive, your passion, and your point of view. i know any pursuits you take in creative writing will be successful ones. 

@chaied kylie !!!!!!!! i don’t even remember when we started talking, but you’ve always been such a positive presence in my life and on my dashboard. every character you write is such an amazing testament to them and your demeanor ooc is the sort of patience and kindness i wish i had. you are such a talented, good, and loving person. i only wish the best for you in life and ily. thank you for always having a kind word.

@revvupyourharley hello cat-in-law. i don’t even know how long we’ve been roleplaying now, but you’re such a good friend of mine here. we can gripe together, talk about our cats together, discuss the state of the Patriarchy together, and so on. i’m really glad that you’ve stuck around and i so appreciate your harley for what she is. you’ve stayed true to her character, whom i love, and i admire that immensely.

@heelscrossed HELLO, CAL.  i miss you whenever you’re away because you bring such a smart commentary into my life and on my dashboard. more than that, you always tackle characters in a way that exposes their hidden depths and i love that so much about the way you approach writing. you are also a wonderful person and i am so glad to know you, you pinko commie ;//// xxo. 

lil lovely bean sprouts i stare at aka i think ur really cool !!

@poetrs |  @ignatiius | @twisted-but-pretty | @volchista | @raconteurofrepute | @shelazarus / @wildesix | @battleruin | @ensavaged | @sylphboned | @classiqve | @jxzabel@rightmoves ( xxo ily ) | @piraticalwit | @dxdger | @scottiish | @nemetic | @ofvaliancy | @moonjeweled | @wasgentle@youmaythinkyouknowme | @invictusmanet | @properlycool | @properlyreal 

anonymous asked:

Well done on making a minor who was already incredibly unstable suicidal when they were just trying to make their tumblr experience where they don't have to be reminded of their trauma, all you had to do was tag it and move on like a mature adult, get over yourself.

*sigh*

If you think this is going to make me feel any different about the matter, it isn’t. I posted pictures of a game my friend and I were playing. Someone expressed personal discomfort. I replied that this situation was unique to the person and had nothing to do with them. This person decided to continue to be upset, and now here you are, anonymous again, telling me what a terrible person I am, for having a joke with my friend.

Yet again you refuse to reveal yourself, and yet again, you still haven’t answered the question: I claim in my bio to be a people-eating monster. How much more tagging would you like, you ridiculous idiot? And precisely WHAT should I tag the post of six pictures of a person’s back playing a game of scavenger tag?

And you call me a child? I’ve already discussed the issue with the person in question. All of you ridiculous people who think I should moderate who I am for your comfort need to really just…

Fuck off.

What absolute stupidity.

Taking a break

So I know I’ve already been taking a pretty big break from tumblr pretty much, but I’ve had some stuff going on in my life (don’t worry, the new stuff is good) and I’m kind of worried about going into the place that I was before, so until I feel like I can control the amount of time I spend on here (you probably have noticed that I get on and I stay on forever) then I’m going to be taking a break. Thanks guys for supporting me and being great friends! Tagging certain folk, @i-am-eurus-holmes @doughnutsanddragons @i-am-content-with-this-content @queen-of-macandcheeseburgers @girlsofthewildnight @wildtendermythologia @emotionally-compromised-idiot @deanfudgingwinchester79 @1967-chevy-impala @runesinthenight and I think those are the ones who have been in my notifications the last few weeks? Anyway sorry if I didn’t tag you, and I hope y'all do alright while I’m gone (not that me being here makes a difference, but if I came black and found out you all or even one of you died of be so sad)

AHAHAHA

SO MY GOOD FRIEND SENT ME A GAME CALLED OXYGEN NOT INCLUDED
AND
OOOOOOOO BOY
AM I PISSED
THEY ARE STRESSED BECAUSE THERE IS CONTAMINATED AIR
SO THEY THROW UP IN THE WATER SUPPLY
SO THE GET MORE STRESSED
SO THEY THROW UP MORE IN THE WATER SUPPLY
O H M Y G OD

oh oh, THEN, I make toilets and stress kinda goes down for like a day and I clean up the water, BUT, NOOOOOOO IM JUST GONNA FUCKING PISS OVER HERE INSTEAD OF AT THE PERFECTLY GOOD WORKING TOILET
IDIOTS!!!!! THIS IS WHY YOURE STRESSED!!!! YOU PISS AND VOMIT EVERYWHERE THEN WONDER WHY ITS THERE!!! AT LESAT VOMIT AND PISS IN THE VOMIT AND PISS HOLE I MADE YOU 

  • Alec: You never called me back. I called you so many times and you never called me back.
  • Magnus: Your city is under attack. The wards have broken, and the streets are full of demons. And you want to know why I haven't called you?
  • Alec: I want to know why you haven't called my back.
  • Magnus: You're an idiot.
  • Alec: Is that why you didn't call me? Because I'm an idiot?
  • Magnus: No. I didn't call you because I'm tired of you only wanting me around when you need something. I'm tired of watching you be in love with someone else—someone, incidentally, who will never love you back. Not the way I do.
  • Alec: You love me?
  • Magnus: You stupid Nephilim. Why else am I here? Why else would I have spent the past few weeks patching up all your moronic friend every time they got hurt? And getting you out of every ridiculous situation you found yourself in? Not to mention helping you win a battle against Valentine. And all completely free of charge!

stealthily puts this blog higher on my blog list so i can access it easier

what’s up homies it’s your ol’ pal BC

with the occasional appearance by snarky and the reemergence of prototran, i feel it appropriate to sort of also maybe come back too

because, you know, i got tired of the bullshit, but the bullshit is still happening. and i mean, if i’m not gonna fight it, who will, amirite? 

we’ve lost a lot of good friends to the turmoil of Real Life™ but rest assured i have Nothing Better To Do With My Time

so here i am, ready for questions, comments, discussions, and making fun of idiots

20 DGM Sentence Starters
  • "I soon came to a point where I didn't know whether my smiling face was a lie or not."
  • "I really am an idiot."
  • "Until the last breath leaves my body, I will not stop walking."
  • "I'm an awful person, aren't I?"
  • "It seems... my life is at an end."
  • "A path is something you create as you walk it."
  • "You know you're bleeding, right?"
  • "We will definitely win. I swear it."
  • "After all these years, I still don't know when to give up."
  • "If it gets cold we're gonna have to cuddle."
  • "Even if I do sacrifice my own life, I'll only do it to save my friends."
  • "Stay here where it's safe. I'm begging you..."
  • "I can't do anything right, it's better if I just don't try at all."
  • "He was my enemy. Shouldn't I have killed him?"
  • "You shouldn't treat people's lives like toys!"
  • "Humans are stupid."
  • "I will follow you til the day it all ends."
  • "Don't bear the burden alone, okay?"
  • "You're naive."
  • "If you die, I'll hate you for it."
Old Friends

For @lightgetsout who had the audacity to give me feelings about idiots in space. Star Wars: The Force Awakens spoilers to follow.

              It’s quiet on the mountaintop. It’s been quiet there for years. The sole occupant of the island had never much minded the solitude or the silence before, but now… now he would been grateful to hear anything other than the whisper of the wind, or the cracked shuffle of his own disused voice. But there is nothing on the air except the taste of ocean salt.

              A single stone stands upright amid a small field of grass. It looks an awful lot like a headstone, but the earth beneath it is untouched. The grave is empty because the weight of the dead yet lingers in the heart of a tired old man who can’t seem to bring himself to lay it down. He stands looking over the endless ocean in front of him. Though his gaze skims across the horizon, it never strays too far—the headstone stays in the absolute corner of his peripherals at all times. He won’t let himself forget the consequences of his actions, and inaction. It’s his fault the headstone has a reason to exist. It’s his fault Han Solo is dead.

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Jungkook x Reader

Originally posted by jinkooks

A prompt given to me by my friend that I wanted to do. So, here I am. With a fluffy Jungkook fic. Except I played around with the prompt lmao.

Prompt: Jungkook is at a café with Tae and he sees the reader with a friend. He doesn’t know why but he keeps staring at the reader because they’re just so good looking. Of course, his shyness gets the best of him so he doesn’t do anything but the reader notices that he just keeps looking.

Enjoy!

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sophygurl  asked:

Hi I just started following you recently because we seem to like a lot of the same things, and here is a little something for that character meme thing: Naomi Nagata, Amos Burton, Chrisjen Avasarala

Hi there! Welcome :) and thank you for the Ask!

Naomi Nagata

3 Things I have in common:

1. I have strong convictions
2. I care deeply about and am very affectionate towards my friends
3. I have no time for dudes being idiots

3 Things I don’t:

1. I’m not an engineer
2. I’m not as good at speaking up
3. I’m not romantically interested in James Holden

Amos Burton

3 Things I have in common:

1. I say “fuck” a lot XD
2. Fiercely loyal and protective of my found family
3. Trauma survivor

3 Things I don’t:

1. Neither tall nor muscular
2. I’m a woman
3. I’d get my ass handed to me in a fight

Chrisjen Avasarala

3 Things I have in common:

1. No patience for power hungry snots endangering people’s lives
2. Underestimated and ignored by old men
3. I love getting the advantage over someone that underestimates me

3 Things I don’t:

1. I do not understand political games and play them like she does
2. I do not know the pain of losing a child
3. I can’t read people like she can

Lilium Shoujo Junketsu Kageki RP Meme
  • “There is no such thing as a flower that blooms eternally.”
  • “Stop hiding and come out!”
  • “You… You’re really an IDIOT!”
  • “You’re too naive! Don’t you understand?”
  • “Are you even listening to me?”
  • “So bored I could become a sleeping Buddha!”
  • “You two sure are good friends.”
  • “We’re not friends!”
  • “Why am I here again?”
  • “You dumb bastard!”
  • “I just wanted to pass through. Will you move?”
  • “Wow, that was cliched.”
  • "I feel like… I’m forgetting something important.”
  • “Oh, my anemia!”
  • “What are you so afraid of?”
  • “What if… he really looks like a monster?!”
  • “You mean I can’t talk to you?”
  • “I can’t be alone?”
  • “Memories are just things that disappear someday.”
  • “If I have to lose something, then better that I never had it.”
  • “There you go again, apologizing so quickly…”
  • “There are dreams we are better off not waking from. No matter how much of a nightmare they may be.”
  • “Perhaps I’m strange too…”
  • “You shouldn’t get close to that girl.”
  • “Why do you worry about me?”
  • “That’s why…! I’m probably better off dead.”
  • “After this, why don’t we have tea together?”
  • “I just… want you to be happy.”
  • “I haven’t introduced myself yet?”
  • “Even though I just rescued you, you don’t have to be so mad.”
  • “You should be a little more ladylike!”
  • “I don’t want a lowlife like you telling me that!”
  • “Don’t tell me… You’re embarrassed?”
  • “There’s no way this can ever be allowed!”
  • “Your denial stinks.”
  • “I’ll have you be silent!”
  • “What a lovely day~”
  • “Housekeeper! Housekeeper, where are you?!”
  • “You stinky rat!”
  • “I don’t like those who say such things to me.”
  • “I won’t let anyone destroy this.”
  • “Everyone else has already forgotten.”
  • “Do you think there are any flowers that will never wilt?”
  • “The meaning of the forget-me-not… Do you know it?”
  • “I’ll definitely find you.”
  • “What do you actually know?”
  • “How would you feel? Looking at a flower like that?”
  • “I feel like I’ve seen you cry before.”
  • “Don’t forget about me.”
  • “I feel like I’ve forgotten something important.”
  • “Why are you running away?”
  • “That’s just a myth!”
  • “What if that wasn’t a fairy tale?”
  • “When the time comes, we all die.”
  • “Everyone fears death.”
  • “Many people have been chasing that illusion.”
  • “There are those who do not fear death.”
  • “You really believe in something like that?”
  • “That’s right… It’s like I’m talking to another me…”
  • “Looks like you’ve been rejected.”
  • “What will happen to us?”
  • “Why don’t we dance a little?”
  • “How is it? I’m good, aren’t I?”
  • “Then! Are you afraid of me?”
  • “We are actually dreaming.”
  • “What’ll happen if someone finds us?”
  • “What are you saying with those sinful lips of yours?”
  • “I’ll always be here for you.”
  • “Lies. You are lying…”
  • “Some kind of hidden room…”
  • “I might be saying something strange here, but… will you listen to me and not laugh?”
  • “I feel like I’ve been inside a dream all this time.”
  • “Everyone hated me…”
  • “Don’t touch me with your filthy hands.”
  • “You won’t ever be forgiven for this!”
  • “I… had to survive by killing off all my emotions.”
  • “This is… blood!”
  • “There are things you are better off not knowing in this world.”
  • “Don’t stop me!”
  • “I will be as a guardian!”
  • “They’ll catch up if we dawdle any longer!”
  • “It’s not the place we thought…”
  • “What good will it be even if you do this?”
  • “Please… Please save us somehow…”
  • “I must apologize.”
  • “Even if you did that… your loneliness wouldn’t abate.”
  • “You damn monster.”
  • “It’s useless, you know.”
  • “That must have been terrible for you.”
  • “You guys sure test my patience!”
  • “Forget all those unpleasant things!”
  • “Why don’t we play tag?”
  • “But I couldn’t do it!”
  • “Don’t leave me alone again…”
  • “I’m just… so lonely…”
  • “You can’t die…”
  • “I’ll make you happy for sure…!”
  • “You are just like me…”
  • “You are the only one left to me!”
  • “You will be alone forever.”
  • “Don’t abandon me again!”
  • Made by: xlindou and cxlystegia
What would you have me say? "Don't worry, 
I'm sure he's still alive."? Ridiculous. 
I am not here to comfort you. 
I don't understand why are you 
so fixated on life and death? 
At any rate, your friends will soon be 
annihilated. So what if that's
one step closer? They should have seen 
this coming from the start.
If they couldn't see it coming, 
the fault lies in own foolishness. 
Laughing them off as a group of idiots would be sufficient. 
Why can't you do that? If it were me,
and my friends entered 
Hueco Mundo without first gauging their strength, 
I'd be infuriated by their stupidity.

Yes i did just quote my grandma and yes this was made in paint. i hope you all like it ^^

I saw a couple people doing new years follow forevers and thought it might be fun ^^ Ive been here about a year now and ive made some amazing friends and im just v happy to know you all tbh ^^ i hope 2016 is good to you xx

obvs i couldnt do this without being a cheesy piece of sit so:  @rosasouki is my fave person ever tbh, you are a v kind and lovely meme and i am very happy to have spent New Years with you ^^ ilyvm (sorry i cant write anymore #dyslexiclife is annoying af but <3333 )

and these are my fave blogs of 2015!!

A-D

@an-intellectual-idiot@ajanicole1@be-immortals @beautifulincomplete@broadwaypunk @constipatedhowell@classicalphan @danscrotch @danthrusts @dantiloquent @dipperphantomhive@drarrysgirl

E-I

@eatmyshortzzzzz @emmy-likes-the-sky @falloutlondon @femtastico@hcwell@holy-fricken-helbig@i-make-doodles-lol@iaintkissingnofrog@internetcultleader @interrupted-by-phan

J-P

@kickthesnow@kuukkeli11 @meetthephamily @merlin–loves–arthur@livelikeluna@luminescentlester  @officialcheesecakefactory@pamoonblackbird @phansomniac @pretendingtohaveasociallife @phanwich

Q-Z

@rainydayphil@rosefoxwolf @rosasouki
@sarcasticphan @saysomethingdarlin @snowyspaceking@starlighthowell  @tastetherainbowxv @the-one-and-only-joke @what-a-catch-joe @uh-im-cool-i-guess @yourfriendlyneighborhood-lesbian

(ik for a fact i missed people out, im v v sorry if we talk, youre on here automatically bc ily all i am just v tired and dyslexic af xx)

What would you have me say? ‘Don’t worry, I’m sure he’s still alive’? Ridiculous. I am not here to comfort you. I don’t understand: why are you so fixated on life and death? At any rate, your friends will soon be annihilated. So what if that’s one step closer? They should have seen this coming from the start. If they couldn’t see it coming, the fault lies in their own foolishness. Laughing them off as a group of idiots would be sufficient. Why can’t you do that? If it were me, and my friends entered Hueco Mundo without first gauging their strength, I’d be infuriated by their stupidity. 

You can do what you want. Here I am, having a beach holiday in my bikinis and driving a small boat. It was fun, but this is the first time I´m showing this pick to anyone. Trying to get over those idiotic ideas of what you should be takes time. I decided to start fight for my myself, so that next time I go to a vacation I can share the pictures with my family and friends :3